Saturday, January 24, 2009

Republicans to Holder: "Promise not to prosecute BushCo, 'k?"

By GottaLaff


Can the Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee be any more inappropriate?

Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, D-R.I., a former U.S. attorney and former Rhode Island attorney general criticized Republican members of the committee for delaying a vote on Holder's nomination.

"Republicans on the Judiciary Committee have asked Eric Holder to make a commitment, before he is even confirmed, that he will not prosecute any Bush administration officials for their involvement in acts of torture during the last administration," Whitehouse said in a news release. "Anyone familiar with the criminal justice system -- especially those with experience as prosecutors or judges -- should know that a prosecutor should make no determination about who to prosecute before he or she has all the facts, and particularly not in response to legislative pressure."

Promise you won't bust the Bush Crime Family for breaking the law, committing war crimes and stuff like torturing and junk, 'k Eric? If you sweartogod you won't do that, we'll be your bff*.

The GOP has lost all sense of reality, utterly and completely. It's just one big delusional sack of mental illness now.

*best friends forever

Guantanamo case files in disarray... as is what's left of Bush's mind

By GottaLaff

When you think of Bush, are you like me? Do you imagine him sitting on the floor, staring vacantly at floating dust particles, lost amidst a sea of Play-Doh, macaroni, crumpled bits of construction paper, and old photos of Roy Rogers and Hoppy, wishing he could be just like them?

I visualize his pathetic, limited world as messy, a virtual cacophony of vulgar, unformed thoughts, grandiose self-images, and the soundtrack of Looney Tunes playing in his hollow little head.

Bush's Gitmo filing system reflects my mental image:

[I]ncoming legal and national security officials -- barred until the inauguration from examining classified material on the detainees -- discovered that there were no comprehensive case files on many of them.

Instead, they found that information on individual prisoners is "scattered throughout the executive branch," a senior administration official said. The executive order Obama signed Thursday orders the prison closed within one year, and a Cabinet-level panel named to review each case separately will have to spend its initial weeks and perhaps months scouring the corners of the federal government in search of relevant material.

Several former Bush administration officials agreed that the files are incomplete and that no single government entity was charged with pulling together all the facts and the range of options for each prisoner. They said the CIA and other intelligence agencies were reluctant to share information, and the Bush administration's focus on detention and interrogation made preparation of viable prosecutions a far lower priority.

But... wait for it... they blame Obama:

After promising quick solutions, one former senior official said, the Obama administration is now "backpedaling and trying to buy time" by blaming its predecessor.

For every accusation, there is a denial. Here are more accusations:

A second former Pentagon official said most individual files are heavily summarized dossiers that do not contain the kind of background and investigative work that would be put together by a federal prosecution team. He described "regular food fights" among different parts of the government over information-sharing on the detainees. [...]

There have been indications from within and outside the government for some time, however, that evidence and other materials on the Guantanamo prisoners were in disarray, even though most of the detainees having been held for years. [...]

In another filing, the department said that [...] "None of the relevant agencies, however, was prepared to handle this volume of habeas [corpus] cases on an expedited basis."

Evidence gathered for military commission trials is in disarray, according to some former officials, who said military lawyers lacked the trial experience to prosecute complex international terrorism cases.

In a court filing this month, Darrel Vandeveld, a former military prosecutor at Guantanamo who asked to be relieved of his duties, said evidence was "strewn throughout the prosecution offices in desk drawers, bookcases packed with vaguely-labeled plastic containers, or even simply piled on the tops of desks."

He said he once accidentally found "crucial physical evidence" that "had been tossed in a locker located at Guantanamo and promptly forgotten."

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Heard the rumor about Leon Panetta's "daughter" Linda and Hugo Chavez?

By GottaLaff

Hugo Chavez, Linda Penetta, Daniel Ortega

Daniel Ortega, Hugo Chavez, Linda Panetta

Apparently, the photo and caption above are making the rounds, and the Linda Panetta in it is being falsely i.d.'d as Leon Panetta's daughter. The Panettas, you know, have been pallin' around with a bad crowd. Wrong. Wronger than wrong, dead wrong. Via PUMA:
Linda Panetta- Anti-Us Agitator, Leon Panetta- CIA Director Nominee… Is there anything wrong with this picture?

In it, we stated that Leon was Linda’s father, we however had the following disclaimer as well:

CAVEAT: Based on the reasearch we’ve done, it seems Linda is the daughter of Leon. She’s definitely given speaking engagements using that family history, there is however some controversy about her parentage, so till it’s conclusively proven that Leon is her father, take this one with a grain of salt.

