Saturday, January 30, 2010

Frank Rich: The State of the Union Is Comatose

By GottaLaff

Frank Rich:

Hands down, the State of the Union’s big moment was Barack Obama’s direct hit on the delicate sensibilities of the Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito. The president was right to blast the 5-to-4 decision giving corporate interests an even greater stranglehold over a government they already regard as a partially owned onshore subsidiary. How satisfying it was to watch him provoke Alito into a “You lie!” snit. Here was a fight we could believe in.

There was more to admire in Obama’s performance as well. He did not retreat into the bite-size initiatives [...] embraced by an emasculated Bill Clinton after his midterm pummeling of 1994. The president’s big original goals — health care, economic recovery, financial reform — remained nominally intact, as did his sense of humor. [...]

Good thing, too, since our union is not strong. It is paralyzed. [...] One year into Obama’s term we still don’t know whether he has what it takes to get American governance functioning again. But we do know that no speech can do the job. The president must act. Only body blows to the legislative branch can move the country forward. [...]

Obama should turn up the heat on both the G.O.P’s record of fiscal recklessness and its mad-dog obstructionism. He should stop paying lip service to the fantasy that his Congressional opposition has serious ideas to contribute to the cleanup. Better still, he should publicize exactly what those “ideas” are. [...]

It was a heartening breakthrough when Obama dismissed such idiocies repeatedly in his televised meeting with House Republicans on Friday. He mocked G.O.P. legislative snake oil that promises to lower all medical costs and “won’t cost anybody anything.” He must keep this up — and be equally tough on the slackers in his own party who stall his agenda. And he must be less foggy on the specifics of what that agenda is. [...]

Americans like Obama far more than they like any Congressional leader. They might even like more of his policies if he spelled them out. But none of that matters if no Democrat fears him enough to do any of his bidding and no Republican believes there’s any price to be paid for always saying no.

A year in, we have learned that all the conciliatory rhetoric won’t cut it. But a president with a big megaphone and large legislative majorities has more powerful strings to pull, no matter what happened in one special election in Massachusetts. If he can’t get a working government, at least he can shake things up in November.

Just look at how a sharp public slap provoked Justice Alito, threw a spotlight on the court’s dubious jurisprudence and sparked an embarrassing over-the-top hissy fit on the right. [...] Without strong medicine from Obama, we can be certain of the same result: a heedless Congress will keep doing nothing. If he steps it up, there’s at least a shot that his presidency, and maybe even the country, will be pulled back from the brink.

You can read the whole thing here.

U.S. Speeding Up Missile Defenses in Persian Gulf

By GottaLaff

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Via the New York Times:
The Obama administration is accelerating the deployment of new defenses against possible Iranian missile attacks in the Persian Gulf, placing special ships off the Iranian coast and antimissile systems in at least four Arab countries, according to administration and military officials. [...]

The news that the United States is deploying antimissile defenses — including a rare public discussion of them by Gen. David H. Petraeus — appears to be part of a coordinated administration strategy to increase pressure on Iran.

The deployments are also partly intended to counter the impression that Iran is fast becoming the most powerful military force in the Middle East, to forestall any Iranian escalation of its confrontation with the West if new sanctions are imposed. In addition, the administration is trying to show Israel that there is no immediate need for military strikes against Iranian nuclear and missile facilities, according to administration officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity.

By highlighting the defensive nature of the buildup, the administration was hoping to avoid a sharp response from Tehran.

Military officials said that the countries that accepted the defense systems were Qatar, the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain and Kuwait.
Counting the seconds until we hear from the GOP about what a wuss President Obama is, and how we need to bomb, bomb, bomb Iran to smithereens.

PhotOh! E-Harmony Rejection edition

By GottaLaff

Saturday evening photo phun!

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At least he was honest.

VIDEO: Rush Limbaugh dances (!?) to Lady Gaga's "Poker Face"

By GottaLaff

What exactly is Boss Limpdong doing? Seriously, his randomly awkwardly abruptly violent gyrations even make Seinfeld's Elaine Benes look good:



Obscene doesn't even begin to describe this twit, no matter what he does or where he is:



At least now Keith Olbermann may have a new little video to put in the lower corner of the screen during Limpdong segments.

H/t: Rude Pundit

"You, my friend have been shmeklenized"

By GottaLaff


The Mudflats has a hilarious post up about a reader who claims that LipSchmutz McWTF punk'd everyone, because, see, "mandation" is a real word. How does the reader know? Well, pfft, because the word was defined in the ever-reliable Wiki Answers!

It's safe to say that McWTF's followers are just as well-read as she is:

In the wee hours of the morning, I got this little gem in the moderation queue from someone in or around Salem Oregon, who calls themselves “AKReport”

Submitted on 2010/01/28 at 1:02am
Sorry AKM, Palin just punked you. mandation is a word, moron.

mandation: “another form of involuntary servitude”

1 : a condition in which one lacks liberty especially to determine one’s course of action or way of life
2 : a right by which something (as a piece of land) owned by one person is
subject to a specified use or enjoyment by another

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_mandation

Ohhh, my friend…

Anyone familiar with dictionaries, and wikis will know immediately why I got such a good chuckle over this one.

Mudflats had a lot to say, a must-read lot to say in fact, but finally responds with this:
You, my friend have been shmeklenized.

verb -Shmeklenize -d
1. To be revealed on a blog or social media website site as having made embarrassing and false accusations based upon knowledge obtained from a wiki.
2. To insult someone in a manner in which you, yourself are guilty.

syn. - sproinked, flubbugated, bloamed

My new favorite word: Shmeklenized. Although "sproinked" is right up there.

Now go read. You'll be glad you did.

