Saturday, September 20, 2008

Al Franken helps craft McCain 'SNL' skit for tonight


Oh crap, now I have to watch at least the opening segment. I heard the show last week was awful, except for the opener.

Al Franken, the former "Saturday Night Live" star now running in a high-profile Senate race in Minnesota, helped craft the opening sketch mocking John McCain that is slated to kick off the NBC comedy show tonight, according to two well-placed sources inside the network.

Franken, who hasn’t been a staff writer on the show for 13 years, “phoned in” a spoof of McCain recording campaign ads in an edit booth, said an NBC source. Seth Meyers, the show’s current head writer, wrote it, but the sketch was hatched by Franken, a longtime liberal satirist and comedian.

An SNL insider said that, as of the Wednesday script read-through, Franken was the “credited writer with Meyers” on the opening sketch. Show veteran Darrell Hammond is to play McCain.

BushCo's Fear in a Box! Get some today!

By GottaLaff


First, read my post down thread. Then read the following excerpts by Glenn Greenwald.

His piece is long, but so worth it. He starts with the premise that we've been bamboozled before (Iraq much?) based on the product we all buy into: Fear! Packaged as Iraq, it's got something for everyone! Blood! Guts! Heroism! Action! Impending Doom!

But wait! There's more! Fear and dread now come packaged as The Great Depression II! In this episode we have Wealth! Poverty! Meltdown! Loss! Financial Ruin! And yes, Impending Doom! Hurry up, Congress! Make a decision! The entire country depends on you! Yes folks, it's the Gullibility Hour, brought to you buy BushCo's Fear in a box! Get some today!
The people on whose behalf these schemes are being implemented -- the true beneficiaries -- are the very same people who have been running and owning our Government -- both parties -- for decades, which is why they have been able to do what they've been doing without interference. They were able to gamble without limit because they control the Government, and now they're having others bear the brunt of their collapse for the same reason -- because the Government is largely run for their benefit. [...]

The transactions are way too complex even for the most sophisticated financial analysts to understand, let alone value. Whatever else is true, generations of Americans are almost certainly going to be severely burdened in untold ways by the events of the last week -- ones that have been carried out largely without any debate and mostly in secret. [...]

The Treasury Secretary is dictating to these companies how they should be run and who should run them. The Federal Government now controls what were -- up until last month -- vast private assets. These are extreme -- truly radical -- changes to how our society functions. Does anyone have any disagreement with any of it or is anyone alarmed by what the consequences are -- not the economic consequences but the consequences of so radically changing how things function so fundamentally and so quickly?

Other countries are debating it. The headline in the largest Brazilian newspaper this week was: "Capitalist Socialism??" and articles all week have questioned -- with alarm -- whether what the U.S. Government did has just radically and permanently altered the world economic system and ushered in some perverse form of "socialism" where industries are nationalized and massive debt imposed on workers in order to protect the wealthiest. If Latin America is shocked at the degree of nationalization and government-mandated transfer of wealth, that is a pretty compelling reflection of how extreme -- unprecedented -- it all is.

But there's virtually no discussion of that in America's dominant media outlets. All one hears is that everything that is happening is necessary to save us all from economic doom. And what's most amazing about that is that the Natural, Unchallenged Consensus That Nobody Questions can shift drastically in a matter of days and still nobody questions anything. This is what Atrios observed as I was writing this post:

It's fascinating to watch how easily consensus is manufactured. A few days ago elite opinion seemed to be cheering Paulson's "no bailout" line, and now they're cheering a trillion bucks thrown down the crapper. All the Very Serious People will spend their days coming up with their pony plans, oblivious to the fact that the pony plan is not an option. The Bush administration's plan is the option.
[T]his authorizes Hank Paulson to transfer $700 billion of taxpayer money to private industry in his sole discretion, and nobody has the right or ability to review or challenge any decision he makes.
Fear in a Box! Get yours today!
"When you listened to him describe it you gulped," said Senator Charles E. Schumer, Democrat of New York. [...]

" [T]he congressional leaders were told "that we’re literally maybe days away from a complete meltdown of our financial system, with all the implications here at home and globally."

Mr. Schumer added, "History was sort of hanging over it, like this was a moment."

Please, go read.

UPDATE: Bernie Sanders has something to say.

H/t: Paddy

Rachel Maddow VIDEO: Gramm-pa McCain's very bad week

By GottaLaff


And what a week 'twas!

Paulson’s Blank Check

By GottaLaff

See if this makes you as jumpy as it made me.

Via Firedoglake:

  • No one who foresaw the crisis, such as Krugman or Stiglitz, is involved in making the plan to fix it.
  • The man overseeing the bailout is the ex-CEO of Goldman Sachs, a Wall Street Company. He helped cause the crisis.
  • Paulson helped obtain the SEC exemption which allowed brokerages to increase leverage to 60:1 from 12:1.
  • The money is Paulson's to use for buying commercial and residential mortgages and mortgaged backed securities as he chooses. No one has any oversight over him, and he can pay any price he wants to, including face amount of the debt.
  • Courts cannot review his decisions, not can any regulators. He has to report to Congress once every six months.
  • He gets 700 Billion dollars to use as he sees fit, looking after the taxpayer is a "consideration" not a requirement.
  • Bet on that 700 Billion dollars being gone before January 20, 2009. Bet on Treasury asking for more.
  • That is $2,324 dollars per man, woman and child in America
  • There is no bailout for mortgage holders. Banks get bailed out, but not ordinary people.
  • Banks and brokerages made record profits these last eight years. Ordinary Americans barely broke even.
  • In 2007 Wall Street paid itself bonuses equal to the raises of 80 million Americans.
  • Banks bailed out by this plan need make no changes in how they do business.
  • Banks bailed out need not replace the management which drove them into insolvency.
  • Shareholders and bondholders of such banks do not lose a cent.
  • The securities which caused this crisis are still allowed.
  • Expect the 700 billion dollars to increase inflation, especially in oil.
  • Bush is asking you to trust his administration with 700 billion after spending 580 billion on the Iraq war. Do you trust him?
The text of the bill is here. As I've said before, I glaze over at this stuff, but from what I've read here, I'm not thrilled. I wasn't to begin with, but this is an easy-to-understand list, and it has increased my not-thrilledness.

