By GottaLaff (reposting a slightly revised version of a previous post, to get it into our new archives)

John Sidney McCain, of over $100 million notoriety, has referred to Obama as"elitist". Let's see if he's right: - Main Entry:
- elite
- Pronunciation:
- \ā-ˈlēt, i-, ē-\
- Function:
- noun
Got it. Obama's a noun. Good, good, so far I'm with John Sidney McMarryWealth on this. Barack is most definitely of nounage, as are all persons, places, and things. 1 a: singular or plural in construction : the choice part : cream <the elite of the entertainment world>
He is the choicest part of the Democratic party, so once again, I have to agree with McMultiMillionaire. Obama is the cream of the crop. John Sidney's awfully perceptive for a guy who needs someone to help him distinguish between Sunni Al Qaeda and Shiite Iran.
b: singular or plural in construction : the best of a class <superachievers who dominate the computer elite — Marilyn Chase>
Wow. I have to give it to McLobbyPants again. Barack graduated from Harvard Law School where he was the first African American president of the Harvard Law Review. He is a superachiever. That's a disqualifier if I ever heard one, after the success a C word student like Bush has made of the presidency.
c: singular or plural in construction : the socially superior part of society <how the elite live — A P World> <how the French-speaking elite…was changing — Economist>
Oops... here's where we have a difference of opinion. He was raised by a single mother. He lived off food stamps. He earned scholarships. He had to finance his own law school education. He and Michelle lived for the first 13 years of marriage up until three years ago, in a three bedroom condo without a garage.
Maybe that does make him socially superior, though, because he understands a diverse cross-section of America. He gets it. He has a superior overview and more empathy than, say, McYouthVote.
d: a group of persons who by virtue of position or education exercise much power or influence <members of the ruling elite> <the intellectual elites of the country>
I'll give McCain half credit for this one. See, if Obama is elected President of the United States, he will have much power and influence. As it stands today, he has much influence, as in "inspiration", but power? Not so much.
e: a member of such an elite —usually used in plural <the elites…, pursuing their studies in Europe — Robert Wernick>
He pursued his studies in the good old U.S. of A., but was criticized for not being widely-traveled enough. Would that make him an anti-elitist? John Sidney, your thoughts? Never mind, I'm not interested.
Ah! Maybe this is what Sid meant:
2: a typewriter type providing 12 characters to the linear inch
Barack Obama is a typewriter. Has anyone ever heard him deny it? I didn't think so. McDudeRanch wins. Barack Obama is one of the elite.