Tomorrow's RW meme today: "Liberal" May Day Riot!

How they equate Anarchists with Liberals/Progressives I don't know... but they do. Aren't they always whining about how we love "Mommy Government"? Yep, totally makes sense that we'd join up with a "movement" that wants no government, no authority. I detest how these little idjits reflect on us by default. But we will be hearing about this tomorrow.

SANTA CRUZ - A large group of protesters demonstrating at a May Day rally for worker's and immigrant rights downtown broke off into a riot vandalizing about a dozen businesses around 10:30 p.m. Saturday, police said.

Many in the group were carrying makeshift torches as they marched, breaking storefront windows and writing "anarchist graffiti" on buildings, according to Capt. Steve Clark. Many businesses sustained multiple broken windows including very large storefront windows at Urban Outfitters and The Rittenhouse building. Police believe at least 15 businesses suffered damage.

The violence was initiated from a group holding a rally at the town clock for May Day. Windows at Jamba Juice and Velvet Underground were left shattered and graffiti including anarchy signs were tagged onto buildings.
Because of the size and violent demeanor of the crowd, Santa Cruz police asked for help from all agencies in the county to break up the riot. At one point, protesters lit a fire on the porch of Caffe Pergolesi and blocked access to firefighters, officers said. Police were able to clear out the demonstrators before more damage was caused.

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"The damage that was caused was without purpose," Clark said. "It was senseless violence that victimized a community who cannot afford to be victimized in this manner. This did nothing to add credit to whatever they believed their cause was."

Don't even get me started on the so called "anarchists". Stupid little punk ass whiners, thinking they're all that with their (gasp) black clothes and even MOHAWKS!!! How utterly original. Bet you guys even get high and plot to take over the world? Make loud aggressive music on shoddy instruments? Who woulda thunk.


I'm sure all this aggression comes from the huge spanking I gave some little snotty git at Comcast today, but hey, I won. You don't want to mess with a woman who once wore a dress made out of black stockings and pink baby diaper safety pins, ya little shits.

Condom sent to Democrat who voted for health care bill

They are sooo classy.

Washington (CNN) - Rep. Betty McCollum, D-Minnesota, was one of several members of Congress who reported receiving obscene and threatening letters after voting for the health care reform bill passed by Democrats on Sunday.

But her spokeswoman told CNN that inside one letter received Thursday was a condom, removed from its original packaging.

McCollum's spokeswoman Maria Reppas said Thursday that the congresswoman's district office in St. Paul received the condom in an envelope dated March 23, along with an anonymous typed letter reading: "Betty McCollum you've been dry f***** by the liberal party."

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Her office also reported receiving part of a shredded American flag doused in gasoline and a typed letter addressed to McCollum, Rep. Keith Ellison, Sen. Amy Klobuchar and Sen. Al Franken - all Democrats from Minnesota.

"Each of you receives part of a shredded American flag," the letter read. "It represents Obama and your liberal filth. Open the bag, it's covered in the stench you've brought to our government ... Because of you, we are now a country of dirt, shame, corruption and slime."

Hawaii gets persistent requests for Obama birth certificate - State DOH still gets up to 50 requests a month for certificate

What a waste of time and money. Dumbasses.

More than a year after his historic election, requests for President Obama's birth certificate continue to pour into the state's understaffed Health Department from people on the Mainland who refuse to believe he was born in Honolulu in 1961.

In an attempt to stem the flow of requests, the agency recently set up a special page on its Web site devoted to the issue of Obama's birth certificate and who is eligible to get the records.

But the requests for the president's birth certificate keeping coming at a rate of 40 to 50 a month, according to Health Department spokeswoman Janice Okubo, who has been handling the requests since Obama became a serious presidential candidate in 2008.

"They're spurred on by these 'birther' blogs who direct them to bombard the Health Department even though they have no legitimate right to the information," Okubo said.

"They've been misled to believe that the state of Hawai'i gives out birth information to anyone who requests it, but really our law protects birth information. We're entrusted with protecting people's vital records. To open them up would mean opening them up to identity theft and other types of concerns."