H/t: One of our Anonymi

Baretta Biden: “Ladies and gentlemen, this guy's not learned anything. I'm not joking.”

By GottaLaff


Joe's shootin' real bullets:

The Delaware senator predicted that Republicans would seek to sway voters by threatening that Obama would take away guns. Biden, claiming to be a gun-owner himself who likes “that little over and under,” called that notion bogus.

Barack Obama ain’t taking my shotguns, so don't buy that malarkey,” he said. “If he tries to fool with my Beretta, he's got a problem.

He's my kind of gunslinger.

The riff came as he criticized McCain again for being out of touch on the economy, quoting another Republican as he made the case for putting a new philosophy in the White House.

“Take a look at the facts. Take a look at what’s happened the last eight years,” he said. “Tell me as Ronald Reagan said famously more than two decades ago: are you better off today than you were eight years ago?”

As Obama did earlier today, Biden zeroed in on a quote from McCain in a trade publication saying he’d open up the health insurance market “to more vigorous nationwide competition as we have done over the last decade in banking,” to provide for “more choices of innovative products less burdened by the worst-excesses of state-based regulation.”

Translated: get rid of the regulations, get rid of the protection, and hang on to your health insurance,” Biden said. “Ladies and gentlemen, this guy's not learned anything. I'm not joking.”

He's warming up for that high noon showdown with Palin the WonderMoose on October 2nd.

“John McCain and Sarah Palin, I understand why they’re oil people,” he said.

And, he continued, he understands the need to drill for more oil, though he expected oil companies to use existing areas first before expanding. “Why haven’t they done that when we’re told there’s 50 billion barrels of oil out there? You think maybe they kind of like the price the way it is?

Bullseye.

Poll-itics: Pollster dot com edition

By GottaLaff


(Click on image to enlarge)

If you follow the general trajectories, Obama trends up, McCain stays flatlined (yes, I used that word intentionally). Now we need to kick it all the way up, and make sure Gramm-pa's numbers dip permanently.

Take the Palin Poll

By GottaLaff

My Father In Law (of Stand-Up Comedy Blog fame) just sent me this in an e-mail. Go now. Take the poll. Why? Because here's what the results are so far:

Do you think Sarah Palin is qualified to serve as Vice President of the United States?

Yes51%
No46%
Not Sure 1%

Follow this link. Take the poll. And then go back to wondering who their respondents are.

Gramm-pa McCain's economic plan: The Photo

By GottaLaff

Lifted shamelessly from AMERICABlog, via the Washington Post:


Pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?

Judge orders Cheney to preserve records

By GottaLaff


Those damn activist judges! There they go doing their job again:
A federal judge on Saturday ordered Dick Cheney to preserve a wide range of the records from his time as vice president.

The decision by U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly is a setback for the Bush administration in its effort to promote a narrow definition of materials that must be safeguarded under by the Presidential Records Act.

The Bush administration's legal position ''heightens the court's concern'' that some records may not be preserved, said the judge.

What?! How dare she? The Nation of Dick isn't even part of the executive branch! Or the legislative branch! He's his very own country, and nobody but nobody can tell him what to do with his records.

Exception: I know exactly what he can do with his records....

In a 22-page opinion, the judge revealed that in recent days, lawyers for the Bush administration balked at a proposed agreement between the two sides on how to proceed with the case.

The administration, said the judge, wanted any court order on what records are at issue in the case to cover only the office of the vice president, not Cheney or the other defendants in the lawsuit. The other defendants are the Executive Office of the President and the National Archives.

The lawsuit stems from Cheney's position that his office is not part of the executive branch of government. [...] In 2003, Cheney asserted that the office of the vice president is not an entity within the executive branch.

Soon the Nation of Dick will get his wish. As of January, with any luck, he will forever be a non-entity.

2008 Debates 101

By GottaLaff

Palin's not taking da-bait. Gramm-pa made sure she wouldn't look as unprepared and flummoxed as she did in her interviews:

At the insistence of the McCain campaign, the Oct. 2 debate between Gov. Sarah Palin and her Democratic rival, Senator Joseph R. Biden Jr., will have shorter question-and-answer segments than those for the presidential nominees, the advisers said. There will also be much less opportunity for free-wheeling, direct exchanges between the running mates.

McCain advisers said they had been concerned that a loose format could leave Ms. Palin, a relatively inexperienced debater, at a disadvantage and largely on the defensive.

The wrangling was chiefly between the McCain-Palin camp and the nonpartisan Commission on Presidential Debates, which is sponsoring the forums.

Commission members wanted a relaxed format that included time for unpredictable questioning and challenges between the vice-presidential candidates. Last week, it rejected a proposal from advisers to Ms. Palin and Senator John McCain, the Republican nominee, for few if any unfettered exchanges. Advisers to Mr. Biden say they were comfortable with either format.

The presidential candidates had only minor issues to work out, no biggie:
The negotiations for the three 90-minute debates between the men at the top of the tickets, were largely free of brinksmanship. [...] Mr. Obama successfully sought to flip the proposed topics for the first and third debates, so foreign policy is now coming first and economic and other domestic issues come last. [...]

The debate commission had proposed that the first debate be on economic issues, and the third on foreign policy — in part, people involved in the process said, because the first debate is usually the most watched, and many voters rank the economy as their top concern.

Mr. Obama wanted foreign policy first to show viewers that he could provide depth, strength, and intelligence on those issues, his advisers said, given that Mr. McCain consistently wins higher ratings in opinion polls as a potential commander in chief. Mr. Obama wanted domestic issues to come last; advisers say that they believed even before the start of the financial crisis that the election was most likely to turn on the state of the economy and that he wanted the final televised exchange to focus on those concerns. He has argued that Mr. McCain would continue the economic policies of President Bush.

