By GottaLaff

Hi Tea Partiers? It's me, Chairman Michael! Hi-eeee! Sorry for the text message, but it's all I have time for.
Soanyway, yeah, I'm kinda rilly busy, and can't rilly come to your tea party and stuff, but let's be best friends. Rilly. Call me, 'k? K. 'K? 'K. Sweartogodyouwill? Kewl. Tell everybody you know what I just said, 'k? 'K. 'K? 'K.
Ttyl! Luv youuuu! Kbye:But the latest flare-up—a very public rejection of a request to speak at the anti-Obama, anti-tax "Tea Party" in Chicago on April 17—might not be his fault. "He never asked to speak," says a party official. "There was never an expectation nor formal request for our participation."
But here's how it's playing: The event's organizers, the Don't Go Movement in Chicago, say they received a request earlier this week from Steele to participate. Organizer Eric Odom, on the Don't Go site, [...] shut the door to any play by Steele. "[...] Unfortunately, it appears that he has only just decided to reach out after realizing how big the movement has gotten and how much media is now involved," he wrote in an E-mail to the RNC. "With regards to stage time, we respectfully must inform Chairman Steel [sic] that RNC officials are welcome to participate in the rally itself, but we prefer to limit stage time to those who are not elected officials, both in Government as well as political parties. This is an opportunity for Americans to speak, and elected officials to listen, not the other way around."
The RNC, playing CYA like nobody's business:
"He's in a daylong meeting anyway, so we weren't ever going to be speaking," said an official. "It was just a 'Hey, we're going to be in town' call."
Well, after we E-mailed Don't Go, organizers there must have realized the news value of their claim. They put out a news release titled: "RNC Chairman Denied. Steele Not Wanted to Speak at Chicago Tea Party." The RNC's reaction: "They're just having a little fun."
Those fun-loving little scamps.