Big Bad John Cornyn: The Movie

By GottaLaff

The reviews are in!

"I laughed! I cried!... but mostly I laughed!" -- GottaLaff

"What's he running for... Head stable boy?" -- Daily Variety

"Lorne Greene already had that face." -- Pernell Roberts

"Worst political ad I've ever seen. Two thumbs down." -- Richard Roeper

"Make that three thumbs." -- Roger Ebert

"He's hott! I want him... now!" -- Ann Coulter

"Who's he kidding?" -- Texas Online

"I wish I'd thought of that." -- George W. Bush/Bill O'Reilly

"A good man always knows his limitations."-- Clint Eastwood

"WTF?" -- Everyone else