$arah, Inc.

By GottaLaff

$he did it for Ala$ka:

The Boston Phoenix notes that Gov. Sarah Palin (R) "is poised to be the hottest brand to ever hit" the multi-billion-dollar conservative marketplace.

"And her entry is beautifully timed. Thanks to the election of Barack Obama and a heavily Democratic Congress, the conservative industry is, despite the recession, experiencing boom times."

A review of "the most recently available financial reports of some 250 conservative-advocacy groups and political-action committees; their combined gross revenues totaled more than $2 billion. And that's only the major players, in just the nonprofit portion of the industry."

Rushpublic party: Boom!