Surprise! Cindy McCain and Rudy gave away the surprise

By GottaLaff

Hey, gang! Let's have a surprise party! You tell Birthday Person, I'll gather his/her friends! Then, let Birthday Person know just before we all jump out and yell "surprise!" so that they don't look too silly. 'K? 'K.

Moments ago, the McCain campaign press office sent out the following press release:

MEDIA ADVISORY
Mrs. Cindy McCain to Make Surprise Visit to Volunteers at Orlando Victory Office in Orlando, Florida

For Immediate Release
Friday, October 24, 2008

ARLINGTON, VA – The McCain-Palin presidential campaign today announced Mrs. Cindy McCain and Mayor Rudy Giuliani will make a surprise visit to volunteers at the Orlando Victory Office on Saturday, October 25^th in Orlando, FL.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

ORLANDO, FLORIDA

WHO: Mrs. Cindy McCain

Mayor Rudy Giuliani

WHAT: Surprise Visit to Volunteers at Orlando Victory Office

WHEN: Saturday, October 25, 2008 at 6:50 p.m. EDT

WHERE: Orlando Victory Office
234 S. Semoran Blvd.
Orlando, FL 32807

The obvious question is: If it’s supposed to be a surprise, wouldn’t it make sense to just show up at the Orlando office? How surprised do you suppose the volunteers would be now?

Of course, you wouldn’t want Cindy McCain and Rudy Giuliani to show their gratitude to all the hard-working volunteers without any TV cameras present.

Okay, ready gang? Ready Birthday Person? 1. 2. 3. SURPRISE!

Hey, why didn't Birthday Person look startled?