DOJ official reportedly clears torture memo authors Yoo and Bybee.

By GottaLaff

I'm sure I'll hear from die-hard Obama supporters about how anti-Obama I am (which is laughable if you read TPC regularly), but this, in a word, sucks:

Newsweek now reports that a senior DOJ official has essentially cleared the two men of misconduct in an upcoming office of Professional Responsibility report:

While the probe is sharply critical of the legal reasoning used to justify waterboarding and other “enhanced” interrogation techniques, NEWSWEEK has learned that a senior Justice official who did the final review of the report softened an earlier OPR finding. Previously, the report concluded that two key authors — Jay Bybee, now a federal appellate court judge, and John Yoo, now a law professor — violated their professional obligations as lawyers when they crafted a crucial 2002 memo approving the use of harsh tactics, say two Justice sources who asked for anonymity discussing an internal matter. But the reviewer, career veteran David Margolis, downgraded that assessment to say they showed “poor judgment,” say the sources. (Under department rules, poor judgment does not constitute professional misconduct.) The shift is significant: the original finding would have triggered a referral to state bar associations for potential disciplinary action — which, in Bybee’s case, could have led to an impeachment inquiry.

Emptywheel (Marcy Wheeler, who you can see here in Blunt, the Sequel), has more.

I'm heartbroken, angry, frustrated, baffled, you name it. But I pretty much expected this outcome. How depressing.

Apparently, Margolis didn't get "input" from A.G. Holder. Maybe he should have.

I simply don't understand sweeping the entire foundation for legalizing torture under the rug, as it obviously was in a Friday night dump (when it was released).

Don't even bother trying to talk me down. I'm way past that.

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Sen. Al Franken Announces Bill to Keep Foreign Interests Out of Elections

By GottaLaff

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Al Franken swoops in again! He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggone it, I like him:

The "American Elections Act of 2010" was developed in coordination with Professor David Schultz of Hamline University School of Business in Minnesota.

"The Supreme Court decision in Citizens United was an attack on democracy and fair elections," said Professor Schultz. "It undid laws seeking to regulate corporations across the country and in Minnesota that go back over 60 years. As a result of it corporate money will flood into Minnesota, threatening the basic integrity of our elections and the power of citizens to control their own government. Senator Franken's bill is an important first step in addressing Citizens United and preventing money from further destroying our elections in Minnesota."

More at Crooks and Liars.

That sound you hear is the rattling inside Alito's head as he's shaking it back and forth while muttering to himself.

Video- President Obama Does Play-by-Play at Georgetown - Duke



Remember how cocky GWB would always sound when he talked about sports? Not here.

Harkin: Health deal was reached days before Brown's victory

By GottaLaff

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So close, and yet so far....
Sen. Tom Harkin, the chairman of the Senate Health Committee, said negotiators from the White House, Senate and House reached a final deal on healthcare reform days before Scott Brown’s victory in Massachusetts. [...]

Harkin said “we had an agreement, with the House, the White House and the Senate. We sent it to [the Congressional Budget Office] to get scored and then Tuesday happened and we didn’t get it back.” He said negotiators had an agreement in hand on Friday, Jan. 15.

Harkin made clear that negotiators had reached a final deal on the entire bill, not just the excise plans, which had been reported the previous day, Jan. 14.

Harkin said the deal covered the prescription-drug “donut hole,” the level of federal insurance subsidies, national insurance exchanges and federal Medicaid assistance to states. [...]

A House Democratic aide, however, said not all the issues were resolved.

Palin can't process what happened in Baltimore

By GottaLaff

Yesterday, President Obama handed the House GOP their asses. He debunked, he refuted, he stood his ground, he relied on facts, he stayed calm and in command, and he made them look like the empty, nasty, evasive party of nothing that they are.

As Mark Karlin over at BuzzFlash said:

[H]e exhibited a complete mastery of facts, detail, political motivation, hope and common sense.

Now, for some reason unfathomable to most of us, Fibby McBlogger feels she and her party have some sort of mandation. If she didn't, she wouldn't be ordering her ghost writer to work overtime, as she often has of late:
What am I missing, folks?
Brains and ethics?
We’re called obstructionists and made to feel uninformed in the Obamacare debate as we point out this is not a patient-driven, market-oriented approach to health care cost challenges. We’ve been saying for months that this is government takeover of our personal choices of insurers and doctors. We’re called liars when claiming that this is all about government mandates and control of up to a sixth of our economy.
Someone's been using her spel-l-l-check!
And yet, shockingly, the president admitted yesterday exactly what we’ve been saying: that his Democrats and lobbyists have crafted bills that in fact will prevent us from keeping our current insurance and/or choosing our own doctor. He said:
The last thing I will say, though -- let me say this about health care and the health care debate, because I think it also bears on a whole lot of other issues. If you look at the package that we’ve presented -- and there’s some stray cats and dogs that got in there that we were eliminating, we were in the process of eliminating. For example, we said from the start that it was going to be important for us to be consistent in saying to people if you can have your -- if you want to keep the health insurance you got, you can keep it, that you’re not going to have anybody getting in between you and your doctor in your decision making. And I think that some of the provisions that got snuck in might have violated that pledge. [emphasis added]
Isn't that just like Oblivia McNoseGrow. She forgot to add emphasis to this part:
...and there’s some stray cats and dogs that got in there that we were eliminating, we were in the process of eliminating.
Details, details...
Thanks to Tom Bevan at RCP for spotting this. The president’s statement is shocking, enlightening, and in an odd and unfortunate way also encouraging.
"Shocking, enlightening, and unfortunate" for their side. Encouraging to ours. See video.
Folks, this admission tells us we’re not off-base and we need to stay vigilant so we’re not missing anything else in this scheme. This trillion-dollar government takeover of our health care system is full of “stray dogs and cats” (the president’s words, not mine), and that’s what we’ve been saying all along.

