By GottaLaff
More like, "genuine or phony"?
President Bush spends his final vacation as president in virtual seclusion at his Texas ranch. President-elect Barack Obama spends his final vacation before taking office immersed in the outside world in his native state of Hawaii.
The vacation habits of the two men say a lot about their leadership styles and how they cope with pressure. For Bush, the key is privacy; for Obama, it's engagement.
For Bush, it's duck-and-cover; for Obama, it's up-and-up.
Goofus v. Gallant.
From the start of his presidency, Bush has considered his 1,600-acre spread in a remote section of central Texas his sanctuary. White House officials generally give only sketchy outlines of his schedule there, as they did on his latest trip. [...] [He] regularly rides his mountain bike, clears brush, and chops cedar when he is on the property.
His Crawford Prairie Chapel, aka Our Lady of the Facade, is also where he regularly falls off his mountain bike, clears his throat of pretzel debris, and chops up the English language.
There has also been an element of public relations. Bush wants to be known as a Washington outsider and a westerner, so his purchase of the ranch in 1999 was in keeping with those images. [...] "It'll be the house where I live in for the rest of my life."
Wrong:
Not quite. It turns out that Bush and his wife, Laura, will live in Dallas after they leave the White House.
He's even dishonest about where he lives. I wonder if Pickles is really his wife. And don't get me started on Jenna and Not-Jenna... Come to think of it,
Barney's been acting a little suspect, too.
Bush has now made 77 trips to the ranch during his presidency. If he departs on New Year's Day as scheduled, he will have spent 490 full or partial days there, according to Mark Knoller of CBS News, who keeps records of Bush's travels. That's one of the highest numbers of presidential vacation days in history.
Mark Knoller had to keep track. Why? Because the Chimpenfuhrer can't count.
While George W. Bush wanted private time above all, Obama appears to be more in tune with Bill Clinton—seeking the companionship of friends and acquaintances, going out for meals and family jaunts, enjoying his wider surroundings.
In other words, Obama's not a dysfunctional simian whose idea of socializing is
a stealth assault of one dignitary, and
mumbling with his mouth full to another. Or hiding out at his fake "ranch".
Photographs of the president-elect, shirtless, caused a sensation around the world because he seemed so physically fit.
Bush is in decent shape, but we all know that if he took his shirt off for the press, it would put the final nail in the
Isolation of America coffin. But hey, this is one time I can and will wholeheartedly support King Georgie's demand for complete privacy.