Michael Steele does it again

By GottaLaff

Michael Steele promised to reinvent RightieLand as Urban Suburban Edgy Hip Hoppy Off the Hook Wannabe Cool Dudes and Dudettes, and now he rep-re-sents... 'cause he's a fan of the Pack Rats:

Who do you listen to?
I actually listen to a cross section, because I like to hear what the medium is saying, what the voice is.

But do you have a favorite?
P. Diddy I enjoy quite a bit.

Do you want to rethink that?
[laughs] I guess I'm sorta old-school that way. Remember, I came of age with the DJ and all this other stuff, so I'm also loving Grandmaster Flash, and that's not hip-hop, but... Um, you know, I like Chuck D. And I always thought Snoop Dogg was--he just reminded me of the fellas back home. So I've always thoroughly enjoyed him. [...]

Who else?
I like Sinatra. I like old-school. You know, Bing Crosby, Sinatra, Dean Martin. Love Dean Martin. He was one of these guys who just didn't give an F. He just didn't. Life was a party, and you either want to party or you don't. But yeah, I like those. I'm a big Pack Rat. I love the Pack Rats from the 1950s--Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, those guys.

You mean the Rat Pack.
The Rat Pack, yeah.

Michael Aluminuminuminum is the most uncool, un-urban suburban, un-edgy, un-hip-hoppy embarrassment in all the land. His appeal now extends to... nobody. It's painful. I feel the urge to self-medicate when I read about him.

H/t: RAM