Excellent stuff. More here, but these are my favs. h/t Kathy.
"Get my broker, Miss Jones."Cartoon via the delectable Luckovich.
"Yes sir. Stock, or Pawn?"
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
The problem with investment bank balance sheets is that on the left side nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left.
How do you find a good small-cap fund manager?
Find a good large-cap fund manager, and wait
The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car's been repossessed.
There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'
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The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market.
President Bush said clients shouldn’t be concerned by all the bank closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said.
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