By GottaLaff
Tea party” demonstrators stage a weekly protest at an intersection in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. (Josh Ritchie / South Florida Sun-Sentinel / December 12, 2009)
The Tea Baggers are here, there, everywhere, upside down, right side up, spinning 'round and 'round, and
getting a little dizzy in the process:
The movement is far from a well-disciplined army. Its pivot from protesting to politics has been fraught with internal disputes, turf wars and lawsuits. It has continued to struggle with its relationship to the Republican Party [...]
In Florida, tea party leaders have filed a lawsuit accusing a lawyer of hijacking their movement.
Other Tea Baggers aren't thrilled with people pointing fingers at them for being BFF with the GOP "establishment" and dating Wall Street. There's a simple remedy for that: Break up with 'em. Appearances, appearances... tsk, tsk.
Rule One: One should never flirt with those who rip them off.
Plans for a National Tea Party Convention in February drew early attention for its keynote speaker -- former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin -- and its gesture toward unity. The event, planned by Nashville attorney Judson Phillips, bears all the trappings of a political convention, with lobster tail on the menu and an invitation aimed at "delegates" representing tea party groups from around the country.
But activists balked at the cost -- $560 a ticket, not including a hotel room for the weekend. The price was necessitated by the cost of the Gaylord Opryland Hotel and speakers' fees, Phillips said.
Wowzers, that sound awfully corporate and not-grassrootsy!
Oh, but I bet Barbie McLipSchmutz is donating her time to the cause she's so touchy feely snuggy with.
Palin's fee is more than $100,000, with travel expenses, according to a source familiar with the booking.
Oops.
After the hubbub erupted, Palin suggested she wouldn't keep the fee, saying she would use the money to "contribute to campaigns, candidates and issues that will help our country."
So she quit her own fee. Nice save.
The criticism only mounted as [Nashville attorney Judson Phillips] acknowledged that the convention, like his for-profit social networking site Tea Party Nation, is a money-making venture.
There are some habits conservatives just can't break. Profit-taking is one of them. That must be what they mean by conserving.
Antonio Hinton of the Knoxville Tea Party:
"That convention has nothing to do with the tea party movement, as far as I'm concerned. I love Sarah Palin. I don't believe she knows who she's speaking to."
She never does. Nor what she's speaking about. But I digress...
Judson Phillips:
"The people who are involved in this movement, one of the constants is they really don't like authority that much," he said. "You go up to someone and tell them they're going to do something and they say, 'Who says? No, I'm not.' They don't want some big organization in Washington or anywhere else telling them what to do."
Wait. Washington
is a big organization.... or a series of them that comprise a big one. Why do the Tea Baggers want to elect people to go to the very place they want to dismantle? Then they become their own enemy.
Fear of Republican takeover is also a persistent thread in tea party disputes.
So the answer is to takeover the takeover. To become the Republicans they're taking over. To become the "establishment" in Tea Bag clothing.
[The] Tea Party Express filed its most recent financial disclosure form: It raised more than $1.3 million from July to November, with the vast majority going to the consulting firm.
So they're just like their own hijackers.
FreedomWorks President Matt Kibbe is blunt about his hope that the tea party movement will "take over the Republican Party. [...]
"We have people in positions of power claiming to be our leaders and mischaracterizing us," said Michael Kelly of We the People N.C. in Charlotte. "It makes people mad."
Which goes back to my point about going in circles. I'm dizzy just trying to follow all this convoluted finger pointing.. Imagine how they feel.
And imagine how the genuinely angry, ordinary people with legitimate gripes feel.