Mr. McCain also wanted foreign policy topics to come first in the debates, his aides said, in the hope of capitalizing on his positive reputation on national security issues across party lines.

Mr. McCain wanted limits on the original format for the first and third debates, which had been nine topics with 9 minutes of free-flowing debate on each one. Mr. Obama went along, though his aides did insist that at least several minutes of open-ended debate occur in each bloc of questioning, because they believe Mr. Obama does well in that format.

Now each presidential candidate will give 2-minute statements on each topic, followed by five minutes of them openly debating and questioning each other.

About that anger issue:

Mr. Obama’s advisers have been reviewing Mr. McCain’s debate’s with George W. Bush from the 2000 Republican primary, studying in particular his temperament and mood and looking for potential flashpoints of anger.

A few more fun facts:

Mr. Obama’s aides have been studying those debate performances to address one of his biggest shortcomings: his ability to delivering a tight answer. Already, his campaign is trying to diminish expectations for Mr. Obama’s performance. [...]

The campaigns had no say over the choice of moderators — Jim Lehrer of PBS, Tom Brokaw of NBC, and Bob Schieffer of CBS for the presidential debates, and Gwen Ifill of PBS for the vice-presidential debate.

Okay, those weren't fun, but they were facts. And sometimes we just have to face the facts. That's the difference between Democrats and Republicans. We don't make up our own.

Obama, McCain react to Pakistan attack

By GottaLaff

Obama:

"Today's attack demonstrates the grave and urgent threat that al Qaeda and its affiliates pose to the United States, to Pakistan, and to the security of all nations. As the attack earlier this week on our embassy in Yemen shows, over seven years after 9/11, the terrorist threat knows no borders, and the terrorists threaten innocent civilians of all religions and regions. Now is the time to refocus our efforts on defeating al Qaeda and securing the American people.

"Today's attack also reminds us once again that the Pakistani people have suffered greatly at the hands of terrorists, and are endangered by the violent extremists operating within their borders. We must forge a deep and lasting partnership with Pakistan, and with nations around the world, to root out and destroy al Qaeda and its affiliates. The United States must lead a truly global effort to prevail against al Qaeda and their hate-filled ideology."

Gramm-pa:

"Today's bombing must serve to deepen the resolve of Americans and Pakistanis alike to aggressively confront those terrorist groups that seek our destruction. While no organization has yet taken responsibility for this act, it is well known that Pakistan faces an enduring threat from violent Islamic extremism. We must work with the elected government of Pakistan to find those responsible, hold them accountable, and diminish their ability to threaten us and our allies in the future. It also serves as one more demonstration of the need for the next President to work closely with our partners and allies in order to counter the dangers posed by radical Islamic extremism."

Which buzz words did you notice?

Obama: Refocus. Global. Partnership. Al Qaeda.

Gramm-pa: Confront. Aggressively. Islamic.

On MSNBC just now, a security expert just articulated his own buzz words. One he repeated was "partnership".

TrooperGate: When did the McCain campaign take over the governor's office?

By GottaLaff

This is not healthy for our democracy:

Gov. Sarah Palin has surrendered important gubernatorial duties to the Republican presidential campaign. McCain staff are handling public and press questions about actions she has taken as governor. The governor who said, "Hold me accountable," is hiding behind the hired guns of the McCain campaign to avoid accountability.

Did I say "not healthy"? I meant "not ethical".

Is it too much to ask that Alaska's governor speak for herself, directly to Alaskans, about her actions as Alaska's governor?

A press conference Thursday showed how skewed Alaska's relationship with its own governor has become.

McCain-Palin campaign spokesman Ed O'Callaghan announced that Todd Palin will not comply with a subpoena to testify about his role in Troopergate...

O'Callaghan also announced that Alaska's governor is "unlikely" to cooperate with the investigation by the Alaska Legislature about questionable conduct by Alaska's chief executive.

Monday, he and campaign sidekick Meg Stapleton stood before Alaskans and defended the official personnel decision by Alaska's governor to fire Alaska's public safety commissioner. ABC News reported that Gov. Palin's official press secretary, Bill McAllister, paid by the state of Alaska, didn't even know the McCain staffers were meeting the press to defend his boss.

Did I say "not ethical"? I meant "insane".

Is the McCain campaign telling Alaskans that Alaska's governor can't handle her own defense in front of her own Alaska constituents? [...]

Now she won't utter a peep about it to Alaskans. Nor will her husband, Todd, who definitely needs to explain his role in Troopergate.

Instead, Alaskans have to sit back and listen to John McCain's campaign operatives handling inquiries about what Alaska's governor did while governing Alaska. [...]

She is the governor of Alaska, not John McCain or Ed O'Callaghan.

BOTTOM LINE: Official state business -- like Troopergate -- should be handled by the governor of the state, not by McCain presidential campaign operatives.

Bottom line: Did I say "insane"? I meant unelectable.

Michelle Obama is cookin'

By GottaLaff


Via DKos-- We know Michelle is hottt, but now she's cookin':

On the show, “Grease is the Word,” the wife of the Democratic presidential candidate meets up with Deen “on the campaign trail” to make the TV chef’s famous fried shrimp and Creole french fries.

According to the network’s press release: “Michelle gives Paula a taste of her family life on the road to the White House and shares fun facts, including the first meal she made for Barack, what kinds of local foods the family seeks out on the road and that Barack makes a mean chili!” [...]

What: “Paula’s Party: Grease Is The Word”

When: 7 p.m. Sept. 20

Network: Food Network

How utterly elitist of her. Everyone knows Paula Deen is so the epitome of la-de-da.

