The Iseman Sue-eth

By GottaLaff

I'd sue, too, if someone accused me of having the bad taste to boink Gramm-pa:

A Washington lobbyist is suing The New York Times over an article that she says gave the false impression she had an affair with Sen. John McCain in 1999.

Vicki L. Iseman filed the $27 million defamation suit in U.S. District Court in Richmond on Tuesday. It also names as defendants the Times' executive editor, its Washington bureau chief and four reporters. [...]

At the time, McCain denounced the story as false. Iseman also denied it later.

At least Vicki wasn't accused of getting pregnant and selling her baby's photos at an inflated price thanks to her future mother-in-law's drug arrest.