By GottaLaff
Michele Blech-ch-mann is at it again. When exactly did she escape from her rubber room? I've forgotten:
Some Republicans in Congress are continuing to warn that President Obama is intent on turning the United States into a socialist nation.That homo-loving socialist abortionist pinko-in-chief! Why, if it hadn't been for him, this economy would be thriving the way Boss Limbaugh thrives on Oxycontin and indiscriminate wingnut adulation.
Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann pressed the socialism argument on Thursday, telling a conservative radio show that the Obama administration is "completely socializing the American economy" with its mortgage relief proposals and bailouts of financial institutions.
What?! Why, that's treasonous! Impeach Obama now! Allow Boss Limbaugh, the de fatso president, to take office before it's too late!
"What we've seen them do in the last five weeks is nothing short of a great leap forward toward than finalizing a place of socialism in American economic life," Bachmann told radio host G. Gordon Liddy. "We have never seen this level of socialism in the history of our country, and I think the American people would be floored when the understand the dramatic steps that Obama has taken for our future."
Thank god she's here to save us from ourselves! If only Bush had been able to stay in office, none of this would have happened, the market would be at 30,000, free health care would be available to everyone, world peace would have been achieved, and the Constitution would once again become the standard by which we all live!
"Will we be a country that will go forward with liberty, freedom and prosperity, or will we be a country that's mired in Eastern European, Western European doldrums, where freedom is limited and taxation remains high?" she asked.
What a patriot. But she wasn't alone:
Tennessee Rep. Zach Wamp, who is also running for governor in his home state, told MSNBC that the president's health care proposals represent "a fast march toward socialism."No video was available of Wamp (that's some name) feeling up Bush. Or maybe it was confiscated. Oh my. Did I just start a rumor?
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