Gramm-pa McCain: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn"

By GottaLaff

"Very frankly, Dana, I don't give a damn about an old unrepentant terrorist."
-- Sen. John McCain, in an interview with Dana Base [sic] on CNN, obviously getting tired of talking about Barack Obama and 1960s radical William Ayers.

1. If he doesn't give a damn, then why has he been running a smear campaign with Ayers as the centerpiece?
2. He's "tired" of talking about something that he doesn't give a damn about? How can he be tired of something he clearly relishes? Oxymoronic. Emphasis clearly on the moronic.
3. If Grammps is tired of all that talk, imagine how Obama feels. What a sweet, thoughtful, compassionate, caring candidate Gramm-pa has turned out to be, my friends.
   
4. Old? Did Gramm-pa just refer to Ayers as "old"?
5. There are apparently a lot of voters who don't give a damn about an old, unrepentant candidate.