Commonsense conservatives have better ideas on how to start tackling rising health care costs. Reps. Paul Ryan, Mike Pence, Eric Cantor, John Boehner, and others have offered solutions. I commend their efforts to counter the White House’s attempt to ram Obamacare through as these Congressmen seek bipartisan, sensible solutions. I implore them to speak louder because we’re listening, and we’re counting on them!
"Folks", President Obama demolished their "solutions" before they could sputter the words, "Cut the live feed!"

As for those GOP "bipartisan, sensible solutions", I repeat, see video. There were none. That pretense was put to rest by Prez O in record time.

I'm not sure what Druggy McWTF is on, but either she didn't watch so much as one minute of that exchange at the retreat, or she's even more delusional than I thought.

2 + 2 = Conservative Success

By GottaLaff

A letter to the Calendar section of the L.A. Times:

Liberal radio vs. conservative

Liberal radio will never succeed like conservative radio has because conservative radio is based on black-and-white opinions while liberal radio is all shades of gray ["Air America Ends on Mixed Message," by Steve Carney, Jan. 23].

People like to hear that two and two are four. They can't really take that two and two are sometimes four and sometimes 22, unless it is two squared.
So according to this person, conservative radio listeners find the following too difficult: Examining all sides of an issue, nuance, texture, introspection, challenging one's own party, complex analysis, open mindedness, inclusiveness, thinking outside the box, not marching in lockstep, critical thinking, sophistication, subtlety, detail, possibility, and substance.

This is what they understand: "No".

Got it.

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President Obama Gives the GOP Hell in Baltimore by Telling the Truth

By GottaLaff

Your Daily Dose of BuzzFlash via my pal Mark Karlin:

As Harry Truman said just tell the Republicans the truth, and they'll just think it's Hell.

That's what President Barack Obama did in a bravura appearance before a GOP House member retreat in Baltimore on Friday. [...]

Instead, a newly minted feisty Obama returned to his primary campaign style and let them have it. He broke the mold by debunking the premise of almost every "query" by a GOP House member.

For once, the WH had outsmarted the GOP minority by ensuring the cameras recorded something akin to a political massacre. [...]

Obama reminded you why you voted for him; he exhibited a complete mastery of facts, detail, political motivation, hope and common sense. [...]

The GOP knows now that the Scott Brown win isn't going to lead to a cakewalk to victory in 2010. Obama just sent them that message loud and clear. [...]

Don't put that Obama back in the closet.

We want to see it with great frequency.

You can read the whole thing here, and should.

Alex Witt: "Who won?"

By GottaLaff

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I watch Alex Witt and "her boys" every Saturday morning before the dreaded Lockup marathon starts. I'm not sure why I continue to get sucked in to what passes for political discussion between Peter Fenn and ::shudder:: Pat Buchanan.

Why MSNBC continues to allow Buchanan to take up air space is beyond me. But I've posted about that before. A lot.

The point is, if I ever get to it, Alex Witt jumped right in with the following question about President Obama's exchange with the House GOP yesterday:

"Who won?"

That was the first thing she asked. Bang. Because to her, that's apparently what mattered.

This isn't a horse race. It isn't the Super Bowl. Or even a spelling bee. Or a pie eating contest, lottery, American Idol, Yahtzee, or Beer Pong.

No, this was an effort by President Obama to approach his political opponents, to communicate and confront, challenge and respond.

The ultimate goal shouldn't merely be a quantified and trivialized win or a loss for either side. But that is what the so-called news has been reduced to in a 24 hour cycle.

President Obama said it himself at his Elyria, Ohio town hall meeting:
And I understand why, after the Massachusetts election, people in Washington were all in a tizzy, trying to figure out what this means for health reform, Republicans and Democrats; what does it mean for Obama? Is he weakened? Is he -- oh, how's he going to survive this? (Laughter.) That's what they do. (Laughter.)

But I want you -- I want you to understand, this is not about me. (Applause.) This is not about me. This is about you. This is not about me; this is about you.
It's not always about cosmetics. It's not always about superficialities and one-upping. It's about cutting through the name-calling and yelling and lies. It's about priorities. It's about fixing America.

Alex Witt, please take note.

A Super Bowl ad we can do without

By GottaLaff

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This morning on MSNBC, Alex Witt and Courtney Hazlett were analyzing past Super Bowl ads and why they were unsuccessful.

One ad in particular was targeted for having racist undertones. Hazlett opined that Super Bowl ads bomb when they are politically divisive. Divisive ads just won't do, they're a big no-no. She was emphatic about that.

However.

Not a word was uttered about the Focus on the Family's anti-choice spot. The very same one that Preachy McFacebook defended. Not. One. Word.

Call me crazy, but IMHO, the Tebow ad is just a tad politically divisive.

Which brings me to Tim Rutten's take:

The Super Bowl, which is this country's most-watched television event, also has evolved into the world's premier showcase for video advertising. Until now, though, the networks always have declined to accept issue-oriented or political spots. In recent years, for example, they've turned down ads from the liberal activist group MoveOn.org and the United Church of Christ. [...]

Tim Tebow, and his mother, Pam [...] will describe how, while working as a missionary in the Philippines and seven months pregnant with Tim, she contracted dysentery and fell into a coma. When she awoke, according to her account, doctors said the drugs they'd used to treat her virtually guaranteed a life-threatening stillbirth. They advised an abortion. She declined out of religious conviction.

So she made a--Oh, what's that word again? Oh yeah-- choice.

