Gonzo gets a job!

By GottaLaff

Whose former Attorney General finally found work all-l-l by himself? Bill Clinton's? No-o-o. Jimmy Carter's? No again! George W. Bush's? Bingo! You get a cookie! And who's our wittle former A.G.? Who's our wittle moron? Gonzo is! My stars, looky how he's grown!

Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, who was forced from his job amid a controversy over the firings of federal prosecutors, has been hired to provide assistance to a special master on a patent case.

What a big boy he is! That's quite a step down, er up, from Attorney General of the whole U. S. of A.! He gets to be the assistant to a special master! Not just an ordinary master, nonono, a special one! Because that's just the kind of subservient little lad Gonzo is!

And he's not helping on just any old case, like, oh-h-h, say-y-y a Millennium Bomber. Nosireebob. This is a real live patent case! Wowzers! You can't beat that for excitement.

The New York Times reported April 13 that Gonzales had been unable to find a full-time job since leaving office in August in the wake of a scandal involving the firing of nine federal prosecutors. His lawyer didn't immediately return a call for comment.

Well, well, well, good for Gonzo the Wonder Assistant. The way things are going, his next job will be as a gofer in a mail room somewhere... if they'll have him.

H/t: Bucky