Obama in the GOP's face on Osama Bin Missing

By GottaLaff

I love it when Obama gets all tough and ornery, but not in a Cowboy George kind of way:

A McCain aide said, "Obama is a perfect manifestation of a September 10th mind-set" and does not understand the dangers posed by U.S. adversaries.

Yeah, Barack Obama doesn't understand that at all. He's so young that he must have been born after September 11, 2001. That's how very extremely ridiculously newborny he is.

He couldn't possibly grasp the profound shock the rest of us felt when thousands died in that sudden brutal attack, because he's an insensitive, callow youth who relies on his elders to make wise post-9/11 decisions.

Hence, he must have experienced momentary disorientation when he said this:

Obama told reporters that the Republicans have no "standing to suggest that they've learned a lot of lessons from 9-11."

He said they "helped to engineer the distraction of the war in Iraq at a time when we could have pinned down the people who actually committed 9-11." He said Osama bin Laden is still at large in part because of their failed strategies.

I hope Obama realizes what heroes the Bushies are. All this talk of failed strategies might make him look inexperienced and naive.