Is there really a difference between this sort of Super Bowl ad and the other 60-odd trying to sell you beer or cars or computers? Yes. One is a pitch; the other is proselytizing. We suffer the former as the price of life in a consumer society; we abhor the latter as a coarse invasion of privacy. There are moments when we open ourselves to moral persuasion, and moments when we're entitled to simple recreation. It's the sort of distinction on which civility relies. [...]

The Tebows' story is a tribute to this country's respect for choice -- though somebody else will have to pay to get that message across.

Unless, of course, their message is rejected.

Shallow Thoughts: SCOTUS at SOTU edition

By GottaLaff

Today's Shallow Thought:

Media punditiots and GOPers have defended Supreme Court Justice Alito's grimacing and mouthing his disagreement during President Obama's State of the Union address. If instead, Justice Sotomayor had smiled and mouthed approval, would the same people be defending her?

That was today's Shallow Thought. Thank you for wading in.

Mid Day Distraction

Video- Limbaugh asserts that Zicam swabs were banned because Obama is "seeking to do damage to all my clients"



Megalomania anyone?

A very productive Congress, despite what the approval ratings say


Norm Ornstein lays it out. These are just the nut graphs, but go read the whole thing for quite an astounding litany of accomplishments. h/t Greg.

The productivity began with the stimulus package, which was far more than an injection of $787 billion in government spending to jump-start the ailing economy. More than one-third of it -- $288 billion -- came in the form of tax cuts, making it one of the largest tax cuts in history, with sizable credits for energy conservation and renewable-energy production as well as home-buying and college tuition. The stimulus also promised $19 billion for the critical policy arena of health-information technology, and more than $1 billion to advance research on the effectiveness of health-care treatments.

Education Secretary Arne Duncan has leveraged some of the stimulus money to encourage wide-ranging reform in school districts across the country. There were also massive investments in green technologies, clean water and a smart grid for electricity, while the $70 billion or more in energy and environmental programs was perhaps the most ambitious advancement in these areas in modern times. As a bonus, more than $7 billion was allotted to expand broadband and wireless Internet access, a step toward the goal of universal access.

Any Congress that passed all these items separately would be considered enormously productive. Instead, this Congress did it in one bill. Lawmakers then added to their record by expanding children's health insurance and providing stiff oversight of the TARP funds allocated by the previous Congress. Other accomplishments included a law to allow the FDA to regulate tobacco, the largest land conservation law in nearly two decades, a credit card holders' bill of rights and defense procurement reform.

Video- Fox video proves Obama crushed GOP during question time



Via Jed.

Video- Rep. Pence Can't Name One Compromise He's Willing To Accept



What a huge dickweed.

Cartoon of the Day


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Saturday Links


Let me paint a picture- I am wearing pjs, two dressing gowns (one dress-like, one wrap around) and an afghan over me with just my head and arms peeking out. The little heater is under the desk aimed up my bum and the dog is laying in the chair right behind me (furry water bottle). I'd say it's cold today.

The Maggie diet - whisky, spinach and 28 eggs a week

How woman suggests a condom has impact

The Roman Army Knife: Or how the ingenuity of the Swiss was beaten by 1,800 years


Vitamin D may fight Crohn's disease

Photo Gallery- Flying M's Valentine for AIDS Art

743 lbs. of marijuana found in septic-tank truck (Gives new meaning to the term "shitweed".)

How Edwards used wealthy heiress to fund love-child coverup

China’s Zeal for ‘Avatar’ Crowds Out ‘Confucius’

Video- President's Weekly Address: Reining in Budget Deficits

Friday, January 29, 2010

Overnight Thread, Late Late Distraction, Astronomy Pic and Fundraiser


Tethys Behind Titan
Credit: Cassini Imaging Team, ISS, JPL, ESA, NASA
Explanation: What's that behind Titan? It's another of Saturn's moons: Tethys. The robotic Cassini spacecraft orbiting Saturn captured the heavily cratered Tethys slipping behind Saturn's atmosphere-shrouded Titan late last year
Definitely click on the image to enlarge, very worth. it. We are still running our fundraiser which will enable me to give back this lovely Rent A Center computer on Monday. We're getting closer, so if you are able and so inclined, donations can be made at the widget below, the donate button to the side or email us at thepoliticalcarnival at gmail.com for a irl address. We also now have a subscription service set up where you can pledge a small (or large) monthly amount to help us out. Soon the lovely parting prizes will be given out!!

I just couldn't help myself with the Late Late Show clip. Enjoy!!



ACORN Pimp aka PhoneGater accuses others of " journalistic malpractice"

By GottaLaff

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Here's everything you need to know about James O'Keefe and his journalistic standards.

Here's what Pimpy McBreakIn is saying now:
On reflection, I could have used a different approach to this investigation, particularly given the sensitivities that people understandably have about security in a federal building. [...]

It has been amazing to witness the journalistic malpractice committed by many of the organizations covering this story.
He says a whole lot more, too. Please follow the link to read all of it.
Tommy Christopher says:

When O’Keefe says “The government has now confirmed what has always been clear: No one tried to wiretap or bug Senator Landrieu’s office. Nor did we try to cut or shut down her phone lines,” he doesn’t provide any evidence of this confirmation. The original affidavit states that they tried to gain access to the telephone closet, and that it was probable that their intention was to maliciously interfere with the telephone system.

O’Keefe’s revision notwithstanding, reporting the contents of an FBI document can hardly be considered “journalistic malpractice.” Journalists have a duty to report facts from credible sources, not to tailor them to James O’Keefe’s legal defense.

This is the same Tommy Christopher who appeared in my pilot webisode of Blunt.

