IWRC* Palin Guarantees Win in Pennsylvania

By GottaLaff

Now how could IWRC* "guarantee" a win? Hmmm. Think. Think. ::waves hand wildly:: I know! I know! Election fraud!

“And I hope Joe [Namath] won’t mind if I paraphrase him some in this state, his home state, Pennsylvania, with your help, we’re going to win this state. I guarantee it,” Palin said to wild applause.

What if they lose the state? Will the voters get their money back?

*"In What Respect, Charlie?"