Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Hamas says Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza


It's just too early to laugh this hard.

GAZA CITY (AFP) — Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday.

"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.

"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.

4 comments:

babzter said...

Hamas is Republican now?

Eric said...

Can I get some of that gum?

Clancy said...

I guess Hamas must not have a lot of options when it comes to picking their "officials." This guy's clearly brilliant.

Tom Hale said...

They're also spiking the Blow Pops. Here are some street scenes:
http://www.toxel.com/inspiration/2009/07/11/giant-chewing-gum-sculptures-in-venice

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