Thank you for not smoking

By GottaLaff

President Obama quit smoking, but the press briefing room can't seem to kick the habit:

[T]he electric system that opens and closes doors to the press briefing room started smoking just a little while ago.

The doors' motor had overheated and the Secret Service was on it with extinguishers immediately. Our friends working at the White House tonight tell us all is well.

I hope it didn't inhale.