Any way you look at it, PhoneGate McHatCam is in hot water. And he's no "kid" as he is referred to in so many reports. He's 25, and his father is a federal attorney.

He knew better. He broke the law. He did this under the guise of being a journalist. I'd call that "journalistic malpractice".

Obama's Question Time: "Oh! Get the Popcorn!"

By GottaLaff

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MSNBC's Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, and Chris Matthews are analyzing President Obama's amazing back and forth with the House GOP at their retreat today. Video of entire exchange can be viewed here.

I'll liveblog some of it:

Chris Matthews: The president handled everything today.

Chris went on to say, essentially, that Obama wants to put the Republicans into a corner. He reaches out, and if they resist and do their usual thing, they look bad, obstructionist.

Rachel Maddow: The cost that they pay for being seen as obstructionists is so minor... he's trying to increase the cost. ...

And on Obama's first exchange with Mike Pence, Obama showed he wasn't going to let this be nothing but an opportunity for the Republicans to spout a series of talking points:

Rachel: Oh! Get the popcorn!

Mike Pence made a remark about "boutique tax cuts" re: the stimulus package, and Obama called the GOP out on attending ribbon cuttings for the very thing they criticize. Obama was more than prepared with facts and figures.

Keith: Apart from the "stage craft", he cut through it [paraphrased] with one liners (like the ribbon cutting retort).

Chris: The trouble so far with the president, he's been too vague. [paraphrased] You have to show they're involved with real life job creation. ...

...He can be witty, smart, poetic all at the same time.

Rachel just said something about how well Obama prepped for this so he could win.

This is moving slowly, so I'll stop here. Most of it is a review of the same video that I linked to here.

The main point is that this Q and A is having more of an impact than his State of the Union address did, and that he presented himself well and effectively. He could handle anything they threw at him. In short, a success.

Perfect timing.

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VIDEO- Palin on speaking at Tea Party Convention: "You betcha I'm gonna be there."

By GottaLaff



They're begging her to quit, she can't fill the hall, but this time... this one time... she's stickin' to her guns.

Maybe she wants a new venue at which to show off her new word again.

Palin said she won’t “personally gain from being there” and will donate the speaking fee to “the cause” (although she did not say if her PAC is part of that “cause”). Later in the segment, Palin argued that the GOP and the Tea Party movement “need to merge” in order to prevent “divisions” and “divisiveness.”

White House Releases 75,000 New Visitor Records

By GottaLaff

As Seinfeld never said, "Who are these people?"

Most of the roughly 75,000 records released Friday cover October. Most visitors were there for White House tours.

Bond. James Bond:


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VIDEO- Rachel Maddow's interview with Tracey Ullman: "Hebrew" nose?

By GottaLaff

I adore Rachel, and I think Tracey Ullman is very talented. However, I think her Rachel impression just missed:

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy


What exactly is a Hebrew nose?

VIDEO: Gay dating site's Super Bowl ad rejected by CBS

By GottaLaff



Love is offensive. Oh, sorry. Love is offensive if it's not between a man and a woman. And it will destroy your marriage. I can feel mine ripping apart at the seams as I watch this video. Someone... must... stop... it... now.

But at least anti-choice ads are still acceptable. Just ask Mandation McFacebook! Fair and balanced democracy in action:

Super Bowl network CBS rejected an ad Friday from ManCrunch.com, a gay dating Web site.

"After reviewing the ad, which is entirely commercial in nature, our standards and practices department decided not to accept this particular spot," said CBS spokeswoman Shannon Jacobs. "We are always open to working with a client on alternative submissions."

Standards and practices. Sounds like the names of Palin's next two kids.

H/t: BetseyB

Video- Human rights group parodies Liz Cheney: 'Be afraid'

Frank Luntz: Obama had upper hand in GOP face-off

By GottaLaff

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Luntz is right (did I just say that out loud?). You can see for yourself on this video of the entire exchange.

Greg Sargent has the scoop:

Pressed on who had the upper hand, Luntz conceded: “Obama had the advantage. But he always had the advantage.” He said it was a boon to the President, because he “demonstrated bipartisanship before a national audience.”

But Luntz said he’d counsel Republicans to do it again. “It was good for Republicans — it put them on the same level with the president and it will get their ideas heard,” he said.

Well, not exactly the same level. Not only was President Obama light years beyond them in his effort to reach out, but he is, you know, still the president.

What he did do was increase communication, not their stature. In fact, they diminished that all by their lonesomes by continuing to do exactly what Obama asked them to stop doing: Partisan bickering, negativity, and lies.

President Obama and Scott Brown are 10th cousins

By GottaLaff



I saw this earlier on MSNBC. Bush and Cheney, now Brown. That's some lineage:

Genealogists have found that President Obama and newly-elected Sen. Scott Brown (R-MA) are 10th cousins.

Boston Herald: "The New England Historic Genealogical Society says Obama's mother, Stanley Ann Dunham, and Brown's mother, Judith Ann Rugg, both descend from Richard Singletary of Haverhill, Mass."

ClusterFoxx

By GottaLaff

This is priceless. Prez O enters enemy territory, and apparently, Virginia Foxx was there and was somewhat conflicted about it (red highlighting is mine):


All my previous ClusterFoxx posts here, should you need a refresher course.

H/t: JamilSmith

"Here's the problem with Republicans. It rains even on their birthday."

By GottaLaff

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Just now on MSNBC, Brad Blakeman was slamming the stimulus package, while David Shuster and Chris Kofinis were explaining to him that the economy, and unemployment, would be worse had it not been implemented.

Blakeman continued to go all negative on them, relentlessly pushing the rightie talking points, and finally Chris said:
"Here's the problem with Republicans. It rains even on their birthday."

