Showing posts with label sickos. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sickos. Show all posts

Saturday, April 17, 2010

VIDEO- Tea Bagger: "Dip them in boiling water, nothing better than a dead liberal"- including Obama

By GottaLaff

Via one of my Twitter pals, EZKool:



The first interviewee is a Beckbot. The next one wants liberals boiled to death.

Nah, Tea Tantrumers aren't psychos at all. Just one big, touchy-feely, grassrootsy, values-lovin', tax-hatin', Beck-grovelin' family:

kpominville — April 17, 2009 — Despite the fact 95% of Americans just received the largest tax cut in American history, a parade of the easily manipulated gathered in St Clair Shores, Michigan on Wednesday because the crybaby pundit Glen Beck told them to.

The first woman was holding a sign that read: "Honk if you support the constitution" so I stopped and asked her exactly what she thought was threatening the constitution."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04...

Imagine if these people got their wish and shoehorned their candidates of choice into the White House and Congress. I wonder how they'd feel once they realized they were being used and discarded like the naive trash that they are.

By the way, when will the media begin to refer to the sickest among the Tea Baggers as terrorists?

H/t: 1kecko

Thursday, January 14, 2010

"I don't recall when a poor country actually provided the U.S with anything when disaster struck the U.S"

By GottaLaff


The following comments were responses to my post of yesterday, "U.S. Should Not Help Haiti Earthquake Victims".

Ignorance is even more widespread than I previously thought:
Anonymous said...

I pay taxes to run my government, not to "AID" other countries.

And I don't recall when a poor country actually provided the U.S with anything when disaster struck the U.S

January 14, 2010 2:45 PM


And there's this, by either the same or a different "Anonymous". If only they weren't so afraid to post a name or pseudonym, we'd know for sure:
Anonymous said... [in part]

You hippies gotta learn the Federal and State governments are NOT charities and shouldn't operate as such, they are there to GOVERN. The money is the taxpayers, and they have no right to use it for charity. If you think money should be sent to Haiti, YOU send it. Communists.

And then there are commenters that should become regulars:

David D. said...

Dear "I don't recall":

Countries and organizations that offered to send aid in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, mentioned by the State Department, included Afghanistan, Argentina, Armenia, Australia, Austria, Azerbaijan, the Bahamas, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Belgium, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, the Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominica, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, the European Union, Finland, France, Georgia, Germany, Greece, Guatemala, Guyana, Honduras, Hungary, Iceland, India, Indonesia, International Energy Agency, International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies, Iran, Iraq, Ireland, Israel, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kosovo, Kuwait, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, NATO, Nepal, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Nigeria, Norway, Organization of American States, Oman, OPEC, Pakistan, Paraguay, the Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Qatar, Romania, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Korea, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, Thailand, Tunisia, Turkey, UAE, United Kingdom, the United Nations, United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees, Venezuela and the World Health Organization.

UPDATE, YesBiscuit tweeted:
Haiti offered $36k aid to US after Katrina
T1 adds Mexico to the list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_response_to_Hurricane_Katrina they stepped in to help out along with a ton of others

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

VIDEO- Rachel Maddow Show: Haitian ambassador shames Pat Robertson

By GottaLaff

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy


Original post about Pat Robertson, with video, here.

Posts about petitions demanding that we don't help Haiti here and here.

Second anti-Haiti petition emerges

By GottaLaff

Earlier I posted what could have been a (tasteless) hoax petition, or it could be real. Many of those who signed it were certainly not. However, we now have a copycat petitioner... or vice versa.

Here's the other one (click on images to enlarge):


And most of these co-signers don't look like they're kidding:


View All Signatures

H/t: fbihop

"U.S. Should Not Help Haiti Earthquake Victims"

By GottaLaff

UPDATE: Question... Is this just a hoax, a spoof from our side? Could be. If it is, it's a rather tasteless one.

Original post:

So much for loving your fellow man.

Here's a screen shot of quite the little maladjusted not-grassrootsy organization. Check out the fine print under the black graphic (click on image to enlarge):


Here's the entire text, brought to you by.... ta da...