State law allows birth certificates to be issued to family members, legal guard- ians, representatives of a person's estate, or by court order or other legal purposes.

Okubo said those who have been requesting Obama's birth certificate don't meet the legal standards.

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When Okubo told one writer they did not have a right to Obama's birth certificate because they were not related to the president, the person wrote back saying they, indeed, had a common ancestor.

"They said they have a tangible right to his birth certificate because they're descended from Adam," Okubo said, referring to the biblical figure. "We told them they need to provide some type of legal documentation."

Now doesn't that explain it all. Oh, and here is the special page they had to set up for all the dumbass birthers.

Dorky Baby Conservatives Just Trying To Embarass Landrieu

David Shuster is down in NOLA reporting on this and is what he is saying. Plus, Jughead there tweeted about it last night, breaking his gag order. These guys aren't that smart. More from TPM here.

A law enforcement official told NBC News that the four men were not trying to intercept or wiretap the calls.

Instead the men, led by O'Keefe, wanted to see how her staff would respond if the phones were inoperative, the official said.

They were apparently motivated by local criticism of Landrieu — some voters reportedly felt it was too difficult to get through to her office to register their views.

Survey: Miami Full of Hot, Dumb People

Just a loving shout out to my former home town. I can attest to the survey being pretty accurate, the only thing I would quibble with is that there has been and still is a very robust artistic/theatre community.

(CBS) A survey of 30 cities conducted by Travel and Leisure magazine ranked Miami number one for attractive people, but 29th for intelligence, followed only by Las Vegas.

"In Miami, you see nothing but good looking people," Scott Piccininni of Ft. Lauderdale told CBS affiliate WFOR-Miami.

Apparently you also see nothing but people with low intelligence. The city's rankings in other categories may have something to do with that. Miami scored low on theater, museums and historic monuments in the survey.

It also ranked 27th for friendliness, beating out Washington, D.C., Los Angeles and, of course, New York.

Video- Media Matters' Frisch explains how the "right-wing noise machine" ran with the GOP's health care chart

That chart is the stupidest thing I've seen in years.

May I just say

for the record, that I can say beer, butt and trashcan in Polish, but am in no way fluent. Dumbass.

Added- HA! Seems General Petraeus has been hiding his secret Mooslim roots also and such.

Video- O'Reilly: "The left sees white men as a problem"

Nope, but we definitely don't see them as the answer there Billo.

Video- Stephen Baldwin on Fox News: "When it comes to President Obama, all I can say is, 'Jive Talkin'"

Sounds like The Lesser Baldwin is tired of being ignored. Dumbass.

Joe The Plumber Admits He Knows “Little” About EFCA, Gets Jeered By Workers

Oh how sweet. The dumbass admits he hasn't even read the bill. Oy. Via Greg-

Oof. Looks like Joe the Plumber’s campaigning against the Employee Free Choice Act in Pennsylvania didn’t go so well.

Mr. Plumber, whose appearances were organized by the anti-EFCA group Americans for Prosperity, admitted he knew “little” about the legislation after being confronted with questions at one of the events yesterday in Harrisburg by a Pennsylvania progressive group. He was also heckled by dozens of Pennsylvania union workers, according to a local report.

And after his rough time in Harrisburg, he skipped a subsequent rally in Philadelphia, according to union officials who were there.

Here’s some video of the grilling Mr. Plumber took from the group, Keystone Progress, which prompted the irritated plumber to respond: “I know a little about a lot of things. But I don’t know a lot about everything.”…

Pressed on the specifics of the law, Mr. Plumber repeatedly refused to answer, and finally lost his cool, telling his questioner: “Drop it, brother, drop it. I never said I was an expert, man.”

