Drunk man saved by his pants

By GottaLaff

Or are you just happy to see me?

Authorities say a Georgia man was saved by his pants when he decided to climb 35 feet up a power pole and slipped. The pants luckily caught on the metal tower, stopping his fall.

Gwinnett County Fire Department officials believe the 21-year-old man from Duluth, Ga., had been drinking and ignored a companion's suggestion he had climbed far enough up the pole.

No-o-o, he was drinking? Who would have guessed...

I hope nothing happened to the guy's "power pole".

After his pants caught, the man spent about two hours dangling before a rescue team climbed the tower and got him down.

No dangling jokes. No dangling jokes. No dangling jokes...

So. Was it good for the pole?