... yes, FreedomWorks:

To: U.S. Congress, President Obama

The recent earthquake in Haiti is a tragic situation that has touched America's heart. However, America must be careful to avoid losing its head and making a bad situation even worse.

The National Alliance for Liberty and Freedom, a coalition of national libertarian, tea party, objectivist, and Ayn Rand groups hereby demands that no public funds should be spent on any disaster relief.

Certainly, if private citizens want to donate money that is an individual decision that they will freely make, and we cannot - nor would we seek to - prevent those citizens from deciding where to spend their money.

However, public funds are entirely different and should not be spent in this matter.

The main reason is simple: those funds are not the U.S. government's to begin with. Any money that the U.S. government would give would have been stolen - under threat of force - from U.S. citizens.

Further, any donations to Haiti will only serve as a "moral hazard", in effect underwriting their bad choices. Haiti had some of the highest tax rates in the Western Hemisphere, hampering the natural innovation of its citizens and making it difficult for corporations - today's engine of prosperity - to operate in that country. Their rules and regulations were among the most onerous as well, preventing true innovation to occur. Without such onerous rules and high taxation, Haiti could have been a thriving commercial center able to better withstand the earthquake and its aftermath.

By giving money, we will prevent Haitian citizens from rising up in their own Tea Party Revolution and taking their country back from the Marxists.

Once again, if private citizens want to donate their own money, that is their choice. However, the U.S. government should not give one dime: it isn't their money to give and it will only reward failed choices.

Sincerely,

[...]

The U.S. Should Not Help Haiti Earthquake Victims Petition to U.S. Congress, President Obama was created by National Alliance for Liberty and Freedom, a coalition of national libertarian, tea party, objectivist, and Ayn Rand groups and written by Glenn Adamson (glennadamson78@yahoo.com). This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors.

Bolding was mine.

Appalling lack of compassion, utter derangement, and questionable sanity is theirs.

H/t: Musiccitygal, Litzz11

UPDATE: They got a whopping 26 signatures... if you want to call them that (click on image to enlarge)

Adding: I guess I wasn't obvious enough when I said, "if you want to call them that"... meaning, I'm well aware that the signatures are fake. That's why I took a screen grab of them. This whole thing could very well be some lefty mischief.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Losing NY-23 is "what we set out to do—crush the establishment-based GOP candidate”

By GottaLaff


Meet Erick Erickson

We've all heard of Dumb and Dumber. Meet Sick and Sicker:
[Erick] Erickson, who runs the influential Web site RedState.com, drew fire on Wednesday from Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele, after Erickson expressed glee over the outcome of New York’s hotly contested 23rd Congressional District race. With help from Sarah Palin and Dick Armey, Erickson had led the online charge to drive the GOP favorite, Dede Scozzafava, from the race, believing her to be too moderate. Erickson’s preferred candidate went on to lose to a Democrat—handing the GOP its first loss in this Adirondacks-based district in more than 100 years. Erickson nonetheless declared victory, saying he’d done “exactly what we set out to do—crush the establishment-based GOP candidate.”
Hear that establishment-based GOP? I love the smell of Rushpublic civil war in the morning.

Now let's see what kind of guy good ol' Erick McErickErick is:
[A]t times his red-meat rhetoric has gotten him into trouble on the local and national stage. After he wrote on Twitter that retiring Supreme Court Justice David Souter was “the only goatf---ing child molester to ever serve on the Supreme Court,” he told the local Macon Telegraph that he regretted the remark, although he “felt good at the time saying it.”

Erickson said he knows he sometimes crossed the line, “but at the same time you do want to excite and inspire on your own side.”

Thriving on uncivil instant gratification is so mature.

And how reassuring for our country to know that "his side" is excited and inspired by filth.

Imagine if a Democrat had said those words about Scalia.