Well, at this point in time , we can conclusively state that Linda is NOT Leon’s daughter: Accuracy In Media

But reached by telephone in Philadelphia, Linda Panetta told Accuracy in Media that while she admires Leon Panetta and that there may be a distant family connection somewhere, he is not her father and that she has never even met him. “Not only am I not his daughter but unfortunately I have not had the pleasure of meeting this man who has done amazing work in his lifetime,” she said. “He and my father may have been second cousins,” she acknowledged, but under no circumstances is he her father.

Despite charges or information to the contrary, she has never claimed to be his daughter. She explained, “God rest my Dad’s soul. He was an incredible individual as well. I would never in my lifetime claim to be anybody’s daughter but my father’s.

Baseless rumors are so easily squelched, so why even start them?

H/t: Jon Lester

VIDEO gag alert: House conservatives say Bush was a "knowing lion" who "walked among us"

By GottaLaff

And thus was the sinkhole of a being named George Bush, whose wisenheimer wisdom doth still touch us the way a cattle prod doth evoke agonized mooage; whose erudition was equal to none but that of Carrot Top; and whose repugnance still reverberates as doth that solitary brain wave in Sarah Palin's vacuous skull...

Reps. Trent Franks (R-AZ), Mike Pence (R-IN), and Steve King (R-IA) last Thursday:

– FRANKS:President Bush often had to walk like a knowing lion — like a knowing lion, Mr. Speaker, through the chattering of hyenas. … [I]f those critics do not devour themselves in the meantime, Mr. Speaker, they may face the bared teeth of an enemy that will make us all wish the lion still walked among us.

– PENCE: “I truly believe that this nation owes a debt of gratitude to George W. Bush.”

– KING: “I’m here to say thank you to President Bush for the things that he has done when he’s had his steady hand on the till of leadership, and especially with our national defense.”

At one point, Franks began to tear up when talking about how Bush made the country “brighter” and “more hopeful” for his children. Throughout the 40 minutes, they also compared Bush to Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill.
Let us bow our heads and pray...

Yes, pray, you heareth me correctly; this atheist is resorting to prayer so that we never, ever again haveth another president as loathsome as the wretched George W. Bush. Let that message be echoed from this moment on, so that our children and our children's children can add this particular "knowing lion" to the extinct species list.

Amen.

Rahmrod

By GottaLaff

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There's power in having the first and last word, even if it's not as some gasbag on the radio:
The New York Times runs a must-read profile of White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel.

"Mr. Emanuel is arguably the second most powerful man in the country and, just a few days into his tenure, already one of the highest-profile chiefs of staff in recent memory... In recent months, he has played a critical role in the selection and courtship of nearly every cabinet member and key White House staff member."

"He has exerted influence on countless decisions; in meetings, administration officials say, Mr. Obama often allows him to speak first and last."

Eradicating an ugly Bush stain: E.P.A. Objects to Coal-Powered Plant in S. Dakota

By GottaLaff


There is no such thing as clean coal. Let's hope that the ObamAdministration fully realizes that. This is a good start, though, toward eradicating yet another filthy, toxic Bush stain:
The chairman of the Public Utilities Commission said the Environmental Protection Agency had filed objections to an air quality permit a state agency had granted for the proposed coal-fired Big Stone II power plant. “This is a signal that the Obama administration is taking a much harder look at coal power from the previous administration,” said Darrell Gerber, a program coordinator for the group Clean Water Action, which along with the Sierra Club opposed the plant. [...] The 580-megawatt plant is planned by the Otter Tail Power Company and four other utilities for the Milbank area in the northeastern corner of South Dakota.

Chris Matthews Show: Panel Excuses Lack of Potential Torture Prosecutions



Bullsh*t excuses. I think this is what should happen.

Kenyan choir signed after inauguration



Barely in the office and he's already helping out his ancestral home.

NAIROBI, Kenya, Jan. 24 (UPI) -- The artistic director for the Boys Choir of Kenya that performed at inaugural events for U.S. President Ba rack ABM says the group has signed a record deal.

Joseph Male said the choir, which has male singers between the ages of 13 and 24, was signed by Universal Music following its performances this week, the BBC reported Friday.

"We began from humble beginnings and to be recognized by a large recording company is so humbling and quite an honor," the choir's artistic director said. "We just thank God."

(snip)

Universal Classics artists and repertoire representative Tom Lewis told the BBC he was determined to sign the choir, which has toured the United States several times, after only seeing them once.

"I went onto You Tube and I saw their CNN performance and I thought, 'Wow -- I do not want anyone else working with them,'" Lewis said.

Obama's Books Top Best Seller List


But of course!! It's hard for me to keep up with all the great books coming out, seemingly every single day a new one. Via Taegan-

President Obama's books "remain at the top of this month's best-selling political books, as they have since the election in November," according to the New York Times.