See: Obama, Republican retreat.

Indiana Republican announces retirement

By GottaLaff

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Another one bites the dust:
Rep. Steve Buyer, R-Indiana, announced Friday he would retire at the close of the 111th Congress, citing his wife's diagnosis of an incurable autoimmune disease. [...]

The announcement comes days after Buyer's non-profit group, the Frontier Foundation, came under fire from the Committee on Responsibility and Ethics (CREW), which accused the group of abusing its tax-exempt status. The organization filed complaints with the Internal Revenue Service and the Office of Congressional Ethics earlier this week, asking for an investigation "to determine whether Frontier has been operated for public or private purposes."

Coincidence?

"Everything I do, I just assume it will be used against me."

By GottaLaff


All my previous posts about Sheriff Lunatic here.

You should really go read the whole thing. Here are some excruciating excerpts:
As conflicts between Maricopa County's Board of Supervisors and the sheriff and county attorney escalated in 2009, rank-and-file county employees were plunged into a yearlong emotional roller coaster. [...]

The grand jury is looking into allegations of abuse of power by Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his chief deputy, David Hendershott, in their dealings with judges and county officials.

Now, as they wait to see what will happen, a cross-section of county employees spoke with The Arizona Republic [...] [R]unaway fears were such that they worried that Arpaio's deputies would come after them as well.
And how fearful were they?

Unsure what or whom to believe, many county workers quit talking about sensitive matters on the telephone or in e-mails, even when using their personal home computers.

Conversation in hallways and elevators stopped.

Some feared they would be arrested while pulling into the same parking garage where deputies took Supervisor Don Stapley into custody.

Others worried that even minor infractions - a chipped windshield, having a beer before driving home after work - would be an excuse for deputies to pull them over or arrest them.

One Superior Court judge moved meetings with her staff and other judges to the chamber restroom, believing it would be a less likely spot for a listening device.

Not enough for you?
One employee was so rattled she could barely speak.
Oh, it gets worse:
Isham told his wife to be careful. No U-turns. Never leave the kids in the car when returning videos. Who knows what they might call child endangerment?
Budget supervisor, Ryan Wimmer:
"Everything I do," he said, "I just assume it will be used against me."
Let's hope all of this will be used successfully against Sheriff Lunatic. This is beyond belief.

H/t: Tiggrr1

ENTIRE VIDEO: Obama's remarks at Republican retreat

By GottaLaff



Here you go, the whole thing.

President Obama spoke to House Republicans at their retreat in Baltimore. In his remarks he said he welcomed disagreement and debate, but called for genuine bipartisanship and asked for constructive ideas in confronting the nation's problems. Following his remarks he openly and frankly answered pointed questions from the Republican legislators. Topics ranged from health care, to energy policy, to taxes and the economy.
Does anyone remember Bush, the "compassionate conservative", doing this?

Me neither.

This takes reaching out to a whole new level.

UPDATE: Just now on MSNBC, Rep. Trent Franks:
"Obama's policies represent terrorists' rights."
See how well Obama's reaching out worked?

Economy grows 5.7%, fastest since 2003

By GottaLaff

Just a quickie as I take a breather from all that transcribing:

The GDP grew for a second straight quarter from October through December, the strongest evidence to date that the worst recession since the 1930s ended last year.

More soon at: http://www.latimes.com

More:
The U.S. economy grew at 5.7 percent annual rate in the fourth quarter, the highest rate of gross domestic product growth since 2003 and up from 2.2 percent in third quarter. The rise, which beats expectations, was driven by business inventories.

For more information, visit washingtonpost.com:
http://link.email.washingtonpost.com/r/MEPMRJ/KXVW3/G9FNPZ/6K81I0/1AJTZ/VU/t

VIDEO: Obama goes to Republican retreat, urges bipartisanship

By GottaLaff

Here's part of what I transcribed here:

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Obama Q and A House Republican retreat

By GottaLaff

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I missed a little of this... but here you go:

"I am not an ideologue... it wouldn't make sense." If a better idea comes along, great. So how can I be an ideologue? [paraphrased]

U.S. stands as one to defend our country.

Are we going to examine issues based on what's good for the country, or position ourselves so come November, we can [blame each other]?

Q: "Will you support across the board tax cuts as Kennedy did?"

A: Laughs. What you consider across the board could be for those making a billion dollars. I may not agree to a tax cut for Buffet. Or a cut for banking industry. I may not agree to that. So we have to look at specific proposals. AND, if you ask for cuts and then say we have to balance budget, I have to look at your math.

Q: Paul Ryan: Create a Constitutional version of the line item veto, but we can't get a vote on proposal.

A: Most increases in the past year's budget weren't a consequence of policies we initiated... but of stabilizers that kick in because of recession. Increase in budget was predicted before I was sworn in. A lot of these things happen automatically.... I listen to consensus of those who know best. ... [missed some, sorry]

Line item: Every pres. would love to have it. We can have a serious conversation. It's a bipartisan proposal, you and Feingold. I don't like being held up by big bills, wasteful, but must to get funding for troops, for ex. I'd love both sides of aisle to show discipline. Earmarks not unique to one party. Wasteful spending is usually outside of your district. I'd like to work on earmarks reform, transparency, but will discuss line item veto. I'll take a look at your version.

Q: W. Virginia rep.: Jobs are #1, we agree. W. Va. is resource rich w/ coal, natural gas. We're concerned about your policies, cap and trade, aggressive EPA. Job killing policies. Willing to relook at these to assure you're listening?

