It's never good enough, is it?

By GottaLaff

I didn't even have to turn on the sound on my Television Machine today. All I had to do was read the chyrons. Here's what we should be very, extremely, ultra stressed about today:

• Was Hillary's speech good enough to win over her die-hard supporters????
• Why didn't Hillary address Obama's inexperience????? Why didn't she say he was ready to lead????
  
• Is Bill Clinton a wild card??? Will he support Obama enough???? Will he talk about more than his assigned foreign policy theme??????? Or will he stray and get into his preferred topic, economics???? Will his Big Day overshadow Hillary and... Obama??????????
• Are the columns that were constructed at Invesco Field too audacious???????
• Are Democrats disgruntled at the lack of "economics" subject matter????
• Are Democrats disgruntled because they haven't been thrown enough "red meat" in the speeches, especially by Hillary???????
• Should Hillary have been the vice presidential candidate???????

After watching the unity last night, and feeling a sense of relief after all that endless, breathless, witless talk of a PUMA revolt, I guess it's time to reassess. Things aren't nearly as positive as I thought.

I better start scowling. I was caught unawares and now I'm way behind.