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By GottaLaff

Via Blogenfreude:

Small Country 4 Sale - €4.2 trillion Euros OBO

Located N. Atlantic Ocean, pop. 320,000; 285,274 BR; 279,305 FB; 102,992 HB; 103,000 sq. km. lot. Excellent loc. due to global warming; first world infrastructure w/ old world charm. Extras include abundant geothermal energy, great fish stocks, and Bjork. Recently 4th most productive country in world. All reasonable offers considered. Payment methods acceptable: rubles, euros, MC, Visa, Diners Club. No personal checks, no dollar-denominated offers. Ask for Mr. Grimsson.

Oh, BlogenScamp, you blogger, you.