Video- Wallace calls Obama tea party comments "height of condescension," cites dubious GOP stats to call his comments "not true"

This is their straight news guy, reading off the GOP Talking Points Memo. Yeah.

Video- Sunday Loon Watch: Republicans start counting their November chickens

Here's hoping these guys are very disappointed in the fall. Via Jed.

Video- Chris Wallace: 'Joe Scarborough Lives Out Where the Trolleys Don't Run At Night'

Hell, Joe ran out of colleagues on MSNBC to feud with so now he has to go off channel**. But Rachel got him first and best. Too funny.

**Holy crap, Dylan Ratigan is now going after Beck. They're going to stop reporting the news soon and just ding each other all day.

Video- Awkward! Fox & Friends Confronts Wallace Over His "Hope" That Palin Would "Sit On [His] Lap"

Via Media Matters. Love to see people like him squirm. Backstory and original video of what he said here.

VIDEO: Fox's Chris Wallace hopes Palin will sit on his lap

By GottaLaff

Will Barbie McLipSchmutz complain about being a "mere sexed-up object"? The answer is no. No, she won't:



Looks like Rich Lowry had some competition now. Remember this?

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Video- McConnell Vows to Stall Health Care Bill With a Lot of Amendments Over a Lot of Weeks

Not even pretending any more. Vid via Heather.

VIDEO: Fox's Chris Wallace catches Rudy Giuliani's blunder, but not his own

By GottaLaff

Of all people, Chris Wallace zaps Mr. Noun-Verb-9/11's flip-flopitude. How bracing!

Sidebar: I caught an interesting slip of the tongue by Wallace at about :39, too. Listen carefully:



Apparently, according to Rudy, "we are exactly who we say we are, a nation of war"... Well, according to Rudy and the Bush crime family.

Video- Limbaugh compares himself to Paul Revere and predicts Obama will be a one-term President

Gosh, seems so unlikely from a guy that Chris Wallace calls "sweet" and "vulnerable". Pffiff.

Video- Media Matters: Fox "News" vs. Fox "Opinion"

Devastating. I'd love to know what Wallace thinks about this. Once again, killer job by Media Matters.

Video- Chris Wallace: Obama not appearing on Fox News because of "pettiness" and "childishness"

VIDEO-- Fox's Chris Wallace: "Honey, I shrunk [the Republican] party"

By GottaLaff

The quote comes at about 3:15:

Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) and Senator John Ensign (R-NV) appeared on Fox News Sunday to discuss how the Senate’s seats will be divided, and if there will be a filibuster-proof majority on the hands of Democrats. [...]

Wallace [...] asked Senator John Ensign if he could explain why the Republican Party seems to be getting smaller. “Senator Ensign, it sounds like a Disney movie, ‘Honey, I shrunk the party,” said Wallace.

Shrinkage strikes again.

VIDEO-- Snark attack! Shepard Smith re: Glenn Beck special: "It's bigger than O'Reilly"

By GottaLaff

Snark-infested video, brought to you by... Shep Smith?

Tonight, Glenn Beck is hosting a life special to assure his conservative followers, “You are not alone.” While purporting to promote the special, Fox’s Shep Smith repeatedly mocked Beck and the program, admitting that although he watches Beck’s show, he doesn’t listen to it. Smith also pointed to a giant satellite truck parked outside and wondered if it was for Beck’s “ego.” Chris Wallace told Smith he must be jealous.

Beck has to reassure conservatives that they "are not alone" for good reason. He's obviously given a little look-see to their approval ratings.

And watching Chris Wallace admonish Schlep Smith for being a big meanie to poor wittle Glenny was worth the price of admission. I mean, it was, like, sewww middle school: "You are like, totally jealous. Say you're sorreeeee!"

As for Chris Wallace, how will he ever sleep tonight? Boss Limbaugh (not to mention Falafel Bill) will be all over his sorry behind for lauding Beck like that. There's absolutely no room for competition. What's up with Wallace for not realizing that? He's doomed.

Chris Wallace defends Limbaugh's claim that he hopes Obama fails

Man, wonder if Chris had those talking points tattooed on the back of his hand.

Photo of the Day, with bonus Karl Rove TWITter!

By GottaLaff

We find out that Subpoena-Me Karl is relaxing with a few of his Fox Friends by killing living things (no offense to hunters, but it's just not my thing). Via Think Progress:

@tomatcc: “ALL CLEAR!” Dick’s in Wyoming. 8:45 AM yesterday

@KarlRove: You’re correct—unfortunately Cheney’s not here. But, I look forward to my next hunt with him. #TCOT #SGP 9:54 AM yesterday

Fox News’s Chris Wallace and the Weekly Standard’s Fred Barnes accompanied Rove, who also posted a “Twitpic” of Barnes with shotgun in one hand and dead bird in the other. Rove said Barnes hit “two out of a covey.”

"Twitpic". Perfect.

VIDEO: Chris Wallace's gaffe-tastic Bush/Obama switcheroo

By GottaLaff

Don't ever. Make. A mistake like this. Again:



"Old habits die hard," indeed.

Not for 70% of the country, Chris.

FOX's Wallace: Is Obama Really Prez After Bobbled Oath?

Dear sweet Jeebus these people are stupid. Added- What Bill said.

Added added- Fine, anything to shut the idiots up.

Several constitutional lawyers said President Obama "should, just to be safe, retake the oath of office that was flubbed by Chief Justice John Roberts," the San Francisco Chronicle reports.

Two previous presidents, Calvin Coolidge and Chester Arthur, retook their oaths of office under similar circumstances.

VIDEO: David Axelrod won't be another Karl Rove

By GottaLaff

This video is from Fox News's Fox News Sunday, broadcast Nov. 23, 2008.

David Axelrod may be taking Karl Rove's old job, but he isn't interested in taking the same approach, he told Fox' Chris Wallace on Sunday.

In less than one minute, David Axelrod shows better judgment than Rove, or anyone in BushCo, did in eight long.... loooooong.... years.