By GottaLaff
"Last Blog Standing" starts riiight....now!
Yes, it's time to steal a few more jokes from my father-in-law. For those of you who might be new here, he used to write for Alan King, Milton Berle and Jonathan Winters, just to name a few. And all those Dean Martin Roasts, too: Don Rickles, Red Buttons, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., etc.
A tiny respite from all the frustrating events of the day:
McCAIN and HILLARY are proposing a way to cut fuel prices with a "gas-tax holiday." OBAMA is so tired of hearing pundit after pundit talking about him and REVEREND WRIGHT he's proposing a "gas-BAG holiday."
Looks like HILLARY is going to continue campaigning and not pull out of the race. She feels she belongs in the White House. They have a lot in common. She too has no exit strategy.
First daughter, JENNA BUSH, got married at her father's place in Crawford, Texas. It was a very small affair. Only dad's immediate supporters.
It was a lovely wedding. The 2 billion dollar reception was catered by Halliburton.
The bride had "something borrowed and something new." She wanted "something old," but McCAIN said he couldn't make it.
Speaking of McCAIN, he's getting a lot of cash donations from his followers and he's very touched. After all, he knew all the Presidents personally whose pictures are on the bills.
There's a firehouse in Liverpool, England that has a light bulb that's been shining brightly for the past 102 years. When GE heard about it they immediatly sent a team of scientist to study it -- and make sure it'll never happen
again.
Th-th-that's all, folks!
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