Fred Thompson’s Gettin' Desperate

By GottaLaff

Fredhorn Leghorn, Ah say Fredhorn Leghorn and his material, are needin' some serious updatin'! Ah say, Ah say he's needin' some decent lines! (Get away, Twittah, ya bothah me)...

Former Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.), now the host of a syndicated radio show, is soliciting tips and sharing jokes on Twitter. [...]

Why do U think Pres Obama has neglected to nominate at least 18 positions in the treasury dept and leave Tim Geithner virtually alone?

Jake Tapper of ABC News quickly replied that Obama has made three nominations since that story came out. Fred did not respond. Instead he commented on the president:

Sooo–if they made a self-reading teleprompter, would we even need an Obama???

Of all the Republicans to push the Obama TelePrompTer meme, Fred Thompson? Really?

What Ah'm sayin' is, the man's gotta shut his oversahzed yap and do a little readin' up on the facts.

"Sooo--" about those teleprompters:


Fredhorn's speakin' skills need a little spiffin' up.

At least he's not beggin' for applause again. That was downright humiliatin'.