"And to stay in stride with the gala celebrations surrounding his inauguration, Audacity of Hope still holds at No.1, while Dreams From My Father moved up a notch to the No. 2 position."

The Stimulus Bill Is Posted Online


Can someone dig thru it and see if there's any money for me?

The House Rules Committee today posted the text of the Stimulus package, a.k.a. House Resolution 1, a.k.a. the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009.

The 647-page bill was introduced by Rep. David Obey, D-Wisc., as well as Reps. Charlie Rangel, D-N.Y., Henry Waxman, D-Calif., and Barney Frank, D-Mass., among others.

Sad to See Bush Go Bye-Bye



At least the kid doesn't call him a "knowing lion... who walks amongst us". I'm truly ashamed Pence is from Indiana.

Quote-O'-The-Day: Obama/Rush edition

By GottaLaff


President Obama to GOP:

"You can't just listen to Rush Limbaugh and get things done."

ObamaMeter update: Promises kept

By GottaLaff

I posted about this site a few days ago. Here's an update:

Promise Kept
No. 125: Direct military leaders to end war in Iraq

On "my first day in office, I would give the military a new mission: ending this war".

Promise Kept
No. 239: Release presidential records

"Will nullify the Bush attempts to make the timely release of presidential records more difficult."

Promise Kept
No. 241: Require new hires to sign a form affirming their hiring was not due to political affiliation or contributions.

"Will issue an executive order asking all new hires at the agencies to sign a form affirming that no political appointee offered them the job solely on the basis of political affiliation or contribution."

Promise Kept
No. 427: Ban lobbyist gifts to executive employees

"Barack Obama will issue an executive order banning registered lobbyists or lobbying firms from giving gifts in any amount or any form to executive branch employees."

Promise Kept
No. 503: Appoint at least one Republican to the cabinet

Interview with Steve Kroft of "60 Minutes": Question: "Will there be Republicans in the Cabinet?" Obama: "Yes." Question: "More than one?" Obama: "You're not getting any more out of me."

14 more promises are "in the works". One is "stalled", and there has been one "compromise". None have been broken.

This is what "mission accomplished" really means.

Poll-itics: 68% edition

By GottaLaff

He's up there with Presidents JFK and Eisenhower:

The survey was conducted from Wednesday through Friday, Jan. 21-23, spanning Obama's first three full days on the job. Only 12% of Americans disapprove of how he has performed thus far, while 21% have no opinion.

Obama's 68% approval score is on the high end of the range of initial job approval ratings Gallup has recorded for the previous eight presidents who were elected to their first term.

Compare:

Gallup’s initial job approval ratings were President John F. Kennedy, 72 percent; Dwight Eisenhower, 68 percent; Jimmy Carter, 66 percent; Richard Nixon, 59 percent; George W. Bush, 57 percent; and Ronald Regan and George H.W. Bush, 51 percent.

These numbers will change, of course, but he's starting out with a bang, especially considering what he's accomplished over the past few days.

VIDEO: Beyoncé - Single Ladies Spoof (Barack Obama)

By GottaLaff

The Barackin' out never stops.

H/t

Palin hires former ConcocoPhillips lobbyist as legislative director

By GottaLaff


Just before her hiring freeze, Grandma BookDeal, um, hires two people:

Gov. Sarah Palin has hired former ConocoPhillips lobbyist Jerry Gallagher to be her legislative director. He'll be her liaison to state legislators and have a hand in the governor's bills.

She also brought on Mark Myers, a former state oil and gas division director who went on to head the U.S. Geological Survey. He'll be coordinator for the Alaska Gasline Inducement Act and is supposed to expedite state review and permitting for the proposed gas pipeline to the Lower 48.

Wait, what's that I'm hearing in my non-existent earpiece? This just in!

The global economic crisis has dashed demand for natural gas, dimming chances for an Alaska gas pipeline, a top market analyst said Friday.

Good timing, Grandma. Now back to our Palin-mocking already in progress:

The hires came shortly before the governor announced a state hiring freeze.

Do as I say, not as I do. Gosh, that's kinda like how she conducts herself with her very own family.

Kelly Goode, Palin's former legislative director, was one of two people who resigned recently. Wise choice. Gallagher replaces her.

No, not this Gallagher, although something tells me he'd fit right in.

Undoing BushCo: New dynamic in children's health debate

By GottaLaff




SCHIP is back... and it seems the Republicans can't do much about it:
Republicans appear to have overplayed their hand when blocking the expansion of a children's health care program last year.

They face the likelihood that Democrats in the coming weeks will pass a bill that they dislike even more.

With more Democrats in Congress and President Barack Obama in the White House, GOP lawmakers don't have the numbers or a veto threat to do anything about it.