Dear N.Y. Times, Gramm-pa McCain is a hypocrite. Love, former Fannie Mae executive

By GottaLaff




(relevant part at about 3:00)
Dear Fannie Mae executive,

Thank you for calling out Gramm-pa.

Love, Laffy

The former executive's letter, not yet published, was provided to Politico:

To The Editor:

Yesterday, Senator John McCain released a television commercial attacking Barack Obama for allegedly receiving advice on the economy from former Fannie Mae CEO Franklin Raines. From the stump, he has recently tried tying Senator Obama to Fannie Mae, as if there is some guilt in the association with Fannie Mae's former executives.

It is an interesting card for Senator McCain to play, given that his campaign manager, Rick Davis, was paid by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac several hundred thousand dollars early in this decade to head up an organization to lobby in their behalf called The Homeownership Alliance. ...

I worked in government relations for Fannie Mae for more than 20 years, leading the group for most of those years. When I see photographs of Sen. McCain's staff, it looks to me like the team of lobbyists who used to report to me. Senator McCain's attack on Senator Obama is a cheap shot, and hypocritical.

Sincerely,

William Maloni
Fannie Mae Senior Vice President for Government and Industry Relations (1983-2004)

Hillary sent me

By GottaLaff


Hillary is out there doing her Hillary thing:

...Clinton told her supporters Friday to get over it and pack their bags again.

"I want to invite you to take part in something that continues the historic journey that you have made with me," Clinton told about 1,000 supporters in a conference call Friday.

"I am asking all of you to hit the phones, hit the road and spread the word that we must elect Barack Obama," she said.

The Hillary Sent Me push will have the Clinton supporters traveling to seven battleground states, including Michigan, each weekend until the election to convince voters to support Democrats on Nov. 4.

The first state will be New Hampshire on Sept. 27 and Clinton will visit Michigan the same day. The other destinations will be Pennsylvania, Ohio, Nevada, New Mexico and Virginia.

"Once you're in the states, you can connect with Obama offices to help with canvassing, phone banks or blogging efforts ... and just say Hillary sent you," Clinton said. [...]

Obama's campaign also is making an effort to reach out to women through phone banks and events in all 50 states today, including an Equal Pay Tour across Michigan.
She can be awfully persuasive. Between Hillz and the Fifty State Strategy, things look more promising every day.

Army Alters Photographs, Issues Them To AP

By GottaLaff

clipped from www.cjr.org

The Associated Press retracted two government-issued photographs last night after a photographer in Texas alerted the agency that the photos in question appeared to be doctored.

Bob Owen, chief photographer of the San Antonio Express-News, notified the AP that the photos of two deceased soldiers, who died in Iraq on Sept. 14, were nearly identical. Upon examining the photos, Owens noticed that everything except for the soldier’s face, name, and rank was the same. The most glaring similarity, Owen told CJR, was that the camouflage patterns of the two uniforms were “perfectly identical.”

After inspecting the photographs, the AP confirmed that the images were, indeed, Photoshopped, and issued eliminations on the two photos.

The elimination reads:

The content of this image has been digitally altered and does not accurately reflect the scene. No other version of the photo is available.

The photos were released by the U.S. Army at Fort Stewart in Georgia. Officials at the base could not be reached for comment.

“I’d like to think that the media holds itself pretty accountable and we try really hard to keep high standards,” Owen said. “Obviously the army, and the government, doesn’t see anything wrong with that [photo altering] at all.”

And a few comments from the same site:
  • With it now clear to virtually everyone that the U.S. government is entirely owned and operated by compulsive liars, I'm not clear why any self-respecting news organization would ever again accept press releases, comments, recordings, videos, or photos from anyone on the federal payroll.
  • i heard one of these young gentlemens mother on the talk radio show today and it was truly sad. she said this was her sons 3rd tour of duty. she said she found out about his death from the news media and the government isn't giving her any answers on what really happened to her son. this is our government at its' worst and this is a dam shame how they are treating this young mans family.

  • There is no aspect of government or public service that has not been tainted by the Bush administration's need to keep people in the dark about what it does.
  • Somebody better tell Charles Johnson and Michelle Malkin. They are always blaming the AP. Now look who needs the blame.
No further comment necessary.

Poll-itics: Obama ahead in electorals edition

By GottaLaff



GObama!

H/t: Eve (I missed this one today, so thank you!)

Poll-itics: Obama breaks through to 50 edition

By GottaLaff

McCain Adviser Commits To Balanced Budget By 2013 — After Govt. Spends $900 Billion In Bailouts

By GottaLaff

Via Think Progress:

Sen. John McCain has proposed doubling Bush’s tax cuts, resulting in a deficit of $505 billion. Yesterday, in an interview with Tom Ashbrook, McCain adviser John Taylor said McCain could still balance the budget by 2013 after the bailouts:

Q: So has Sen. McCain changed at all his plans on tax cuts? Can you lay out these big bailouts and still have these tax cuts that he’s been promoting — the Bush tax cuts extended and more?

TAYLOR: Well you need to have tax cuts that focus on creating jobs and getting America going. … Sen. McCain wants to make sure the economy grows. He has a detailed plan to balance the budget by the end of his first term. It requires discipline to keep spending keep spending growth from being too rapid. (listen to it here) [...]

Former Treasury Secretary and Obama adviser Lawrence Summers was incredulous, challenging Taylor to “make available a detailed budget documenting your claim that Sen. McCain will balance the budget with 2013 for external scrutiny and to show where the cuts are from.” Taylor, however, refused, claiming the ” information’s already been available to the Tax Policy Center.” In a tense exchange, Summers shot back:
SUMMERS: John, I am sorry that you are speaking in this way. And I make the challenge. The Tax Policy Center has laid out $3.4 trillion of extra deficits from Sen. McCain’s plan. Show us the spending cuts! Show someone the spending cuts!
With the $900 billion in bailouts, McCain’s plan to eliminate the deficit by 2013 is impossible without the most paralyzing of spending cuts. This problem becomes even worse for McCain after Henry Paulson’s announced today a new plan to help banks offload mortgage assets costing “hundreds of billions” of dollars.
Gramm-pa McCain continues to be dazed and confused. Hopefully, Obama will straighten him out after he wins the election.