A: I listen all the time... to your governor. W. Va. struggles, I know. I've said we need a comprehensive policy. I promote clean coal technology. A big promoter. I'm in ads to invest in it, ways to burn more cleanly. I'm a promoter of nuclear energy, a subject of partisan wrangling. Must be part of the energy mix. I'm in favor of increased production. So if you look at the ideas this caucus has, I agree with a lot. BUT, serious disagreement: We have to plan for the future, and the future is clean energy, cleaner forms. Even if folks are skeptical about climate change, the world's not. The world is looking to see if we develop clean tech., etc. So I want to work w/ W. Va. to seize that future. We have to transition. We can't operate coal industry as if we're still in the 1920s-50s. We have to look at next 100 years. Incentivize the new while recognizing a transition process.

Q: Utah: Freshmen here didn't create this mess, but we have to clean it up. Trust. We have not been obstructionists. Dems have House, presidency, etc. You didn't broadcast on CSPAN. You said you wouldn't allow lobbyists, you did. I was disappointed. You said you'd go line by line for h.c. bill. We were never involved in those discussions. You said you didn't want earmarks, I applauded. It didn't happen. But more important.

A: The truth is, the h.c. process... overwhelmingly, most WAS on CSPAN, Congressional hearings where you participated. Countless hearings. I kicked it off w/ a meeting w/ many of you. It's true that once it got thru committee, and were now a series of meetings all over capitol, it got messy. I should have structured it so it was all in one place where it could be filmed. Logistically, not easy, shuttling betw. House, Senate, offices, etc. But it's a legit. criticism.

Earmarks: We had no earmarks in Recovery Acts. We didn't get a lot of credit for it. Omnibus package had earmarks from a lot of you, so did we want a big budget fight? Needed to make emergency decisions, so kept them to minimum, but couldn't excise them all.

Challenge: What are you doing inside your caucus so I'm not the only one working on this? Some earmarks are defensible projects, but didn't go thru process in light of day. So, start with making them transparent.

Lobbyists: I can say unequivocally that nobody's been tougher than any previous admin. If there were carry overs from before, we didn't kick them off, but would replace when time was up. We eliminated impact of lobbyists day in day out. Handful of waivers for skilled ones, like dr. who ran Tobacco Free Kids, technically a lobbyist. But, generally, consistent.

Marsha Blackburn, Tenn.: Thank you for acknowledging that we have ideas. We have lots of ideas, amendments. Plans to lower costs, address ... blah blah. But there's bureaucracy, costs. We want to work with you. We were the test case in '94 for public option. Our DemcoCRAT govt has even cautioned that lessons should be heeded, provide guidance. We should be tossing old bad ideas out, refine good ideas. When will we start anew, sit down with you, put ideas on table, produce a product, reduce govt. interference, be fair to taxpayer? [applause, obama's annoyed]

A: Actually I've looked at many of your ideas. Some we've embraced in our package. Some, with caveats. Ex: Allow insurance companies to sell across state lines. But caveat is, we must have minimum standards or insur. co's will circumvent state regulations, cherry pick the healthiest and leave behind least healthy, which would raise premiums. So it's not that ideas aren't workable, but we have to refine them so they don't make things worse.

If you can show me, and if I get confirmation from h.c. experts, incl. doctors and nurses, ways of reducing premiums, increasing coverage, more affordability for small businesses, pre existing condition coverage, college grad coverage... if you care about those and wanna do them, I'm game.

H.c. debate: Bears on other issues. If you look at package that we presented, and there's stuff we need to eliminate... It's important to be consistent re: Keep what you have if you want. Provisions may have violated that pledge, and we're in process of scrubbing that... but at its core, businesses can buy into pool, get bargaining power, reforms I've discussed, choice in competition for those w/o insurance, all are similar to what Dole, Baker, and Daschel offered up. But that's not a radical bunch even if you disagreeed. But you'd think this was some Bolshevik plot! That's how you presented it! [applause]

So how is a centrist plan [grumbles]... I know you disagree... but if you look at the facts of this bill, most indep. observers would say this is what many Repubs proposed to Clinton.... So we've gotta close the gap between the rhetoric, and the reality. We won't agree on everything on any issue, but the way these issues are being presented by Rs is that it's a wild eyed plot to impose huge govt... so then you guys don't have room to negotiate with me. If you voted w/ us on sthg., you'd be politically vulnerable, you say. You've given yourselves very little room, because you're telling constituents I'm destroying America. Our side as well, we demonize the other side, so we can't get things done.

More Q if you have time.

I'm having fun.

So are we.

Tom Price: HCR: In SOTU, you said we haven't provided ideas.

O: No I said if you bring ideas, I'd listen. It was only 2 days ago.

TP: No, you said we have no solutions or ideas. [He's listing ideas for hcr]. My q is, what do we tell constituents who know we've offered positive solutions?

O: Let's just take HCR debate. If you say we can offer coverage and it won't cost a penny, it's just not true. You can't structure a bill for 30 million and it costs nothing.

TP: Repeats Q.

O: I'm using this as a specific q. You asked, I want to answer. It's not enough, say, that we've offered a hc plan, and I look up (specific section handed to him) summary of GOP hcr bill. Reads from it... No specifics for it to work... An independent expert must say it will work, or is it boilerplate? If I'm told, for ex. that the solution to costs is tort reform... something I'm willing to work on... but CBO or other experts say at best it will reduce costs by a couple of %... or save %5 billion a year, and it will not bend cost curve long term ... then you can't claim that's the only thing we have to do. Multi state insurance, for example... I must be able to go to expert, R or Dem, who can say it won't result in cherry picking.

So I'm committed to working with you, but can't be unsubstantiated political positions... or we're selling U.S. bill of good. Easy thing to do is [lists hcr ideas], and say it won't cost anything. That's great politics... it's just not true. Must be a test of realism, even my own policies. I'll be held accountable if what I'm selling doesn't deliver.