The Senate planned to begin debate as early as Monday on a bill that would increase spending on the State Children's Health Insurance Program by $31.5 billion over the next 4 1/2 years.

Congress approved a similar bill in late 2007 that former President George W. Bush vetoed. [...] But the current legislation contains some important changes.

It is friendlier to states that want to cover children in families with incomes exceeding three times the federal poverty level - $63,600 for a family of four.

Also, the bill calls for covering children of legal immigrants now barred from government-sponsored insurance until they have been in the country at least five years. [...]

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., said Friday that investing in children's health coverage brings savings down the road because those kids are more likely to become productive adults.

"Some people want to make this a debate about immigration. This isn't a debate about immigration. It's a debate about taking care of our children, children who are here legally," Reid said.

The money to pay for expanding the program would come from a 61-cents per pack increase in the tax on cigarettes as well as tax increases on other tobacco products.

It's called foresight and compassion. Remember those? They're back.

Shallow Thoughts: Alex Twitt edition

By GottaLaff

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Today's Shallow Thought:
When MSNBC's Alex Witt calls Col. Jack Jacobs "Col. Jack", she reduces his image to that of a children's Tee Vee show host.
That was today's Shallow Thought. Thank you for wading in.

Sarah Palin fan mistakenly buys effigy with noose on EBay

By GottaLaff

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Even Grandma Ditz's fans are brainless, but that's probably due to their diligence in trying to emulate her.

First, they bid on used, malodorous, overpriced high heels, and now we have this ill-thought-out transaction:
The controversial Sarah Palin mannequin with a noose around its neck sold for $2,247.22 Thursday on EBay, but it's not leaving its West Hollywood home.

The auction winner, who lives in Los Angeles County, thought he was bidding on a pro-Palin and pro-John McCain item and didn't realize its true nature until he heard about the auction on talk radio, said the mannequin's seller, ChadMichael Morrisette.
I'd suggest to the buyer to hang his head in shame, but that would be a politically incorrect choice of words.

Security experts skeptical on Gitmo detainee report


::cough... lies... cough:: Interestingly, the next headline in the news line up is "Pentagon defends report, but says it cannot explain where figure comes from".

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Security experts are questioning information released by the Pentagon last week, saying 61 former detainees from its detention center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, may have returned to terrorist activities.

The report, released days before President Obama took office, says 18 former detainees are confirmed to have participated in attacks, and 43 are suspected to have been involved in attacks.

That figure would be about 11 percent of the roughly 520 prisoners that have been released from Guantanamo, which Obama on Thursday ordered be shut down.

Conservative media figures falsely suggest that Reich proposed excluding white males from stimulus package



I heard a caller parrot this on CSpan this morning and was going to check into it, but Media Matters did my work for me. How would any sane person think Robert Reich would really say this? Just more lies.

Michelle Malkin, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity have falsely asserted or suggested that Robert Reich, speaking at a congressional forum, proposed that jobs created by the economic stimulus package should exclude white males. In fact, Reich has repeatedly stated that he favors a stimulus plan that "includ[es] women and minorities, and the long-term unemployed" in addition to skilled professionals and white male construction workers, not one that is solely limited to them.
Can we set up re-education camps for the media? For some, it just might be the first time.

Rachel Maddow Show: Rep Defazio on the Need for Infrastructure Spending

Did a UFO fly past President Barack Obama's inauguration?


I was going to chortle that "only the Daily Mail" but as I read on, well, it's not only the Daily Mail. Lurve the crazies.

Here is the astonishing picture from a video of an unidentified object flying over President Barack Obama's inauguration this week in Washington, D.C.

The video, titled 'Filmed by CNN News – UFO at Inauguration of President Barack Hussein Obama' has created a buzz since it appeared on the internet.

The video shows CNN anchors Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper discussing President Obama’s historic speech before cutting to a shot of the Washington D.C.'s Capitol.
I report, you deride.

Saturday Linkage


Strangely quiet out there today. Here's some coffee time reading for you.

BBC slammed for refusing to air Gaza appeal

Alcohol aids sex for men

Ted Haggard faces more gay-sex accusations

'This lap dance will teach you a lesson:' Is Agent Provocateur's latest ad too explicit?

Scottish Highlands avalanche triggers major rescue operation

Obama volunteers find love


Playboy Shows Signs of Withdrawal

"Kind Of Like Musk Ox"



Think of the comparisions she can make when she runs in '12. (oh please oh please oh please) Many thanks to our friend Ryan for digging out this tasty tidbit.

Kind of like Alaska’s Musk… Musk ox. You know how they all… they circle up, when they’re challenged. When their young are challenged. When they’re challenged, their future. They circle up, and that’s what we gotta do.
Video is from the Alaska State of the State speech.