Then there's that Pakistan blast

By GottaLaff


In case nobody noticed, there has been a truck bomb explosion at the Marriott in Islamabad that has killed a minimum of 40 people.

It was directed at the Mariott, because it represents the west and is a popular choice of dignitaries and reporters.

This is what happens when, as Obama has stated repeatedly, our eye is off the ball where it counts, and our attention is diverted to a fraudulent, unnecessary occupation in Iraq:
A massive truck bomb devastated the heavily guarded Marriott Hotel in Pakistan's capital Saturday, killing at least 40 people and wounding at least 100. Officials feared there were dozens more dead inside the burning building.

The Marriott has been a favorite place for foreigners as well as Pakistani politicians and business people to stay and socialize in Islamabad despite repeated militant attacks. [...]

The capital has not been spared, though Saturday's blast appeared to be one of the largest ever terrorist attacks in the country.

The bomb left a vast crater, some 30 feet deep in front of the main building, where flames poured from the windows and rescuers ferried bloodied bodies from the gutted building.

The only surge that has actually worked is that of increased deaths in Afghanistan and Pakistan.

Keith Olbermann Pays Charity $100 Per Sarah Palin Lie



Because it made me smile.

CNN POLL OF POLLS: Obama has advantage in key state


Michigan, my Michigan.

(CNN) – An average of the latest polls in Michigan shows why the state continues to be a battleground in the fight for the presidency.

A new CNN poll of polls in Michigan, compiled Saturday, suggests Senator Barack Obama has a five point lead over Senator John McCain, 47 percent to 42 percent, with 11 percent of voters undecided.

Seventeen electoral votes are up for grabs in Michigan.

It seems the current financial crisis from Wall Street to Main Street will be a major factor in Michigan.


Pic is via Cat from the McCain rally Thursday in Grand Rapids.

Anchorage Paper: McCain Confuses National Guard and Army Troops


Honestly, can any sane person say that McCain is fit to serve?


NEW YORK From David Hulen at the always-valuable Alaska Politics blog at the Anchorage Daily News (www.adn.com) tonight:

(snip)

"McCain said this near the end of the clip below, as he's talking up Palin's foreign policy/national security credentials:
'I also know, if I might remind you, that she is commander of the Alaska National Guard. In fact, you may know that on Sept. 11 a large contingent of the Alaska Guard deployed to Iraq and her son happened to be one of them. So I think she understands our national security challenges....'

"The ceremony Palin attended at Fort Wainwright last week didn't involve the Alaska National Guard. Palin's son is in the Army, and his unit - 1st Stryker Brigade Combat Team, 25th Infantry Division - deployed to Iraq."

Thank John McCain



Great ad from someone out in the intertubes. Via.


Transcript
John McCain admits Washington is broken
And he is the one who broke it (Shows picture of McCain and Rove sitting together on a coach laughing)
McCain: On the most important issues of the day I have been in total agreement with George Bush
He has been a Washington Insider for decades, working for big corporations
John McCain: "There have been times when I have probably been influenced,... the big donors buy access to my office... you know that access is influence"
With a Presidential campaign run by lobbyist
Your campaign is run by two of the biggest lobbyist in Washington
John McCain: "Lobbyist are good people"
And on top of it all, who can you thank for 8 years of George Bush?
John McCain: "I campaigned everywhere in America for him. I campaigned with him. I did everything I could to get him elected, and re-elected President."

Thank John McCain

In times like these can you really afford more insider politics?
Can your family really trust John McCain?

Ari Melber Runs Rings Around Joe Watkins



When this was aired yesterday Jeff was whooping and yelling from the living room. Bravo Ari.

Via Jed.

Quote of the Day


Opening up the health insurance market to more vigorous nationwide competition, as we have done over the last decade in banking, would provide more choices of innovative products less burdened by the worst excesses of state-based regulation.

-- John McCain



Via Kos.

George Will lashes out against big government, McCain's claims

Interesting things you hear when you listen to Cliff on C-Span.

GRAND RAPIDS -- Conservative columnist George Will practically boiled out of his trademark bow tie Thursday night, lashing out at Republican presidential nominee John McCain's call for Securities and Exchange Commission Chairman Christopher Cox's resignation.

Will's keynote appearance at the downtown JW Marriott capped the first day of a West Michigan Regional Policy Conference, which organizers said was trying to avoid being "West Michigan polite."

Will took a call from Cox shortly before taking the stage Thursday and was visibly perturbed when he hung up his phone.

"This is why some thoughtful conservatives have grave doubts about his ability to be president," Will said.

During a speech in Iowa Thursday, McCain said Cox, a close friend of Will's, "has betrayed the public trust" by allowing the nation's financial markets to deteriorate.

In his speech, Will said McCain worries conservatives because he is someone who "can so polarize every argument into a kind of moral melodrama. You can't have honest difference of opinion with John McCain. This is very difficult because to disagree with he who is honor personified is inherently dishonorable."

Alert!!!


ALERT- The indubitable Cliff Schecter will be on C-Span Washington Journal this (Saturday) morning at 810-845a EST to talk about his book "The Real McCain".

Oh, and make this an open thread for your yabbering pleasure.

Friday, September 19, 2008

Tom Toles cartoon: Charting Gramm-pa McCain's course

By GottaLaff




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New(est) Doubts Over Palin's Troopergate Claims

By GottaLaff

ABC News has an exclusive:

An internal government document obtained by ABC News appears to contradict Sarah Palin's most recent explanation for why she fired her public safety chief, the move which prompted the now-contested state probe into "Troopergate."

There have been so many contradictions. Anyone out there keeping track?