And then imagine if after we did, we said this:
[...] "I know I’m right,” he said. “I’m talking to my own side, rallying the troops to take action. I want to make things happen. I want to blow things up and get things done.”
Erick is a sad example of the miserable, hateful bunch is trying to breathe life into a dying party. How ironic that he, and those like him, will succeed at nothing more than killing it.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

eBay refuses to allow auction for Roeder’s defense fund

By GottaLaff

Earlier I posted the audio of my appearance on Angie Coiro's radio show discussing my post about this very topic. At that time, as of last night, we weren't sure of eBay's position, although we highly suspected it would be this:

“Based on the details we know about the anticipated listings, we believe these would violate our policy regarding offensive material,” the company said in a statement to The Kansas City Star. “EBay will not permit the items in question to be posted to the eBay site, and they will be removed if they are posted.”

The announcement came the same day that Tiller’s family implored eBay to prevent the auction.

“These materials contain hate messages, glorify violence against abortion doctors who provide constitutionally protected medical services, and instruct on means of violence, including bombing, of abortion clinics,” said Lee Thompson, an attorney for the Tiller family, in a letter sent to eBay on Tuesday and approved by Tiller’s widow, Jeanne Tiller.

“We urge you to deny access to the resources of eBay for this reprehensible and vile ‘auction.’ ”

Done. Good. And expected.

AUDIO: Laffy on the radio talking anti-abortion fundraiser for Dr. Tiller's assassin

By GottaLaff



I was on the Radio Machine with the absolutely wonderful Angie Coiro (on San Francisco's progressive station Green 960) Monday night, discussing the story about anti-choicers raising money on e-Bay for the legal defense of Dr. George Tiller's assassin.

If you missed the Big News, I now have a regular radio spot with her every Friday night at 6:45 Pacific!

I lerves me the Angie; it's like talking to my best friend...

...only in front of thousands and thousands of people.

Okay, I just made myself nervous.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

SCREEN GRAB- Facebook poll: Should Obama be killed?

By GottaLaff

NOTE TO READERS: We so, so appreciate everyone who called the Secret Service to report this incident, and hope that will continue when you spot any other such horrific-itude. With that in mind, if we may, if you appreciate the work we do here (and boy do we work), feel free to donate (click on "make a donation" button on upper right side bar) to TPC to help us continue to do our best for you.

UPDATE #2: THE SECRET SERVICE CALLED ME BACK. GO HERE FOR STORY.

UPDATE:
I called the Secret Service. He thanked me three times, said he'd contact his "weekend" officer. They took the info, they were very glad to have it.

This is NOT okay:


(click on image to enlarge)


Okay, that's it, I've had it.

The hate speech, the threats have gotten completely out of hand. And those who have incited viewers and listeners-- and you know who you are Glenn Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Fox News, etc.-- are responsible for a good part of this horrific activity.

No, it is not "grassroots", not even close. It is a sick, terrifying, dangerous movement toward violence and the worst kind of civil unrest.

The same "party leaders" who get their rocks off by pretending to be macho and exerting their windbaggy, wrongheaded power will one day come to realize that killing is real, not just a word on a Facebook poll, and it's already happened (Dr. Tiller, the census "fed"), and it is final. Real and final.

The only things long and hard about these blowhards (no pun) are their mics. You get rid of those, and these chest-thumping cretins are nothing more than overgrown, uncontrollable, whiny, screeching little toddlers trying to clomp around in grown-up shoes, shoes that they'll never be able to fill. They'll never be men. They are wounded, damaged animals.

Time to tame them. And time to demand that they tame their deranged, diseased herd of blind followers.

H/t: Gr8RDH and billieraven

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Whistleblowers Unveil More ArmorGroup Allegations

By GottaLaff

http://www.motherjones.com/files/resized/files/armorgroup-contractors.300wide.224high.jpg

Original posts here and here.

Class-wise, this group ranks right down there with people like Joe Wilson. Maybe he'd consider signing up? Nah, Wilson could never pass the physical... although he'd most likely be into that whole pee thing:
In a press conference revolving around an unlawful-termination lawsuit filed against ArmorGroup, former senior company officials said ArmorGroup was aware of widespread fraud; intentional use of non-English speaking guards to save money at the expense of embassy security; operations of a shell corporation in order to win contracts intended only for American companies; and even involvement in prostitution — and that the State Department knew about at least some of the company’s illicit practices.
Oy.