Controversial CBO Report On Stimulus Turns Out Not To Exist


Is it too much to ask the media to just fraking tell the damn truth? If they quote a study or statistics, just ask them what study? Please?

Reports of a recent study by the Congressional Budget Office, showing that the vast majority of the money in the stimulus package won't be spent until after 2010, have Democrats on the defensive and the GOP calling for a pullback in wasteful spending.

Funny thing is, there is no such report.

"We did not issue any report, any analysis or any study," a CBO aide told the Huffington Post.

President Obama's Weekly Address

Friday, January 23, 2009

AUDIO: John Gibson harrumphs! over scoring a bronze in Keith Olbermann's "Worst Person"

By GottaLaff


Bluster, spitooey, froth, rant:

Keith Olbermann gave Fox News's John Gibson the bronze last night in "Worst Persons" over this.

And today on his radio show, Gibson fired back.

"This is absurd. He wasn't there," Gibson said of Olbermann, as both tell a different version of what happened when Gibson ran into MSNBC president Phil Griffin at dinner last week. "And he went on television to say he knows what happened. My God, how low the peacock has sunk."

Fox is so deeply embedded in the quicksandy bottom of the murky Sea of Cock-and-Bull, that it would take decades to exhume it from its slimy grave.... but he says MSNBC has sunk?

Next to Gibson and his wretched crew of muck-mates, MSNBC is Ivory Soap-buoyant.

Audio via.

Thank you for not smoking

By GottaLaff

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President Obama quit smoking, but the press briefing room can't seem to kick the habit:
[T]he electric system that opens and closes doors to the press briefing room started smoking just a little while ago.

The doors' motor had overheated and the Secret Service was on it with extinguishers immediately. Our friends working at the White House tonight tell us all is well.

I hope it didn't inhale.

Three Days

By GottaLaff

US President Barack Obama, seen here on January 21, 2008, retook ...
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Three days.
Obama Signs Order To Close Guantanamo... Shutters CIA 'Black Site' Prisons... Forbids Torture Of Detainees... Lifts Abortion 'Gag-Rule'... Freezes Proposals On Easing Emissions... Revives Freedom Of Information Act...
We've gone from an eternity of destruction to three days of eye-popping accomplishments.

Franken Legal Team: Coleman Is Doctoring Evidence

By GottaLaff


First, the 18 1/2-minute gap. Then, the 14-million-e-mail gap. Now, the explanation-of-rejected-absentee-ballot gap:
At a pre-trial hearing in the Minnesota election lawsuit just now, Franken attorney Kevin Hamilton made a striking accusation: That the Coleman campaign has been doctoring evidence.

As an example, Hamilton showed two photocopies of a rejected absentee ballot envelope, one of which he said was the unaltered original, and the other taken from Coleman's legal filings in his attempts to get more of the rejected ballots opened. The Coleman copy was missing the section in which a local election official explained why it was rejected.

Coleman attorney James Langdon speculated that there may have been a photocopying problem.

Blame the Xerox machine. Yeah, that's credible. It somehow deleted an entire section. Then the dog ate it.

"Call me Arne!"

By GottaLaff

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I'm shamelessly copying an entire post from TPM, because it is so positive that I don't want to ruin the continuity by making you read excerpts and then link to the rest. It's an e-mail from a federal employee about Secretary of Education Arne Duncan:
I work at the Department of Education headquarters in DC. Today completed our 2-day introduction to Arne Duncan. Yesterday he had lunch in our cafeteria (Edibles, ha ha), with his wife and children. His wife wore jeans and a sweater and Arne looked like an average joe in khaki dress pants, white shirt and tie. They stood in all of the lines and talked to anyone who approached them. They probably stayed 90 minutes. It was definitely the highest cafeteria attendance ever.

Yesterday afternoon he visited every floor of our building and introduced himself to everyone. We all came out into the hall and he shook everyone's hand with a "Hi, I'm Arne."

By the end of the day yesterday, everyone was aglow, since this was already more attention than we'd received from Spellings or Paige. Today, however, was the all-staff meeting, and I can say that the morale in the building increased ten-fold by the end of it.

Our auditorium was beyond packed, with people standing in the aisles. I myself snagged a seat on the floor next to the stage kindergarten-style. Arne stood in front of a blue screen that read "Call me Arne!" in bright yellow letters. He insisted that we call him Arne, rather than Mr. Secretary or anything like that, saying his name was Arne before he got this job and it would be 8 years from now. [...]

I know this isn't anything earthshattering, but the change in the atmosphere at the Department over the last week has been really astounding. In the past, we all knew that the Secretary had an agenda that she was going to follow, and that we were only there to affirm that her way was best. We really feel that Arne wants to know the truth, whether it fits with his agenda or not.