Fighting back against allegations she may have fired her then-Public Safety Commissioner, Walt Monegan, for refusing to go along with a personal vendetta, Palin on Monday argued in a legal filing that she fired Monegan because he had a "rogue mentality" and was bucking her administration's directives.

Wowzers! A rogue cop! He must have done something terrible! I'm afraid to even imagine...

"The last straw," her lawyer argued, came when he planned a trip to Washington, D.C., to seek federal funds for an aggressive anti-sexual-violence program. The project, expected to cost from $10 million to $20 million a year for five years, would have been the first of its kind in Alaska, which leads the nation in reported forcible rape.

Good lord! He... he... wanted to help prevent rape?! In a state that leads the nation in... forcible rape!? What kind of beast is this Walt dude? Who would do such a thing?! Why... why... that's almost as bad as a governor who won't cover the costs of rape victims' medical tests!

The McCain-Palin campaign echoed the charge in a press release it distributed Monday, concurrent with Palin's legal filing. "Mr. Monegan persisted in planning to make the unauthorized lobbying trip to D.C.," the release stated.

So Gramm-pa McCain is on the attack, too, huh? Good for him! Nobody should be allowed to spend so much as a company dime on something as frivolous as rape prevention! Especially without permission! ... I'm sorry, hang on... What's that?... I can barely hear... It's coming in more clearly now, and... okay... This just in!

But the governor's staff authorized the trip, according to an internal travel document from the Department of Public Safety, released Friday in response to an open records request. The document, a state travel authorization form, shows that Palin's chief of staff, Mike Nizich, approved Monegan's trip to Washington D.C. "to attend meeting with Senator Murkowski." The date next to Nizich's signature reads June 18.

Well, now, that's a moose of a different color.
Monegan said he didn't know why Palin's chief of staff approved a trip that confounded her other aides. "It sounds like it's a breakdown of communication internal to the governor's staff," he said.
It sounds like a breakdown of Palin's entire premise. This just in: Palin/McCain have lost all credibility... and that's assuming they had any to begin with.

H/t: JohnnyAppleseed at DKos.

So much for the "surge": Satellite images show ethnic cleanout in Iraq

By GottaLaff


Dear Barack,

Please drive this point home repeatedly.


Love,
Laffy
Satellite images taken at night show heavily Sunni Arab neighborhoods of Baghdad began emptying before a U.S. troop surge in 2007, graphic evidence of ethnic cleansing that preceded a drop in violence, according to a report published on Friday.

The images support the view of international refugee organizations and Iraq experts that a major population shift was a key factor in the decline in sectarian violence, particularly in the Iraqi capital, the epicenter of the bloodletting in which hundreds of thousands were killed. [...]

"By the launch of the surge, many of the targets of conflict had either been killed or fled the country, and they turned off the lights when they left," geography professor John Agnew of the University of California Los Angeles, who led the study, said in a statement.

"Essentially, our interpretation is that violence has declined in Baghdad because of intercommunal violence that reached a climax as the surge was beginning," said Agnew, who studies ethnic conflict.

Some 2 million Iraqis are displaced within Iraq, while 2 million more have sought refuge in neighboring Syria and Jordan. [...]

The study, published in the journal Environment and Planning A, provides more evidence of ethnic conflict in Iraq, which peaked just before U.S. President George W. Bush ordered the deployment of about 30,000 extra U.S. troops. [...]

"Our findings suggest that the surge has had no observable effect, except insofar as it has helped to provide a seal of approval for a process of ethno-sectarian neighborhood homogenization that is now largely achieved," Agnew's team wrote in their report.

Gramm-pa McCain consistently takes credit for something that has had no discernible effect on the decline in the Iraq occupation violence. Not only is he economy-challenged, but his so-called foreign policy calling card just dissolved faster than his Efferdent tablets.

H/t: Chris

Cook Report:: Gramm-pa McCain made "the biggest faux pas ...all year"

By GottaLaff

Maybe if Gramm-py stopped using that abacus of his for number crunching:

This is not about the economy, this is about a crisis,” Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC), one of McCain’s closest friends, said Friday. “And John McCain has shown a willingness to get his hands dirty to take on corruption. Barack Obama hasn't found any corruption to fight, even in Chicago."
Or maybe he should just get new friends who don't claim "this isn't about the economy."
Observers say McCain has his work cut out for him – and that an already tough year for the GOP likely just got tougher.

The critical event was McCain’s unfortunate comment that the economy is sound,” says Charlie Cook of the nonpartisan Cook Political Report. “He’s been really slow to pick up on what’s been going on. He stumbled knee-deep into a pile, and it’s going to be hard for him to get out. . . . This has been the biggest faux pas committed by either of them all year.”
It's my firm belief that Gramm-pa has been stuck in a pile for years. But I digress...
“The problem that Sen. McCain has got at this moment is that this is a big government intervention in the financial markets, and guess what? : At the moment, it’s working,” says former Nebraska Sen. Bob Kerrey, an Obama supporter. “His fundamental argument all along has been to keep the government out of it. But if the government hadn’t intervened, this thing could easily have spiraled out of control.”
But there's always a but.
That’s the bad news for McCain. The bad news for Obama: The economic crisis could help propel him to the presidency, but if the federal government spends $1 trillion or even $500 billion bailing out financial companies, it won’t have much left over for the plans he hopes to pursue come January.
But...
With the market on a roller-coaster, major financial institutions failing, and the federal government having to step in to prevent a fiscal disaster of Depression-era proportions, such inverted numbers as seen in the Times poll could prove fatal to McCain’s hopes.
But... McCain wants to make this about anything BUT the economy. Wowzers, that was 2 buts in a row:
But the imperative to muddy Obama as part of the problem trumps any concerns about backlash. Anything to make the crisis a Beltway problem instead of just a Bush problem.