L-Word loses its sting

It never scared me before. Via Taegan-

The New York Times notes "that 'socialist' has supplanted 'liberal' as the go-to slur among much of a conservative world confronting a one-two-three punch of bank bailouts, budget blowouts and stimulus bills. Right-leaning bloggers and talk radio hosts are wearing out the brickbat. Senate and House Republicans have been tripping over their podiums to invoke it. The S-bomb has become as surefire a red-meat line at conservative gatherings as 'Clinton' was in the 1990s and 'Pelosi' is today."

House Dems Say Not So Fast

Dumbasses.

Senate negotiators Wednesday postponed a conference committee meeting to nail down a $789 billion stimulus package after House Democrats, unhappy with spending cuts in the compromise legislation, failed to show up.

"House Democrats don't like this bill," Rep. Joe Barton, Texas Republican and ranking minority member on the House Energy and Commerce Committee, told reporters in the meeting room. "This [meeting] was supposed to start 30 minutes ago, and none of them are here."

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Moments later, Sen. Daniel Inouye, Hawaii Democrat and chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee, announced a postponement of the bargaining session. He said that House Democratic leaders just then were being briefed on details of the package.

A headline not worthy of the Washington Post

OMG, next they'll be all, "BREAKING- Water is WET!" Dumbasses.

Some Conservatives Fear Obama Adivsers Lean Too Far Left

I don't seem to remember the WaPo being concerned about Bush's adivsers leaning too far right.

Fox 5 Buys Second Loaded Blackberry from McCain Campaign

By GottaLaff

Oh noes! Not another Big Oops! Imagine this kind of carelessness had ::shudder:: Gramm-pa been elected president and been responsible for the entire nation's security:

Personal information for a former Virginia Governor is one of more than 300 'contacts' listed inside a second Blackberry phone purchased by FOX 5 during a fire sale at the McCain-Palin headquarters this week. [...]

FOX 5 has bought a second phone from the McCain campaign which contains even more information: photos from the Republican Convention, a personal calendar for campaign events leading up to the campaign, and more than 260 'contacts' full of personal emails, phone numbers and addresses for McCain supporters.

Included in those numbers was the personal cell phone number for former Virginia Governor Jim Gilmore.

FOX 5 called Gilmore on his cell phone.

“It makes me quite uncomfortable,” he says, because, “it’s a matter of principle. I gave that information to McCain headquarters and to have it sold is bothersome.”

"Bothersome"? As in, "Revelations of felonious behavior can be so 'bothersome', can't they..."? Or, "Affairs in public bathroom stalls are so 'bothersome', aren't they..."?

We’ve also started to receive emails from people claiming to have also purchased a Blackberry phones full of private campaign information. One man told us the info on his phone was “mind blowing.”

"Mind blowing"? As in Rod Blagojevich mind-blowing? Mark Foley mind-blowing? Richard Nixon mind-blowing? Choosing Also Palin as a running mate mind-blowing?

The McCain campaign told FOX 5, “It was an unfortunate staff error and procedures are being put in place to ensure all information is secure."

"Unfortunate staff error"? As in, "Oops! I hope they don't share those nuclear secrets..."? Or, "Oh great. Now I'll have to give up my coke habit..."?

“You don't know who got this information,” he says. “There's possible harassment. And there's an enormous amount of campaign intelligence that shouldn't be sold for such a low-value."

Now that's bothersome. The profit margin was way too low. Damn. Never mind that pesky recession. Better up the price next time.

Congress's First 'Unwed Mother'

Oh lordy. So nice that K-Lo is concern trolling now, but when it was a 16 y/o it was considered a "personal family matter". Wonder how many congressmen have become unwed fathers while in office?

Over at National Review's "The Corner," K-Lo calls it a "cultural indicator:" Congresswoman Linda Sanchez, D-Calif., will likely become Congress's first unwed mother, or single mom, if you prefer.

As reported by the Washington Post's Reliable Source, Sanchez -- with help from her "unofficial fiancé" Jim Sullivan -- is "poised to become only the eighth congresswoman in history to have a baby while in office -- and the first to do so while single....The two are 'unofficially engaged,' she says, and looking to buy a house. They will plan a wedding later -- but at her age, she says, planning a baby couldn't wait."