Barack Obama's White House. Get used to it.

Marine commander: 'Time is right' for Marines to leave Iraq

By GottaLaff

Six months. The top Marine commander says "six months":

The top Marine commander said Friday that his forces already had begun pulling equipment out of Iraq and that nearly all of his troops could be out in as little as six months.

"The time is right for the Marines to leave Iraq," Gen. James Conway, the commandant of the Marine Corps, said at a breakfast with reporters. Any "sustainment force" in Iraq, he added, will be almost exclusively from the Army. [...]

Throughout much of the war in Iraq, Marines were stationed in largely Sunni Muslim Anbar province, which was the heart of the Sunni insurgency and one of the most violent parts of the country.

Marines there faced some of the largest explosives detonated in Iraq and insurgent tactics such as snipers, causing devastating troop deaths. As the violence subsided, however, Conway pushed for the Marines to begin leaving Iraq, arguing that his forces aren't nation builders but fighters.

One "commander on the ground" has spoken.

Next!

VIDEO: President Fetus

By GottaLaff

Misleading? Repugnant? The answer to both is a resounding "yes":


Via David Weigel:

This ad has been making the rounds in pro-life circles and among pro-choicers who find it disgusting. [...]

For one, nobody who has profiled Barack Obama’s family has encountered evidence that the 18-year-old Ann Dunham and the 25-year-old Barack Obama, Sr. conceived their son by accident. [...]

It’s rather silly of Mark Hemingway to “speculate what a 19-year-old (sic) Ann Dunham would have done if abortion had been a legal option.” She wanted to have a baby.

It's also a despicable use of Obama 's image. Count me in as one of the "pro-choicers who finds it disgusting."

Another win for science: Evolution gets support in Texas

By GottaLaff


Sciencism comes to the Lone Star state. I can understand their hesitation, though. How can they possibly explain Bush?

A decision Thursday by the Texas State Board of Education is a big defeat for proponents of creationism and others who would like to see evolution presented in school as a weak theory that has viable competing alternatives.

The vote was a tie, 7-7, to restore a rule requiring the "strengths and weaknesses" of evolution be taught in high school science class. The tie means the measure was defeated, so evolution can continue to be taught as the very strong scientific theory that it is.

While scientific theories should be open to discussion and challenged by evidence, scientists agree that evolution is about as solid a theory as there is. [...] Importantly, no evidence exists to even mildly support any other theory to explain the diversity of life, the relationships between some species that have diverged, lineages seen in the fossil record, and even such current and obvious evolution as occurs when microbes evolve to resist drugs designed to kill them.

Welcome to the 21st century, Texas.

H/t: Eve

Barack out!

By GottaLaff

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H/t: Eve

Sarah Palin's Red Naughty Monkey Heels

By GottaLaff


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Paddy says the bidding is at about $600 now. What a bargain in this economy, especially for used footwear-- with hearts on the soles worn by a nincompoop with neither heart nor soul.


Palate Cleanser



Oh my oh my. Poor Anderson. Via Greg. (PS- Greg has a new book over there --->, check it out)

They're lying



Every single one of them, and no one refutes them. It's getting very difficult for me to deal with. Here and here and here and here.

Palin's Pricey Duds Sit in RNC Trash Bags: Report


Unsubstantiated report right now, but if true, par for the course.

The tens of thousands of dollars worth of outfits bought for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) during the presidential campaign have yet to be donated to president as promised, according to a report.

Nearly $180,000 in clothing bought for the governor remains "stuffed in trash bags" at the Republican National Committee's (RNC) headquarters in Washington, according to a report by the conservative website NewMajority.com.

The clothes had become a campaign issue during Sen. John McCain's (R-Ariz.) presidential bid, prompting Palin, his vice presidential nominee, to promise to donate the clothes to charity, and not keep for personal use.

"The story is completely inaccurate, and does not merit further response," said an RNC official, who refused to elaborate or say whether or not the RNC still had possession of the clothes


Added- Oliver notes that New Majority is run by ex Bush 43 speechwriter David Frum.

Chuck Todd To Gibbs: Would Obama Veto A Stimulus Bill If It Didn't Have Republican Support?



I'm with JMM, Chuck Todd has been asking some pretty screwy questions.

Queen of Soul gives dad’s sermons to Obama



She kept them under the hat...

A spokeswoman for Aretha Franklin says the Queen of Soul did more than serenade Barack Obama with “My Country ’Tis of Thee” at his inauguration.
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She also came bearing gifts.

Franklin spokeswoman Gwendolyn Quinn says Franklin gave the president a collection of 17 sermons by her late father, prominent Detroit minister the Rev. C.L. Franklin.