And after pinning blame on Obama, McCain’s camp wants to move the debate off the current crisis and force a conversation about larger issues relating to the economy -- and also the two candidates. [...] “A vote for Sen. Obama will leave this country at risk during one of the most severe challenges to America’s economy since the Great Depression, and that’s straight talk, my friends.”
My friends, we have just witnessed the biggest "but" of all.

VIDEO: Biden Rallies Women in Loudoun County

By GottaLaff


This isn't the best video, but at least it's a taste of our Joe.

Palin Payback: Give to Planned Parenthood in Sarah's name

By GottaLaff

As you may have heard here and elsewhere, Sarah Palin made rape victim's pay for their own forensic rape kits. What a compassionate woman, always thinking of her fellow females. We here at TPC are a tad more accommodating than that, although it's hard to top Palin. We're spreading the word about a brand spankin' new idea that will actually benefit women and help protect their health.

First, a little backstory:

When Eric Croft, a Democrat Legislator from Anchorage, learned of Wasilla’s policy, he drafted HB 270, which Governor Tony Knowles signed into law. The new law made it illegal for any law enforcement agency to bill victims or victims’ insurance companies for the costs of examinations to collect evidence of a sexual assault or determine if a sexual assault actually occurred. Upon signing the law, Governor Knowles said, “We would never bill the victim of a burglary for the cost of gathering evidence, nor should we bill rape victims just because the crime scene happens to be their bodies.”

Wasilla Police Chief Fannon protested the new law stating it would require the city and communities to come up with more funds to cover the costs of the forensic exams. Really? Are the true costs of sexual assault and forcible rape in a community only measured and reflected in the dollars spent on the forensic rape kit?

Now the solution:

Per an email I received last night (and also noted here):

Instead of us all sending around more emails about how horrible Sarah Palin is, let's all make a donation to Planned Parenthood.

In Sarah Palin's name.

And here's the good part: when you make a donation to PP in her name, they'll send her a card telling her that the donation has been made in her honor.

Here's the link to the Planned Parenthood website

You'll need to fill in the address to let PP know where to send the "in Sarah Palin's honor" card. I suggest you use the address for the McCain campaign headquarters, which is:

McCain for President
1235 S. Clark Street
1st Floor
Arlington , VA 22202

PS make sure you use that link above or choose the pulldown of Donate--Honorary or Memorial Donations, not the regular "Donate Online"

The minimum donation is $5 ...and did I mention that it's tax deductible?

Go. Do. Now.

What are you waiting for? Pay it forward.

Sarah Palin got a pay cut ...before she got a raise

By GottaLaff

Oh, how Palin loves to brag about taking a pay cut when she was mayor of Wasilla. TPM reports this story, and it's picked up here. It all depends on the meaning of "cut" is. Talk about walking a fine line:

According to a document released by the city, this is true — Palin’s salary was reduced from $64,200 to $61,200 shortly after she took office in late-1996. However, in June 1998, her pay increased to $68,000, She received another pay cut in July 1997, before having it restored to $68,000 three months later, where it remained until she left the position in 2002. From TPM:

The records don’t explain the mechanisms by which the pay shifts happened. As best as we can determine, the cuts were engineered by Palin herself through some sort of executive mechanism, and the raises were City Council-mandated hikes.

What’s the upshot? Well, Palin’s claim that she “took a pay cut” as mayor is true in a narrow sense. She came in and took a pay cut that she engineered herself.

But in a broader sense, the claim is an oversimplification that borders on misleading. The bottom line is that whatever her intentions, over the course of her mayoralty Palin’s pay went up thousands of dollars and stayed higher for years, money which she presumably kept. (If any proof emerges that she donated it to charity or channeled it back into city coffers in some other way, we’ll happily update.)

This isn’t another Bridge to Nowhere. But it does fit a pattern here, where Palin burnishes her reform credentials by describing intentions as realities or otherwise boiling down the record into easily-digestible sound-bites that at best are half-truths, as this latest one has now proven to be.

It also illustrates that all information originating with the McCain campaign is suspect until independently confirmed — fact-checking is a good game to get into if you want serious job security for the next couple of months. After eight years of near-constant spin from the Bush administration, is this what the American people are looking for from their government?

That seems to be the recurring question of the election season.

Investigator: Palin probe to end before election

By GottaLaff

Bush III, Cheney II. The secrecy, cover-ups, and lame excuses continue at the voters' expense, and the expense of our legal system:

The Alaska lawmaker directing an abuse-of-power investigation of Gov. Sarah Palin promised Friday the probe will be finished before the election, despite refusals by key witnesses to testify, including the governor's husband.

After waiting 35 minutes for Todd Palin and two state administrative employees to appear under subpoena before the state Senate Judiciary Committee, Sen. Hollis French condemned their refusal to testify and the attorney general's broken promise that seven other witnesses would testify who were not subpoenaed.

French said the retired prosecutor hired by the Alaska Legislature to investigate Palin, Stephen Branchflower, will conclude his investigation by Oct. 10. Still, that report will not include testimony from the Republican vice presidential nominee, her husband or most of the top aides Branchflower hoped to interview.

Despite the stonewalling, Palin/McCain's attempts to skirt the law only serves to magnify the fact that they're hiding something, as well as their obvious lack of ethics.

Sarah Palin's allies hoped the investigation would be delayed past the election to spare her any troublesome revelations - or at least the distraction - before voters have made their choice. Palin's reputation as clean-government advocate who takes on entrenched interests is central to her appeal as Republican John McCain's running mate, and possibly at risk in the probe.

Palin initially promised to cooperate in the investigation, telling the Legislature to "hold me accountable."[...] She now opposes the investigation. [...]

The committee subpoenaed six people to appear Friday to testify or meet for private interviews with Branchflower. French said three of those six had complied. Todd Palin, special assistant Ivy Frye and Randy Ruaro, who is the governor's deputy chief of staff, did not.

Todd Palin's attorney sent French a letter Thursday listing Palin's objections to the Legislature's investigation of his wife. Among them, the attorney said, were jurisdiction questions, separation of power issues and an inconvenient travel schedule. [...]

