Obama is so black that he'll disgrace the office by being the "hip hop" president

By GottaLaff

I suggest that we all go to the Digg site, "bury" the piece, and enter a few "thumbs downs" on this racist piece of excrement. I will not provide a link to this.

If Barack Obama is to become our 44th president, it will be heralded as a moment of historic significance unlike any other. However, I think many are missing the real reason why.

It's because Barack Obama will be our first hip-hop president. I can only imagine how the world will embrace the leader of the free world when [...] the first lady Michelle talking about "my man" the "daddy of my babies" when referring to the president. That should go over well everywhere from 10 Downing Street right on down to the streets of the Middle East. [...]

Of course, having no sense of decorum and awe is nothing new to Democrats. Bill Clinton did a masterful job of disgracing the office, and I expect no less from Obama if given the chance.

But he will be so fly! [...]

Watching the hip-hop president in the Oval Office with his baseball cap on backward coping a gansta lean in the big chair. Should be really pimp, don't you think? Cool man, real cool. Instead of giving away presidential cuff links to guests, as is the custom, he will offer "bling bling." [...]

After a few months on the job, he can refer to his cabinet members as his "bitches." Hey don't get angry at me. Take a listen to any hip-hop song, and that is the type of endearing language you will hear.

Angry? Is anyone angry with poor Craig R. Smith for simply repeating what he hears?

A group of playas that have no respect for the country. The same country that affords them a lifestyle most people only dream of, and all they can do is endlessly complain about it. Barack is very good at putting America down. Just like his hipster homeboys. Remember that hip-hop is a culture, not a color.

Of course. Craig is color blind. This is all about culture. Please remember that as he continues his intellectually and morally bankrupt analysis of the Big Bad Black Man.

Make no mistake about it. Barack Obama is dangerous for America. [...] How can you lead something you hate? And before you say I am wrong, look again at who he chooses as his friends – Haters of America with a capital "H."

And in contrast, we can all see how full of love and compassion Craig is. I'd tell him that to his face, but he's not available. He's off somewhere, looking for his white hood.

If I sound a bit concerned about Obama acting as a spokesman from the Beijing Chamber of Commerce; indulge me. I only wish Obama was as excited about America as he is about Red China. Then again maybe he has a vision for a "New" America. One in which we are more like those fine Chinese. Better red than dead, Barack? [...] But hey, he will be dope. He will use all the cool language and slang. He will be a president who is able to hang with the homies. [...]

And every day he is on the campaign trail dissing America, more Americans will realize he is not the savior. He is merely Barack Obama … hip-hop senator from Illinois.

Maybe you should give him a call and show him some love:

Craig R. Smith is an author, commentator and popular media guest because he instantly engages audiences with his common-sense analyses of local, national and global trends. Serving as CEO of Swiss America for over 25 years, Craig understands that Americans want solid answers to the tough questions and that real leadership begins with servanthood. Craig's most recent book is "Black Gold Stranglehold: The Myth of Scarcity and the Politics of Oil," which he co-authored with WND columnist Jerome R. Corsi. For media interviews please call Holly at 800-950-2428.