Wowee wow wow, that's like U2 erm, Miley Cyrus* speed! They're already on Ebay at $500 for 4.
Reserved seats for the US presidential inauguration parade have sold out within one minute of being put on sale, the ticket company has said.*I'm old.
More then 90% of the 5,000 seats available along the parade route in Washington were sold online.
The tickets cost $25 (£16) each - but some went on to reappear on internet sites at much higher prices.
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The tickets that went on sale on Friday were for stands that line the route Mr Obama and his vice-president, Joe Biden, will take between the US Capitol and the White House.
Sales began at 1300 (1800 GMT) and went "blazingly fast", Albert Lopez, a spokesman for sales company Ticketmaster, said.
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