John Sidney Bush snubs George Walker Bush’s fundraising dinner

By GottaLaff
Awww, somebody not happy being a cloney-woney?

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) will not attend President Bush’s fundraising dinner for congressional candidates in another indication that the GOP nominee is distancing himself from the man he wants to replace.

McCain’s campaign did not comment but the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) confirmed that the Arizona senator will not attend the annual event, which will take place on June 18.

I suppose I can see his point. If he were to go, they might confuse him for the other George W. Bush, and Georgie W would throw things and tantrum and stomp off. Then the donors would be left with John Sidney Bush as the guest speaker, which would result in an abrupt and rowdy group stampede for the nearest exit. The caterers would be furious.