Quinn says Franklin also gave Obama a biography of her father and a Bible “engraved with a personal message.”

Principal Forbids 5th Grader To Wear Obama Shirt To School



Sorry Ady, it's South Carolina. Via.

Obama to GOP: 'I won'


Mmmm, tasty. Of course, the wingers are already screeching.

President Obama listened to Republican gripes about his stimulus package during a meeting with congressional leaders Friday morning - but he also left no doubt about who's in charge of these negotiations. "I won," Obama noted matter-of-factly, according to sources familiar with the conversation.

The exchange arose as top House and Senate Republicans expressed concern to the president about the amount of spending in the package. They also raised red flags about a refundable tax credit that returns money to those who don’t pay income taxes, the sources said.

(snip)

After Friday's meeting, Democratic and Republican leaders publicly wrangled over the developing stimulus plan.

But perhaps taking a cue from Obama’s “I won” line when Democrats were asked if they were concerned about Republicans blocking the package, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid had a swift one-word answer: “No.”

Oh noes! Slippage!

By GottaLaff

What a bunch of incompetents we have in the White House! BushCo made Team Obama look like the Not Ready For Prime Time Players! What have we done? What... have... we... done?!
"The Obama Team's Debut: Not Quite Ready on Day One."

Evidence in support of this claim includes: staffers lacking login access to their computers, misspelled names on signs identifying staff desks, and "Obama struggled with the practice of using a different pen for every document he signed."

Pfft, if Obama can't even handle a pen, how will he be able to handle a real crisis?

Duck and cover!!

Unlocking Bush secrets with Obama's key

By GottaLaff

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Via TPM:
A former White House lawyer who handled executive privilege issues for Bill Clinton tells TPMmuckraker that in his view Obama's executive order on presidential records was specifically intended to bolster pending legal efforts aimed at unlocking some of the secrets of the Bush years, such as the White House role in the U.S. attorney firings.
If President Obama manages to open this door...
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1259/759881503_c735316328.jpg?v=0
... he'll have our undying gratitude.

U.S. Approves First Stem Cell Study for Spinal Injury

By GottaLaff

I am a huge proponent of stem cell therapy. Huge. Only a few weeks ago, my mother died after 10 years-plus of being ravaged by Alzheimer's, so this article hits home. So much time has been wasted arguing religion instead of saving actual living, breathing, suffering people who are trying their best to simply live their living, breathing, painful lives.

So who would opponents save from a burning building, their child or a blastocyst:

Federal regulators have approved the first experiment testing human embryonic stem cells on people, officials announced today.

The Food and Drug Administration authorized the Geron Corp. of Menlo Park, Calif., to test stem cells derived from human embryos on eight to 10 patients with severe spinal cord injuries. The study is aimed primarily at determining the safety of the cells in human subjects, but researchers also will examine the patients for any signs the therapy restored sensation or movement

Geron chief executive Thomas B. Okarma:

"It marks the dawn of a new era in medical therapeutics . . . one that reaches beyond pills to a new level of healing: the restoration of organ and tissue function achieved by the injection of health replacement cells."

Although researchers have already begun testing embryonic cells derived from adults and fetuses in people, the study will mark the first government-approved use of those derived from embryos, which have been highly controversial because the process involves the destruction of the embryos.

President Obama is expected to lift a ban on federal funding for such research imposed by his predecessor. [...] The cells being used by the company were derived from leftover embryos at fertility clinics before the ban was implemented in 2001. [...]

"This is what we've all been waiting for," said Robert Lanza of Advanced Cell Technology in Worcester, Mass., which plans to ask the FDA to approve another study using embryonic stem cells to treat blindness. "The field desperately needs a big clinical success. It's very important to show the naysayers that this is very real and hopefully it will start helping people."

This is the first time in 8 years that I've felt hopeful.

VIDEO: President Obama's Indonesian Dazzles at State Dept.

By GottaLaff



Bush could barely speak English:

As President Obama worked the rope-line at the State Department Thursday, a State Department staffer named Charles Silver, knowing the President once lived in Indonesia, shouted out, "good afternoon" in the local language.

Obama responded back in what Silver later told ABC News was "very good" Bahasa Indonesian. The two then chatted briefly about the neighborhood Obama once lived in.

When the staffer asked if Obama had lived in the Jakarta neighborhood where embassy staffers live, Obama replied that was for rich people, and he lived in another neighborhood with a similar name, one that Silver said is where the "real people" live.

Reality has returned to the White House. How novel.

She's "never seen as many people of color in the briefing room"

By GottaLaff

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Change. Change. Change:
Politico reports that the Obama administration’s first press briefing yesterday “was one of the most crowded ever –- and more diverse than ever too, with about a dozen black reporters, veterans and newbies among them.” There were four black media outlets represented, including three monthly magazines who have hired their first White House reporters to cover Obama.

