By GottaLaff
(this should say "worst", but I had no time to edit)Because Cheney has so much credibility, let's take everything he says extra seriously, starting with this: The terrorists are gonna get us, because President Obama is weak and wants to help them get us, so
they're gonna get us! The Obama administration's new policies on Guantanamo Bay prison and the treatment of detainees makes it more likely a terrorist attack against the United States will succeed, former Vice President Dick Cheney said Tuesday. In an interview with Politico, the former vice president issued a stringent defense of the Bush administration's record on the war on terror, and said he worries the President Obama has already made the country more vulnerable.
But Bush and the Nation of Dick didn't. Nah. Let's count the ways they didn't make us more vulnerable: On their watch, we were attacked. On their watch, we tortured innocent people. On their watch, we couldn't obtain vital information, because torture produces lies. On their watch, we our economy tanked. On their watch, we shredded the Constitution. On their watch, we lost credibility with the entire world. Yeah, right, and it's Obama's who's going to get us killed.
“When we get people who are more concerned about reading the rights to an Al Qaeda terrorist than they are with protecting the United States against people who are absolutely committed to do anything they can to kill Americans, then I worry,” Cheney said in the interview published Wednesday.
That old talking point? Again? Really?
Cheney also predicted the Obama administration is likely to backtrack on its pledge to end coercive interrogation techniques, since the protection of the United States from terrorists is a "tough, mean, dirty, nasty business.”
"These are evil people. And we’re not going to win this fight by turning the other cheek," he said.
Evildoers. Fear. Noun, verb, 9/11. Here's an idea, Dick: Go Cheney yourself.
In the interview, Cheney suggested Obama was irresponsibly adhering to “campaign rhetoric,” and called Guantanamo Bay a “first-class program.”
If that's "first class", I'd hate to see coach.