Gramm-pa McCain disputes election plan report

By GottaLaff

I guess this was all wrong:

A McCain aide says:

"He'll speak outdoors on the lawn in front of backlit Camelback mountains -- it will be beautiful -- and 2000 plus people will be out there with him. The rest of the guests will be in ballrooms and overflow tents with widescreen TV's."

Ahhhh, backlighting. Who could ask for more? Silhouetting Gramm-pa's little round noggin is more than anyone could ever ask for.