VIDEO-- Levi Johnston: The Palins are "lying"

By GottaLaff

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When we last left the Team Palin, Shooty McMouthOff was super ultra huffy-puffy indignant, harshly and very publicly slapping Levi Johnston upside the head for discussing details of his and Bristol's sex life on Tyra Banks' Very Revelatory Tee Vee Couch-O'-Horrors. Er, the sex life wasn't on The Couch, that took place elsewhere. The details were, see, and... Never mind.

Today's "Stomach" episode: "The Family Feud", in which young Levi claims that his family is not white trash:



Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As the Stomach Turns," in which we find Shooty McMouthOff preaching abstinence, claiming that Bristol's pregnancy, as well as all five of her own, were the result of immaculate conception. See you then!