John and Cindy McWealthy, Part Two

By GottaLaff

Records show the McCains own a loft in Phoenix that was purchased for $700,000 and is listed as rental property on McCain's 2008 Senate Financial Disclosure Report, as told to Shenanigans. It comes with remote control window shades.

For Sale: A home that's better than yours.
Seller: John and Cindy McWealthy

For Sale: America.
Seller: John McThankGodForCindyMcMealticket

Architectural Digest Visits Senator and Mrs. John McCain (published in July, 2005)! Yes, nothing says "common man" like a photo layout of a presidential nominee's personal bubble:



(Photography by Robert Reck)

The moral of our two-part story? Vote for the guy with the even temper who gets it because he just paid off his college loans. You know, the guy who you can believe when he says he loves his country, cares about you, and promises real change. That guy.