Attorney General Talis Colberg earlier this week reversed himself, saying the governor declined to participate and that Palin administration employees would not appear.

French said subpoenas will be issued for those seven people, ordering them to testify on Sept. 26.

Witnesses who refuse to testify can be found in contempt under Alaska law. But the full Legislature must be in session, which won't happen until January. That means witnesses can stonewall without penalty beyond the Nov. 4 election, lawmakers said.

If this is what Republicans want, if this is what they think will restore honor to the White House, they're fooling themselves, but they are no longer fooling the rest of us.

Iran rally sought Palin after Coleman, Lieberman refused


OMG. Imagine being third in that trifecta. Que embarrassment!!

A footnote to the flap over the "Stop Iran" rally Monday, which cratered after Sarah Palin was invited and Hillary Clinton pulled out: Though the McCain campaign is now lashing Obama for refusing to attend, Palin was only invited after a handful of prominent Jewish conservatives in Congress declined to attend.

"They sought to get a Republican Senator and they tried many people," said Malcolm Hoenlein, the executive vice president of the Conference of Presidents of Major Jewish Organizations and the event's lead organizer. "Norm Coleman, [Joe] Lieberman, [Eric] Cantor and many others. And they couldn’t get a Republican Senator."

He said organizers then sought out Palin; a McCain campaign official told JTA he was first approached about sending a speaker to the event at the Republican National Convention.

Happy Obama Pic & Cliff On C-Span Alert



Just look at the face on that woman!! I never see people in the audience at McCain's shindigs looking that happy.

ALERT- The indubitable Cliff Schecter will be on C-Span Washington Journal tomorrow (Saturday) morning at 810-845a EST to talk about his book "The Real McCain".

Oh, and make this an open thread for your yabbering pleasure.

Shallow Thoughts: Palin Warns Against 'Second Holocaust' by Ahmadinejad edition

By GottaLaff


...Palin told a crowd of 9,000 supporters in Blaine, MN: "I will continue to call for sustained action to prevent Iranian President Ahmadinejad from getting these weapons that he wants for a second holocaust."
Shallow Thought:
Could this be construed as fear-mongering?
Thank you for wading into Shallow Thoughts.

Poll-itics: Close, but Obama ahead edition

By GottaLaff

Hotline/Diageo Tracking, 9/19

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A three night track (9/16, 9/17, 9/18)

Obama: 45%

McCain: 44%

Fox News to McCain: Cease and desist

By GottaLaff

Kerry does it again. Many thanks!

I won't post the ad, but here's the link to this report, which includes it:

Fox News sent a cease and desist letter to the McCain campaign today over a new ad that includes the voice of correspondent Major Garrett, according to a letter obtained by Politico.

From the letter sent to Trevor Potter, general counsel for the McCain campaign. (Full letter here)

"We demand that you immediately remove Mr. Garrett's voice from this ad. As Mr. Garrett is a non-partisan news correspondent covering the Obama campaign for Fox News, it is highly inappopriate, among other things, of your campaign to use him in your ad."

Of course, Gramm-pa was ready with his usual pithy comeback:
When reached, the McCain campaign did not immediately have comment.

Poll-itics: Good news for Democrats edition

By GottaLaff:

Lots-o'-polls, lots-o'-hope:

SurveyUSA: Obama Opens Wide Lead in Iowa

A new SurveyUSA poll in Iowa shows Sen. Barack Obama leading Sen. John McCain by 11 points, 54% to 43%.

Key findings: "Among women, Obama leads by 20 points; among men, Obama and McCain tie. Among voters younger than Barack Obama, Obama leads by 15. Among voters older than John McCain, Obama leads by 9. Among voters who are in-between the two candidates' ages, Obama leads by 7. Among white voters -- 95% of Iowa's likely voters -- Obama leads by 8 points. 11% of Republicans cross over to vote for Obama; 8% of Democrats cross over to vote for McCain; Independents break for Obama by 9 points."
Some of this was posted in another thread, but I couldn't resist:

Palin's Favorability Ratings Tumble

Gov. Sarah Palin's favorable/unfavorable ratings have suffered a stunning 21 point collapse in just one week, according to Research 2000 polling. Last week, 52% approved and 35% disapproved of the GOP vice presidential nominee (+17 net). This week, 42% approved and 46% disapprove (-4 net).

Earlier this week, Newsweek also saw the drop in other polling. "Over the course of a single weekend... Palin went from being the most popular White House hopeful to the least."

Political Insider: Why Palin was ultimately a bad pick for McCain.
Next:

Marist: Ohio Tied, Obama Leads in Michigan, Pennsylvania

New polls from Marist College in three key battleground states:

Ohio: Obama 44%, McCain 44%

Michigan: Obama 50%, McCain 41%

Pennsylvania: Obama 45%, McCain 42%

What's this? More good news?

Welch Wins Both Party Nominations in Vermont

Rep. Peter Welch (D-VT) won the Democratic congressional nomination last week -- and also won the Republican nomination because he "received enough write-in votes on Republican ballots to secure the nomination of a party that didn't put up a candidate of its own," the Barre Montpelier Times-Argus reports.
What? This next one isn't good news for Democrats? Read carefully. Hint: I bolded:

ARG Poll: McCain Ahead in Indiana

Several new American Research Group polls are out this morning:

Indiana: McCain 47%, Obama 44%

Key findings: "82% of Democrats say they would vote for Obama and 79% of Republicans say they would vote for McCain. McCain leads Obama 50% to 37% among independents. Indiana is the only state out of 30 states surveyed by ARG where McCain leads in the ballot when his share of the Republican vote is less than Obama's share of the Democratic vote. Also, 37% of likely voters say they would never vote for McCain, compared to 33% of likely voters saying they would never voter for Obama."

North Dakota: McCain 52%, Obama 43%

Washington: Obama 50%, McCain 44%

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