"Track"ing Bristol Palin's MySpace file

By GottaLaff

(This entry can be found enlarged and readable here)

Rather than plaster this post with gory details of Bristol's MySpace entries and other documentation, I'll link, and you take a peek for yourself. The files are pdf formatted, so it's easier that way.

The Gawker piece includes the following:

[R]evelations that Sarah Palin had previously accused her daughter of being pregnant and that Bristol's brother [Track] once told their mother that Bristol was a "stoner."

I'm tucking my snarkage away for now and saving it for another post. Ripping into a teenager isn't too appetizing; however, mocking Mommy Dearest, the supposed fine, upstanding, god-fearin' adult who taught her daughter everything she knows and proselytizes, is much more entertaining, even addicting.

And speaking of 2012, if those screen shots/quotes are as authentic as they seem, Shooty McMouthOff's family values, and Mother of the Year "you betcha" image, need some serious revamping.

This link takes you to (pdf) screen grabs of her MySpace pages.

I'll leave you with this Ezra Klein Tweet:

Note to Bristol Palin: "Tight" doesn't mean what you think it means. At least not in California.

Note to Shooty: "Abstinence" doesn't mean what you think it means. At least not in your own family.