McCain Didn't Cheat..... Because He's A Former POW

No really, Nicole "I loves me some Dubya" Wallace really did say that, like on the record and stuff. From some actual coverage from the NYT-

Nicolle Wallace, a spokeswoman for Mr. McCain, said on Sunday night that Mr. McCain had not heard the broadcast of the event while in his motorcade and heard none of the questions. “The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,” Ms. Wallace said.