Michael Steele demands more delegates 'of color'

By GottaLaff

That whacky, zany Michael Steele. He must have taken a gander at this. But hey, he's nobody's fool, nosireebob, he calls it as he sees it. The Rushpublics have a problem? Poof! Michael Aluminuminum will solve it. What a sly, wily ol' leader he is:

Republican National Chairman Michael Steele is urging Florida Republicans to send delegates who “look like Florida” to the next GOP National Convention.

“Could you help a brother out? No more national conventions with 36 people of color in the room,” Steele told fellow Republicans on Monday, according to the Miami Herald.

He's right. The goal should be to get that number to shoot right up to at least 37. Okay, with a little luck and elbow grease, 38. I doubt they'll be able to do better than that though, so let's keep things realistic.

“Please send some folks to the convention that look like Florida,” he implored.

They want people who look like this?

No comment.

Steele told Republicans that it was “time to get busy” and fight back against Democrats who have been building on a voter registration edge in Florida.

“We want to turn around those voter registration numbers. We want to turn around the turnout. And we want to keep Florida competitive for the Republican Party and not cede any ground, any area or any vote to the Democrats,” he said.

Here's an idea: Start coming up with actual, you know, ideas. Inclusive, constructive, 21st century ones. Yeah. Start there.