Friday, October 24, 2008

Undecideds-- To quote Seinfeld, "Who ARE these people?"

By GottaLaff

Undecideds

From this week's New Yorker:

"I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. 'Can I interest you in the chicken?' she asks. 'Or would you prefer the platter of sh** with bits of broken glass in it?'

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked."

Laughter is the best medicine.

H/t: Bucky

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