Lots and lots more here.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

"Animal House" ArmorGroup Forces Embassy Whistleblower to Resign

By GottaLaff

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By now you're familiar with the "Animal House" style "hazing" that took place in Kabul (original posts here and here).

It looks like the wrong people are being forced out:

How is ArmorGroup responding to the allegations that it's Kabul embassy guards were engaging in a range of unbecoming conduct? The firm has so far declined to issue any comment. Behind the scenes, however, it has taken swift action, though not against those of its employees who engaged in or approved of lewd behavior, humiliating hazing rituals, and other practices that put the embassy at risk. Rather, says the Project on Government Oversight, the company has retaliated against one of the whistleblowers who brought these explosive allegations to the watchdog group's attention:

One of the whistleblowers who helped expose the guard scandal at the U.S. Embassy in Kabul has just been forced to resign after his company—whose client is ArmorGroup, North America (AGNA)—came to believe that he had reached out to D.C. for assistance. The company told POGO that the whistleblower’s resignation was voluntary.

However, information obtained by the Project On Government Oversight (POGO) strongly suggests he was pressured into resigning to avoid being fired, an action often referred to as constructive dismissal.

POGO is deeply concerned about the action allegedly taken against the whistleblower. He is being forced out at a time when three of the supervisors responsible for allowing the misconduct at Camp Sullivan have been allowed to quietly resign and escape accountability. As per our letter to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton of September 1, 2009, POGO calls on the State Department to take immediate action to protect both the physical and employment security of whistleblowers who have stepped forward with allegations of serious misconduct involving ArmorGroup, North America and others.

There is a lot more to read, and I suggest you do.

This is unacceptable on so many levels. The State Department better kick all the right butts on this one, or their credibility will be shot. This entire episode gets more appalling by the day.

It's time to for State to clean up ArmorGroup's act, and their own, immediately.

In fact, it's time to have a serious investigation into these so-called contractors. Blackwater/Xe and ArmorGroup have got to go, and our military needs to go back to doing the work they used to do.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Secretary of State calls for investigation of "Animal House" security contractors

By GottaLaff

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Photos via Gawker. Follow the link for more frat party on crack photos.

Per a presser just now on MSNBC, the State Department is going to send a team to Kabul to investigate the Animal House style "hazing" craziness that I posted about here yesterday.

Liveblog:

The spokesman said they weren't aware of some of the activities, but knew there were issues with language, 14 hour days, employees verging on physical exhaustion. Then the pictures came out, of the groping, the peeing on each other, eating chips out of butt cracks, and everything else I mentioned earlier, including the prostitutes.

So, yes, an investigation has been ordered by Secretary of State Clinton.

But why did it take Gawker to spur an investigation of... security contractors? Why didn't POGO feel that releasing the information elsewhere would get the attention they needed in order to get someone to listen? Sad commentary, if, indeed, they felt the need to resort to Gawker to get this kicked this into the public eye.

Sadder still is what has been taking place at our embassy and how many thousands the guards over at the State Department facilities in Kabul pull in while so many of us can barely scrape up enough money for a mammogram or a life-saving medical procedure.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Security contractors in Afghanistan: Drunken brawls, prostitutes, pee on people, threaten subordinates

By GottaLaff

Will somebody please explain how the administration can justify renewing contracts with Blackwa-- er, Xe-- and now ArmorGroup? Between GmailFail and this, my head is exploding:

Drunken brawls, prostitutes, hazing and humiliation, taking vodka shots out of buttcracks— no, the perpetrators of these Animal House-like antics aren't some depraved frat brothers. They are the private security contractors guarding Camp Sullivan, otherwise known as the US Embassy in Kabul.

Oh, but it's not just hazing, it's "deviant hazing."