Mike Pence just said O and Pelosi ignored their legislation.

O: I read it, Mike. The good ideas, we take. But it can't be all or nothing one way or the other. By that I mean, if we put a Stim pkg. that 1/3 are tax cuts supported by you, etc. And maybe there's stuff in there you don't like... [gives examples], if there's uniform opposition because the R caucus doesn't get 100% or 80%, then it'll be hard to get a deal done. Not how democracy works. So my hope is to break components up... so that if you have a particular issue on policy reform, say, we may not agree on all, but we might agree on some. You may not support overall jobs package, but maybe small business tax credit. Just because my admin. supports it, doesn't mean you should oppose.

Q: Peter Roskam Illinois: ou took on controversial subject: Death penalty reform, ethics reform, made good deals. Over past year in my view, that attribute hasn't been in full bloom. Subtext of House Rs who really want solutions, but they've been stiff armed by Pelosi. You're not in charge of that chamber, but Cantor and Boehner were shut out of stim. alternative. "Mr. No." How do we move fwd? Job creation, Panama, S. Korea, Colombia... Powerful...will you work on no cost job creation? Obstacle is Dem. caucus.

A: We have worked together, you and I. WE have to be careful about what we say about each other sometimes. Our constituents start believing us, not realizing it could be just politics, on both sides. A tone of civility instead of slash and burn is helpful, but media sometimes responds to that more. Civility won't run in newspapers. [jokes w/ them a little, gets laughs] Both sides can take blame for sour climate on capitol hill. I can help, bring R and Dem leadership together on regular basis w/ me. My bad. I should foster communications. [paraphrased]

Trade: You're right, there's fissures w/in Dem party, and probably R party too. We're trying to get enforcement side tight, that China abides, not stealing intellectual property, etc. Hope we can move fwd. with trade agreements, that they'll be reciprocal. You're right, though, that S. Korea is great ally... must seize opportunity. Trade must combine opening their markets w/ enforcement as well as opening ours. Hopefully we can do that over several years.

Q: Jim Penserling, Texas: National debt. We spoke about it. We have small kids, you and I. I felt your sincere commitment that our kids won't inherit huge debt. Under current law, cost of govt will grow to 40% of economy when they're college age. Rs proposed a budget a year ago that froze immediately non defense discretionary spending.... I think that was ignored. What were the old annual deficits under Rs are now monthly under Dems. [Obama laughed] I understand spending is necessary, per you, in recession. We disagree, but respect that. But your admin. proposed budget tripling national debt. [Obama shaking head] and move cost of govt. to 24 % of nat'l economy.

A: I disagree w/ half of this, at some point you'll let me answer.

Q: Will this continue?

A: W/ all due respect. This is an example of how hard to be bipartisan. Whole q. was talking pt. for running a campaign. Let's talk about budget once again. When we came in, deficit was 1.3 trillion. 1.3. So to say I have monthly deficit, etc. it's factually not true and you know it. What is true is we came in already w/ 1.3 trillion deficit before I passed a law. Nothing to do with what we'd done. Had to do w/ in 2000, w/ surplus, a R. congress, admin., tax cuts not paid for, things passed not paid for, 2 wars done thru supplementals, plus lost revenue... 8 trillion dollars. We increased it w/ stim. spending. [Challenges him on his accuracy v. Obama's] I read serious proposal... some ideas I agree with, some we need debate.. Long term liability driven by Medicare, Medicaid. SS, we could fix, manageable. But Medicare, Medicaid... big.

Your proposal: Provide vouchers for current Medicare recipients. I want to be fair. I've read it. Hold costs constant to make sure it doesn't go out of whack, right?

R: Pt of our plan, reform for younger generations. Give people Congress plan [applause]

O: Legit, but 2 probs: One, depending on structure, if recipient suddenly get plan w/ flat reimbursements, but hc costs go up, then we save money by capping what they get relative to their costs. 2: When we modestly proposed in our hcr to eliminate subsidies to insurance co's for Medicare Advantage, we were attacked for slashing Medicare. Remember? "We're gonna cut medicare for seniors", scared seniors! If main question is what to do about Medicare costs, any proposal that Paul makes will be painted as cutting benefits, right? A political vulnerability to doing anything that tinkers with Medicare. I raise this 'cause we can't do anything if we characterize proposals as irresponsible, hurt sr. citizens. So if we frame debates to solve them, then we can't start with blame, how to make Americans afraid, and that's how our politics works now.

Every time someone speaks in Congress, Luntz has polled, has talking points, we'll box in Obama, Pelosi. I like Frank, but that's how we operate. It's all tactics, no solving problems. We need serious conversation about budget, debt, hcr, etc. not position ourselves politically. We won't always agree, but I'm committed to doing it.

Commentary on MSNBC: Jay Rockefeller is not hopeful. The convo may be civil, say sir, etc., but then underneath, nothing is happening. .. Sad, terribly sad. HCR is so important, the single biggest jobs program we can come up with. Yet, no R votes. The president dismantled their suggestions. Wish we could soar above the whole thing, pretend we were all grown ups. We will do that with hcr. We will do that. ... THERE IS NO WAY HEALTH CARE WON'T PASS BY THE END OF THIS YEAR.

Unspeakable

By GottaLaff

UPDATE, GOOD NEWS: Looks like since I started writing this post and reported them, it's been taken down by Facebook.

Screen Grab, reluctantly. I am only posting this because it will disappear, and I must preserve a record of it. I'll drop the image down to the bottom of the post. Do not scroll down if you are offended by disgusting, hate-filled, racist, altered images of our president.

And yes, I reported them.

Previous posts about this group here.

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