Headline-O'-The-Day: Guy who's probably seen Wolf Blitzer's sack to be next Surgeon General

By GottaLaff

We're already aware that Sanjay Gupta is likely to become the next Surgeon General, but this was the most unique announcement to date:

Guy who's probably seen Wolf Blitzer's sack to be next Surgeon General

Paints quite a picture, doesn't it?

H/t: Ellen