Guards have come to POGO with allegations and photographic evidence that some supervisors and guards are engaging in near-weekly deviant hazing and humiliation of subordinates. [...] The lewd and deviant behavior of approximately 30 supervisors and guards has resulted in complete distrust of leadership and a breakdown of the chain of command, compromising security.

Numerous emails, photographs, and videos portray a Lord of the Flies environment. One email from a current guard describes scenes in which guards and supervisors are "peeing on people, eating potato chips out of [buttock] cracks, vodka shots out of [buttock] cracks (there is video of that one), broken doors after drnken [sic] brawls, threats and intimidation from those leaders participating in this activity…." Photograph after photograph shows guards—including supervisors—at parties in various stages of nudity, sometimes fondling each other. These parties take place just a few yards from the housing of other supervisors.

Multiple guards say this deviant hazing has created a climate of fear and coercion, with those who declined to participate often ridiculed, humiliated, demoted, or even fired. The result is an environment that is dangerous and volatile. Some guards have reported barricading themselves in their rooms for fear that those carrying out the hazing will harm them physically. Others have reported that AGNA management has begun to conduct a witch hunt to identify employees who have provided information about this atmosphere to POGO.

Aw, come on, that's not so bad. Remember, BushCo and other Rushpublics claim waterboarding is tantamount to splashing water in someone's face. If torture could be compared to a frat party, so could this, right? Pfft. What's a little peeing between, er, on, friends?

These allegations, and many more, are contained in a letter sent to Secretary of State of Hillary Clinton on Tuesday by the Project on Government Oversight, which has been investigating the embassy security contract held by ArmorGroup North America (a subsidiary of Wackenhut, which is in turn owned by the security behemoth G4S). The contractor was the subject of a congressional probe earlier this summer that found serious lapses in the company's handling of the embassy security contract, which internal State Department documents said left the embassy compound "in jeopardy." Nevertheless, the government opted to extend the company's 5-year, $189 million contract for another year.
Xe what I mean? I think oversight needs a little oversight.
These allegations raise serious questions about why ArmorGroup has been allowed to retain this important contract, which gives the company the responsibility for protecting the lives of the hundreds of diplomats, officials, and others who work within the embassy compound. Also in question is the State Department's ability to provide adequate oversight of contractors under its jurisdiction.
I am refraining from any wisecracks about butt cracks. But I will not refrain from reiterating the seriousness of this insanity. I kid because I'm appalled. This is horrendous, and that these contracts continue to be extended is beyond belief.

I have a feeling that tonight, Keith Olbermann will not be refraining at all.

H/t: David Shuster

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

VIDEO--Protesters: Euthanize ailing Chris Dodd with pills, whiskey

By GottaLaff

From the Dep't. of Crossing the line:



This from the "pro-life" party. More like pro-suicide:

"Barack Obama clearly said, all you should do is take a painkiller. How come we just don't give Chris Dodd painkillers?" shouted one man. "Like a handful of them at a time! He can wash it down with Ted Kennedy's whiskey -- oh excuse me, scotch!"
Snide jokes about Chris Dodd's and Ted Kennedy's struggles with cancer are okay, but "they acted stupidly" monopolizes 400 news cycles. Oh, and let's not forget all that cogent analysis of President Obama's unAmerican beer preferences.

How soon until we the media reports on the cretin in the video ? ::cricket cricket:: Yeah, I thought so.

They should play that video at ever town hall meeting as loudly as possible, right after a few words from a pro-public option cancer patient. Then let's see how gutsy and loud the Corporate Tea Tantrumers are.

Big h/t: Connecticut Man1 who shot the video!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

This was what greeted those who attended Dr. Tiller's vigil in Wichita

By GottaLaff

What is there to say that I haven't already said:



H/t: LiberalChik, Frodofied from Twitter

Saturday, May 16, 2009

"Extreme Repression Force"-- Spain's probe: Gitmo abuse devastating

By GottaLaff

UPDATE: Please Reddit this post, and don't forget to follow the link at the end to read more. It's mandatory that we stay informed, and get the media to pick up on this. Thanks! Love, Laffy

UPDATE #2: I bumped this up. We need to get this around. Again, please Reddit, Tweet the media. This cannot be ignored. It's horrendous, and it's being done in our name.

