By GottaLaff
Wowzers, kiddies! Here's a Rushpublic I'd never heard of before! And for good reason. Her name:
Kathy Shaidle. Hold onto your hats. You're in for a bumpy ride.
Remember Paddy's post, a video of
Michelle Obama volunteering at a soup kitchen? What a sap the First Lady was! I bet you didn't realize that poor folks are really cell-phone hoarding, tattooed boozers.
Via Wonkette, without whom I'd have never have been introduced to this:So now America’s conservative pundits are very upset that this supposedly homeless man has a telephone, so poverty isn’t actually a problem, and we’re even “blessed” to have such rich homeless people in the United States.
As promised,
he-e-e-ere's Kathy!
(who is also mentioned in this Salon post)[W]hy is a guy with a cellphone homeless? [...] He spends all his (our) money on cellphones and, most likely, tattoos and drugs and booze and other crap, and has no money left for a home and food. And why should he bother? We pay for his shelter and food anyhow. [...]
What's really funny in that news story by the way is what they're serving at the soup kitchen: risotto with brocolli. Obviously some rich white liberal did the cooking that day, feeling all proud of herself, and what thanks did she get? Some lowclass loser going, "You expect me to eat this weird crap?!"
But oops:
As Salon’s Alex Koppelman notes, the “weird crap” is simply “rice cooked in chicken stock with some vegetables.” Jesus, this Shaidle person is a night terror. WHO IS SHE?
Our new bff, that big-hearted, charitable, humanitarian sack of malignant wordplay, Kindly Kathy:
And Salon's Alex Koppelman is obviously a delusional liberal pantywaist who can't stand to have his romantic notions about "poverty" challenged (by someone who knows what they're talking about firsthand, and is also a better writer than he is.)
I'd rather be right than "nice" and "polite" -- and so would any intelligent adult who values the truth.
I'm betting Alex Koppelman is a grown man who still rides a bicycle. By choice. On the sidewalk.
I'm thrilled. That line is going to look SO great on my next book jacket.
Between that and my handgun license coming in the mail this aft, this is turning into my favorite day in a long time!
Aren't the Rushpublics compassionate? Who could resist that kind of charm? Let's file this one under "2010".