By GottaLaff
Who's up for a good old fashioned bake sale to raise funds an anti-choice assassin ?
Weeee!
An Army of God manual. A prison cookbook compiled by a woman doing time for abortion clinic bombings and arsons. An autographed bullhorn.
These are among the items that abortion foes plan to auction on eBay and other Web sites in a fundraiser for Scott Roeder, the Kansas City man charged with killing Wichita abortion doctor George Tiller.
Nothing says pro-life like supporting a murderer, right boys and girls?
An eBay official said the auction was unusual.
Gee, ya think?
The company would not reveal whether eBay would permit the auction to launch.
“EBay does not allow listings that promote or glorify violence, hate, racial or religious intolerance, or items that encourage, promote, facilitate or instruct others to engage in illegal activity,” the company said in a statement.
I kinda think this qualifies. What's eBay waiting for, an arrest warrant?
But these aren't just ordinary items, nosireebob! These include drawings by the killer himself! Autographed drawings! I wonder if the medium was blood.
Regina Dinwiddie, a Kansas City anti-abortion activist, who signed the bullhorn:
“They’re wonderful pencil art drawings,” she said. “They were done in jail.”
Woweekazowee, who could ask for more?
“It has David with a slingshot in one hand and the head of Goliath in his other hand and the name ‘Tiller’ on Goliath’s forehead,” she said. “On the corpse on the ground, it says ‘child-murdering industry.’ ”
How could God possibly disapprove? Why, that there is a sanctified holy, guh-lorious Prison Pic, signed by the smiter his own self. Yeehaw!
Other user-friendly donations include:
An Army of God manual, an underground publication for anti-abortion militants that describes dozens of ways to shut down clinics, including bombing. [...]
“I plan to cover up the offending eight pages of bomb recipes and instead insert a note saying that in order to avoid legal problems, we advise our bomb-loving friends to seek their bomb recipes in a U.S. Army Manual, which is approved by the Justice Department,” the donor said.
And here we thought these saintly do-gooders weren't law-abiding. They sure should us!
But wait! There's more!
[A] collection of recipes compiled in prison by Shelley Shannon, the Oregon woman who shot and wounded Tiller in 1993 and was later convicted in a series of abortion clinic arsons and bombings. [...]
One recipe is for prison cheesecake [...]
Mmm, mmm, good! Who could resist something as yummy as Clinic Bomber's Cheesecake? I wonder if they're anything like Pro-Life Cupcakes...
Let's not forget Mr. Bullhorn. That's up for grabs, too! Some lucky ducky will be the ecstatic recipient of that extra special, hand-signed little stocking stuffer! Peace! Joy to the world! Let us pray...
The bullhorn autographed by Dinwiddie is similar to those she used when protesting outside abortion clinics.
“My original ones have all been confiscated by police,” Dinwiddie said, “but I’ll have a signed one, since I was the only person in the whole world that’s ever had an injunction against a bullhorn.”
Don'tcha just love one-of-a-kind gifts like that? So special. So thoughtful. So her.
Ooo! Ooo! Who wants to curl up with a good book about violence? Tommy? SueSue?
Michael Bray, an Ohio activist who spent four years in prison for the firebombings of abortion-related facilities on the East Coast in the 1980s, is donating an autographed copy of his book, “A Time to Kill.” The book is described as “an ethical treatise on the use of force in defense of the child in the womb.”
A real page-turner, huh? It's so very reassuring to see how precious life is to these generous souls.
And imagine the excitement over at the Roeder house!
Roeder said in a phone interview that he was excited about the auction.
I bet he's just hopping foot to foot with anticipation. Isn't that just like him?
To read more about these caring, empathetic, life-embracing angels, go
here.UPDATE: I'll be on the Angie Coiro Show (on San Francisco's progressive station Green 960) tomorrow night at 6:15 pm Pacific to talk about this.