Roland Burris built a Roland Burris monument to Roland Burris

By GottaLaff

Roland Burris likes to refer to himself in the third person. Who does that? Laffy doesn't. Laffy thinks that would sound pretentious. Now Laffy is trying to remember who else does that. Oh yeah... Jimmy:

Burris must think a lot of Burris. Burris has erected a monument to that effect, so that Burris will be remembered in an overblown, flamboyantly monumental way:

You see, Burris has already charted his esteemed career path on the walls of his future grave in Chicago's Oak Woods Cemetery (pictured above). Beneath a seal of the state of Illinois, Burris lists his accomplishments to date, and there seems to be plenty of room above the bench to mention his career in the Senate - if he has one.

Laffy feels this is a little over the top.

H/t: Ellen