Cindy McCain speaks: Liveblog

By GottaLaff

Cindy Lou is asking us to take off our Republican hats again, and put on our American ones. Soooo... Republicans aren't American? They're mutually exclusive. Oh, and I never got one of those Republican hats. I must remember to put that on a Things Not to Request list of some kind.

She's asking for relief for the victims of the hurricane. I can't fault that. In fact, I commend it. Now Pickles is doing the same. Good. I hope they raise a record amount.

That's it? Short and sweet.

Oh, and in case you missed it, this is now The Party of Mavericks. Someone tell James Garner.