Facebook.. Obama: 1,000,000 McCain: 147,000

By GottaLaff

Facebook Friend Request Notification

To: Barack Obama
Subject Line: You have over a million Friend Requests

To: John Sidney McLoser
Subject Line: You have 147,000 People Who Feel Obligated to Make Friend Requests

CNN: John McCain’s campaign has launched its first official Facebook application.

To: John Sidney McLoser
Subject Line: This could be one reason why nobody's requesting to be your friend:

Dubbed “Campaign Cribs: The Straight Talk Express,” the new tool allows users to watch Davis White, the director of the McCain camp’s advance team, as he gives a video tour of the presumptive Republican nominee’s campaign bus.

To: Barack Obama
Subject Line: Congratulations!

The launch of McCain’s application on one of the Web’s dominant social networking sites comes one day after presumptive Democratic nominee Barack Obama crossed a Facebook milestone – by signing up his one millionth supporter on the site.

To: John Sidney McLoser
Subject Line: Condolences.

Obama currently has around 1,004,000 supporters signed up on Facebook and McCain has about 147,000 supporters on the social networking site.

Dear Facebook,

Please forgiVe the smudges. I still haVen't figured out how to use carbon paper without making a mess. I am writing to you in hopes you can explain, in simple terms, how to use your Internets application system social network approach. My friend, I can't seem to understand your Facebook lingo. What the hell is a Wall? If I choose to write on it, won't I mar my computer screen permanently? Or is there a key on my computer keyboard that will "auto-erase" any handwriting? Should I be using a water-based implement or a lead pencil when I write on said Wall? Will Wite-Out work? I haVe many more inquiries, but I fear that if you respond with too much information, I'll only get more confused.

Yours very truly,
John Sidney McCain

P.S. Please keep this correspondence confidential. It would be regretful if anyone discovered that I get "confused" about your wonderful new Facebook program application social network system.

P.P.S. Again, my friend, please forgive the carbon smudges. And the capital Vs. My &#%#!! typewriter is on the blink, and my c*** of a wife won't buy me a new one.