Three Percenters: "Attempt to further oppress us at your peril"

By GottaLaff

3% = 0.03

Tea Tantrumers, Birthers, Tenthers, Deathers, -Ers, -Ers, and more -Ers. Now we have the Three Percenters.

Apparently, these zealots want to party like it's 1775:

During the American Revolution, the active forces in the field against the King's tyranny never amounted to more than 3% of the colonists. They were in turn actively supported by perhaps 10% of the population. [...]

We DO claim that we represent at least 3% of American gun owners, which is still a healthy number somewhere in the neighborhood of 3 million people. [...] We are one such minority. So too are the current enemies of the Founders' Republic. [...]

The Three Percent today are gun owners who will not disarm, will not compromise and will no longer back up at the passage of the next gun control act. Three Percenters say quite explicitly that we will not obey any further circumscription of our traditional liberties and will defend ourselves if attacked. [...] Thus, we are committed to the restoration of the Founders' Republic, and are willing to fight, die and, if forced by any would-be oppressor, to kill in the defense of ourselves and the Constitution that we all took an oath to uphold against enemies foreign and domestic.

We are the people that the collectivists who now control the government should leave alone if they wish to continue unfettered oxygen consumption. We are the Three Percent. Attempt to further oppress us at your peril.

To put it bluntly, leave us the hell alone.

There's nothing quite as bracing as starting my Monday with an all-American death threat.

What a mighty gang of hatriots.

H/t: Greg Skilling, (and Shoq for "hatriots")

UPDATE: The hatriot has disabled embedding of his death threat videos. He went all private on us. What, he's not proud of his revolution? (h/t: ExitPass) UPDATE ON THIS UPDATE: Sorry, ExitPass was referring to this post, on James Manning, not the hatriots in the post you're reading now.