Chuck Hagel cain't say no

By GottaLaff

Chuck's jist a guy who cain't say no, he's in a turrible fix,
He always says, "C'mon le's go", jist when he orta say "nix".

What's a guy to do?

Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel, who has been mentioned as a possible running mate for Democratic Sen. Barack Obama, laughed off the possibility Tuesday in a CNN interview - but didn't rule it out, either.

"I don't expect to be on anyone's ticket this year. I don't expect to be in anyone's government next year," Hagel, who is retiring from the Senate this year, told John Roberts on CNN's American Morning.

But would he consider joining a bipartisan unity ticket with Obama? "I'm going to try and find some honest work," he said, adding that "If [Obama] asks, I'll let you know."

Hagel, a long-time friend and Senate ally of presumptive Republican nominee John McCain, has not yet endorsed any presidential candidate.

If Obama glances at his voting record, he won't consider him as a running mate. Why people think Chucky leans left is beyond me. The Iraq fiasco is only one issue. There are so, so many more.