Friday "OMG Where Is The Text!!" Linkage

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Legal dispute among The Doors nears end

Positive thinkers 'avoid cancer'

Chicago Tribune: Jackson eclipsed in the age of Obama
For most of Jesse Jackson's life, his trademark declaration — "I am somebody!" — has been self-evident. But not so much anymore. The rise of Barack Obama and a surge of young leaders in the civil rights movement are raising questions about how big a somebody Jackson really is these days.

Medicare hid fraud, report says

Demolition derbies take hit from high scrap prices

Denver Post: Covert ads pour into state
Even given Colorado's role as a key state in the battle for control of the U.S. Senate, veteran political observers say they are startled by the furious clip of negative advertising now pouring into the state, with total ad buys surpassing $8 million on Thursday.

Man uses Barbie fishing rod to make record catch

Undecided voter? There may be no such thing

NY Times: At Rally, Finding Clinton’s Aid to Obama Too Tepid
Minutes after pushing through the rope line to thank Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton for “all that you do,” Robin Shaffer said she was worried.