If this article doesn't justify an investigation BushCo and others, then I don't know what will. Here's a sick little teaser:

The 'Black Shirts' of Guantanamo routinely terrorize prisoners, breaking bones, gouging eyes, squeezing testicles, and 'dousing' them with chemicals. [...]
Omar Deghayes (whose torture began long before he reached Guantánamo, and intensified upon his arrival):
He also described seeing U.S. guards sodomize an African prisoner and alleged guards "forced petrol and benzene up the anuses of the prisoners."

"The camp looked like the Nazi camps that I saw in films."

Had enough? Too bad. Horrifying, twisted, cruel, wrong, illegal, and it all belongs to us:
According to journalist Jeremy Scahill — best known for his investigations of mercenary firm Blackwater (now Xe) — an ongoing Spanish investigation is painting a devastating picture of the brutality exercised by the US military over detainees at Guantanamo and elsewhere.

The investigation focuses in particular on a squad whose standard procedure is to crush even minimal resistance or uncooperativeness by Guantanamo prisoners with a maximum degree of violence. “The force is officially known as the the Immediate Reaction Force or Emergency Reaction Force,” Scahill writes, “but inside the walls of Guantánamo, it is known to the prisoners as the Extreme Repression Force.”

[...] Scahill draws the pieces together, the extent of the deliberate burtality and dehumanization becomes agonizingly apparent.

The IRF teams’ official guidelines indicate that they should use only the minimum amount of force necessary on unruly detainees and should never use force as a method of punishment. However, witnesses tell a very different story. Michael Ratner, the president of the Center for Constitutional Rights, describes the IRF as “Black Shirts” and Clive Stafford Smith, who has represented 50 Guantanamo prisoners, calls them simply “goons.”

It appears that the teams were even directed to create pretexts for brutality where none existed in order to make sure that all the prisoners were fully intimidated.

According to legal expert Scott Horton, the extrajudicial actions of these teams — which include beating prisoners, using attack dogs, rubbing pepper spray directly in their eyes, and leaving them hog-tied and in excruciating pain for hours — were “fully approved” by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld in consultation with the Justice Department.

[...] Stafford Smith does say that “there is photographic evidence.”

Witnesses now state that the abuses have not only continued since Barack Obama became president and called for the closing of Guantanamo but may have actually intensified.

Here's the insane part:

“The sad fact is that the best chance for justice for the victims of U.S. torture may well be an ocean away in Madrid, Spain,” Scahill concludes.

Please make yourself read the rest of the very gory details here. Then explain why we shouldn't prosecute.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Rush Limbaugh "bends over" backwards for Sarah Palin

By GottaLaff

From the September 16 broadcast of Premiere Radio Networks' The Rush Limbaugh Show:

LIMBAUGH: I'll tell you what this Troopergate's all about. I'm going to tell you exactly what it's all about. It's about the good ol' boys of Alaska being upset that a woman had upset the apple cart, got rid of Murkowski, got rid of the other Republican opponent in the primary. This is all about the good ol' boys of Alaska saying, "We're not going to sit here and be run by a damn woman. We're going to take care of it. We're going to take this woman -- " That's all this is. And of course this guy's working with -- doesn't matter.

When the boys don't like the girl, Democrat and Republican boys will line up, and then they'll fight each other later after they get rid of the girl. And that's exactly what is happening here. This is pure sexism in Alaska on the part of these old boys trying to get rid of Sarah Palin, and she didn't put up with it, and she didn't bend over and let them have their way.

She got rid of this guy -- he -- it's amazing he hung on as long as he did, and in fact, this whole thing -- she released the emails and some documents about this yesterday. A clear case of insubordination.