American Urban Radio Network’s April Ryan [...] said she had never seen as many people of color in the briefing room as yesterday.
Gee, just like real America. Who'da thunk it?

Morning Distraction



You've got to have a special mind to think this stuff up. Wonder if this will be used in the Andy Griffith Bible Study Program?

Obama: Stimulus Bill 'On Target'

Blagojevich radio show in the works?


G-d know he has enough hot air to rival Limbaugh and O'Reilly. Sounds to me more like a bribe from the radio station just to step down already.

(CNN) Rod Blagojevich's political career is likely over, but the embattled Illinois governor could have a future in the talk-radio business.

Bob Shromper, the program director of Chicago's WLS-AM, said Friday he's prepared to offer Blagojevich his own show on Sundays if the governor agrees to resign from office rather than be forcibly removed by the state Senate.

Shromper said he wants the governor to step down immediately, so to spare the state of further embarrassment.

Glenn Beck: We've never had a president not sworn in on the Bible.



It never ceases to amaze me that big media yapping heads can pull "facts" out of their butts, yet bloggers are the ones that get smeared with the "unsubstantiated" meme. Try making a mistake on a blog and see how long you get away with it! (at least a blog that has comments) Wonder if Beck got a big raise when he moved to Fox?

Looks like the reporters at WaPo understand how to use teh google. Think Progress for vid.

Obama Isn't the First President to Retake Oath -- or Forgo Bible

McCain the Maverick is Back


I thought "maverick" had been banned? At least he's causing problems for the R's so far and not the President. Via Taegan.

The Washington Post says "a joke made its way around the Capitol yesterday: How do you know the 2008 election is really over? Because John McCain is causing trouble for Republicans again."

Less than three months since his defeat, McCain "bears more resemblance to the unpredictable and frequently bipartisan lawmaker they have served with for decades than the man who ran an often scathing campaign against Barack Obama. In some instances, he's even carrying water for his former rival."

McCain on Larry King Live last night: ""These are difficult times and whatever way I can assist and work with the president of the United States, I want to do it. And again, the American people are tired of the bitter partisanship."

Japanese Learn English Using Obama Speeches


I am having some very un PC visions in my head right now.

Aspiring English speakers in Japan have made President Barack Obama's book of speeches and accompanying CD a national best-seller.

In their eagerness to emulate the leader of the free world, aspiring English speakers in Japan have made President Barack Obama's book of speeches and accompanying CD a national best-seller. "The Speeches of Barack Obama" has sold 420,000 copies since its release on Nov. 20 _ an "unprecedented huge hit" for an English-language text, according to publisher Asahi Press.

In Aichi, central Japan, a Buddhist monk has reportedly been playing the president's speeches during his temple service. And dozens of students in an English-language class in Tokyo have been memorizing his 2004 Democratic Convention speech to improve their understanding and pronunciation.

Estonia's 34 troops withdrawn from Iraq


If we've lost Estonia....

(CNN) -- The small Baltic nation of Estonia is ending its nearly six-year military operation in Iraq by not replacing its platoon of 34 troops.

Estonia's Defense Minister Jaak Aaviksoo said the country will not deploy its next infantry platoon to Iraq, according to a statement from the ministry.

First lady objects to Sasha, Malia dolls


Good for her. They could at least fess up to trying to make money off the First Girls.

CHICAGO, Jan. 22 (UPI) -- U.S. first lady Michelle Obama is taking a Westmont, Ill., company to task for marketing dolls with the same names as her children, Malia and Sasha.

Ty Inc., the company that created and distributes Beanie Babies, has been promoting two dolls with dark complexions and dark hair -- one named "Marvelous Malia" and the other named "Sweet Sasha" -- as part of its TyGirlz line. The items hit the market this month, prior to President Barack Obama's inauguration.

"We believe it is inappropriate to use young private citizens for marketing purposes," a spokeswoman for the first lady told Crain's chicagobusiness.com.

Barack and Michelle Obama do WHAT together?



Wha? h/t the Cesca.

President Obama to Overturn Ban on Funding International Family Planning Groups that Provide Abortion


Huzzah!! There were some grumblings yesterday as to when he would do this.

ABC News has learned that later today President Obama will sign an executive order overturning the "Mexico City Policy," which prohibits Non Governmental Organizations that receive international family planning assistance through the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) from providing or actively promoting abortions as a method of family planning in other countries.

The policy -- called the "Global Gag rule" by supporters of abortion rights -- was first instituted by President Ronald Reagan in 1984, was overturned by President Bill Clinton in 1993, and was re-instituted by President George W. Bush in 2001.

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