Burris Loses Court Case

By GottaLaff

We've got the next episode of our soap opera. What next, "Blagojevich the Musical"?

The Illinois Supreme Court rejected former Attorney General Roland Burris' motion to force the Illinois Secretary of State to co-sign Burris' appointment form.

The missing signature was the main reason Senate Democrats refused to allow him to take his seat in the U.S. Senate earlier this week.

Capitol Fax: "The ball is now in US Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's, um, court. Reid has said that the rule requiring the secretary of state to co-sign has never been waived in the history of the Senate. So, he'll have to back off that as well if Burris is to be seated."

"The Roland Horror Picture Show"? "HarrySpray"? "Sweeney Rod"?

I'm done now.