By GottaLaff
KBR, what a fine, praiseworthy, upstanding, respectable little company. Let's take a look-see at what they're up to these days. What luck! The Pentagon's inspector general just reported everything in an audit!
After Hurricane Ivan struck the Gulf Coast that September, and Hurricane Katrina a year later, KBR was given a number of tasks. They included removing water-damaged carpet and drywall; applying temporary roofing; removing debris; and building trailer parks for displaced families at naval air stations in Pensacola, Fla., and Gulfport, Miss., the Stennis Space Center in southern Mississippi and other facilities in the region. The inspector general reported that its audit of KBR's work found:
· The Navy entered into an illegal "cost-plus-percentage-of-cost" contract with the company. Higher costs meant more profit for KBR, which rewarded the company for "inefficiency and non-economical performance," the report said.
· KBR paid $4.1 million for services and meals that should have cost $1.7 million, and it awarded sole-source or limited-competition subcontracts that overpaid hourly rates to roofers.
· The company was paid nearly all contract amounts despite "marginal-to-average performance."
The inspector general recommended that the Navy try to recoup about $8.4 million in "excessive" equipment lease payments and material profits, and another $1.4 million for more than 110,000 meals that were paid for and thrown away over a 34-day period.
What stellar patriots! Why, they're nearly as trustworthy and effective as
Blackwater U.S.A.! The article goes on and on. Please read it, because I wouldn't want anyone out there to forget about them. After all, KBR's former chief executive is the U.S. of A.'s very own
Vice President, the Nation of Dick himself.