One: They released only a few e-mails, the ones that they thought would favor Palin. Two: Limbaugh has a very special affinity for the phrase "bend over":
[O]n June 23, Limbaugh stated that "Democrats will bend over, grab the ankles, and say 'Have your way with me'" to African-Americans and gays. Additionally, on July 14, 2005, while discussing then-Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman's plans to apologize for his party's notorious Southern Strategy at the annual convention of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), Limbaugh said that in reaching out to the NAACP, "Republicans are going to go bend over and grab the ankles."
I don't even want to begin to imagine what his childhood was like.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Snark alert: Republican Convention Schedule Leaked

By GottaLaff

It's pretty, er, blunt, but what the hell, I'm in a mood:

7:00 pm – Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution
7:15 pm – Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave
7:35 pm – "The Pleasures of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig
8:35 pm - Transvestite Ann Coulter – "My Life as a Man"
8:55 pm – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – Ohio Rep. Bob Ney
9:05 pm – Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley " Joys with Young Boys"
9:25 pm – Oliver North – " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"
9:40 pm – Bill O' Reilly – " The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"
10:00 pm – Gay sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm – Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.
10:35 pm – N.R.A. President hosts an assault rifle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm – President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.
11:15 pm – Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm – Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab
11: 45 pm – Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham
12:20 am – Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy – Lock picking secrets
12: 40 am – Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz – "How to lie your Country into a War"
1:00 am – Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay – "Tips on Money Laundering"
1:15 am – Hookers arrive for after party

H/t: My pal Jeff Stein

Plot to Kill Obama: Shoot From High Vantage Point

By GottaLaff

Sick, demented, scary, horrendous
:

Denver's U.S. attorney is expected to speak on Tuesday afternoon about the arrests of four people suspected in a possible plot to shoot Barack Obama at his Thursday night acceptance speech in Denver. All are being held on either drug or weapons charges.

One of those suspects spoke exclusively to CBS4 investigative reporter Brian Maass from inside the Denver City Jail late Monday night and said his friends had discussed killing Obama.

"So your friends were saying threatening things about Obama?" Maass asked.

"Yeah," Nathan Johnson replied.

"It sounded like they didn't want him to be president?"

"Well, no," Johnson said.

Maass reported earlier Monday that one of the suspects told authorities they were "going to shoot Obama from a high vantage point using a ... rifle ... sighted at 750 yards."

Law enforcement sources told Maass that one of the suspects "was directly asked if they had come to Denver to kill Obama. He responded in the affirmative."
Okay, I'm officially nauseous.
Sources told CBS4 police found two high-powered, scoped rifles in the car along with camouflage clothing, walkie-talkies, wigs, a bulletproof vest, a spotting scope, licenses in the names of other people and 44 grams of methamphetamine. One of the rifles is listed as stolen from Kansas. [...]

"Clearly we feel that there are federal implications -- otherwise we would not have notified those agencies," Dudley said Monday night. "The weapons clearly would cause great concern."

Subsequently authorities went to the Cherry Creek Hotel in Glendale to contact an associate of Gartrell's. But that man, identified as Shawn Robert Adolph, 33, who was wanted on numerous warrants, jumped out of a sixth floor hotel window. Law enforcement sources say Adolph broke an ankle in the fall and was captured moments later. Sources say he had a handcuff ring and was wearing a swastika, and is thought to have ties to white supremacist organizations.

Nathan Johnson, 32, an associate of Gartrell and Adolph, was also arrested Sunday morning. He told authorities that the two men had "planned to kill Barack Obama at his acceptance speech."

"He don't belong in political office. Blacks don't belong in political office. He ought to be shot," Johnson told Maass.

"Do you think they were really plotting to kill Obama?" Maass asked.

"I don't want to say yes, but I don't want to say no," he said. [...]

The Secret Service, FBI, ATF and the joint terrorism task force are all investigating the alleged plot. Dudley didn't say what tied the men together but said more arrests were possible.

Officials with the U.S. Attorney's office in Denver said they do not believe there is a credible threat to Obama or the convention.

"It's premature to say that it was a valid threat or that these folks have the ability to carry it out," said a U.S. government official familiar with the investigation.
How reassuring.

H/t: JoeInGeneva

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